"Kufufu, Hibari-kun we meet again." The cloud guardian turned around to meet his supposed second in command. "So, the baby sent you of all people to assist me." "I suppose he did now." The monitor turned back on showing Tsuna looking a little more confused than usual. "Hiii, M-Mukuro?" The illusionist smirked, "In the flesh Tsunayoshi-kun." Tsuna, still in panic mode, turned to Reborn on the screen.
"Reborn, you sent Mukuro to help Hibari-san? Do you know how much danger you put the others in?" Tsuna winced in pain as a swift kick connected with his head. "Dame-Tsuna, of course I picked Mukuro. Mukuro is the only one who can distract Hibari from harming the other guardians. The safety of your family is the number one priority as a mafia boss." Reborn finished. "Kufufu, so all you want me to do is to make sure Hibari-kun doesn't get carried away?" "Yes that is the basic need in your role." Reborn responded. The pineapple haired man smirked. "Okay then, I believe we should carry on then. Goodbye Arcobaleno and Tsunayoshi-kun."
As the monitor went black Mukuro turned to Hibari. The prefect glared at the illusionist. "Why didn't that herbivore pick that boxing idiot to be second in command?" "Kufufu, Hibari-kun the little Vongola already knows you won't listen to the sun guardian. So the Arcobaleno decided to pick someone with as much equal strength as you to be second in command." Hibari continued to glare at Mukuro.
"Why do I need a second in command in the first place. I can make due with these herbivores." "Hmm perhaps it's because the Vongola knows you will bite the other guardians to death Hibari-kun." Mukuro looked around wondering where the other guardians were. "Oya, oya, Hibari-kun where may the other guardians be?"
Hibari remained cold and answered. "I'm looking for them." "Ah well let's look together now shall we." Hibari's glare remained unchanged as he pulled out his tofa. "I don't like crowds." Getting the message Mukuro still took a step forward. Out of nowhere, Mukuro was behind Hibari. Mukuro leaned near Hibari's ear. "I think we should stay together, unless you're going to bite me to death Kyouya." Mukuro whispered.
Hibari, tonfa in hand, turned and attacked; however he only heard the sound of metal against metal. Hibari's tonfa was blocked by Mukuro's trident. "I see, let's have a wager then Hibari-kun." The prefect listened as the illusionist spoke. "Who ever finds the guardians first gets to have any request they want fulfilled. Deal?"
Hibari smirked at the crazy illusionist's proposal. "Fine I accept your challenge, if I win Rokudo Mukuro I'll bite you to death." Mukuro smirked, "Have it your way Hibari-kun~." Mukuro vanished and left Hibari to himself.
Meanwhile…
Gokudera was in quite a tight spot. One that stupid baseball freak's sword was touching his thigh and two that dumb cow was drooling on him. Gokudera thought it couldn't get any worse. That was until he heard a certain pineapple laughing. "Kufufu." 'It couldn't be, Judaime would never leave that other guy in charge.' Gokudera had been mistaken before when he learned Hibari was in charge.
"Ahh." Gokudera hissed. "Baseball freak move that damn sword of yours before I shove it up your…" Gokudera turned around no longer was Yamamoto or Lambo in the closet with him anymore, but instead that psychotic illusionist. "Ah I found you, kufufu." Gokudera's eyes widened in horror as a scream ripped through his throat.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Gokudera screamed. "Ah well Hibari-kun and I had a deal and it looks like I've just won." Gokudera scrambled out of the closet. "Aha ha he got you too huh Gokudera?" Yamamoto laughed. "When the hell did you leave you baseball freak?" "Hmm I'm not quite sure one minute I was in the closet and the next thing I knew I was out here with this little guy." Yamamoto responded. Gokudera glared at Mukuro wanting some answers. "Okay, why are you here and what was this deal you made with that disciplinary bastard anyway?" Gokudera questioned.
"Kufufu, didn't Tsunayoshi-kun tell you? He put me as second in command, because a certain storm guardian feared for his life." Mukuro pointed out. "I was looking out for everyone's well-being even the stupid cow's." Gokudera defended. Lambo meanwhile was sleeping on the ground, while drooling as well.
"As for the deal Hibari and I had, kufufu well you'll find out shortly." Mukuro smirked. Gokudera growled at the mist guardian. "Now, all of you go to the control room and wait there for Hibari-kun and I to return." Mukuro ordered. "Why should we listen to you?" Gokudera back talked. Mukuro turned around still smirking. "Well you can wait out here in the open and let Hibari-kun bite all of you to death."
Gokudera's eyes widened at the thought of the prefect beating the hell out of everyone. 'I need to do this, for Judaime.' Gokudera thought. "Fine, come on baseball idiot, you too you stupid cow." Gokudera ordered. He kicked Lambo awake and the three guardians made their way to the control room. "Kufufu, well here I come Hibari-kun~"
Hibari walked down every single hallway in the base and still couldn't find the three herbivores. He proceeded to go down the next hallway until he heard Mukuro's infamous laugh. "Hello, Hibari-kun." Mukuro greeted. "Why are you here, shouldn't you be looking for them as well?" Mukuro laughed. "I came to tell you that I have already found them, they're in the control room as we speak." Hibari was pissed. Not only had he lost the challenge to that crazy pineapple, but he had to grant his request as well.
"Well since you won what do you want?" Hibari asked coldly. Mukuro smiled. "Well I had two things in mind Kyouya." Hibari listened as Mukuro began to tell him his request. "At first I was going to tie you to a bed and have my way with you." Hibari's grip had tightened on his tonfa, but he remained calm. "But then I decided I want to play tag with you and the rest of the guardians, excluding Tsunayoshi-kun and my sweet Chrome of course." Hibari just stood there, he didn't know whether the illusionist was serious or not. Mukuro motioned Hibari to follow him. Hibari ended up following Mukuro to the control room and as predicted all four of the guardians were there.
Mukuro clapped his hands together. "All of you have been called down here, because there is a serious task at hand." Everyone in the room became serious except Hibari who knew what Mukuro was going to say next. "The rules are simple whoever is it will chase the ones who are not it. The last one standing wins." The guardians suddenly gaped at what Mukuro had said. "Wait a minute are we going to-?" Gokudera began. "That's right we are all playing tag."
Lambo cheered claiming how he would win. Ryohei thought it was EXTREME and began getting pumped. "Why are we playing tag?" Gokudera asked obviously annoyed. Mukuro smirked. "Kufufu that was the result of the bet." Gokudera sighed and refused to play. "Ah come on Gokudera it'll be fun, almost as fun as the mafia game we always play." Yamamoto convinced. 'Well, Judaime left these two in charge, so for his sake I'll win.' "Ok Pineapple Hair who's it then?" Gokudera asked.
Mukuro smiled playfully and made his way over to Hibari. Mukuro twirled his figure and poked Hibari on the forehead. "Tag you're it Kyouya~" Mukuro cheered. Mukuro was then nowhere to be seen. Hibari smirked. "Hmm now I don't think he said I couldn't bite any of you to death." Gokudera gulped and ran. Yamamoto ran out as well. "Ah ha ha wait for me Gokudera." Hibari pressed a button hidden on his tonfa, which made them extend. He smirked and knocked Lambo down.
The cow-clothed child was left bruised and unconscious. Ryohei punched his fist into the air. "EXTREME." Soon he was on the ground full of bruises and unconscious. "Hmm two herbivores down three to go." Hibari made his way down the hallway in search for his prey. Gokudera and Yamamoto were running down the hall. "Ha ha isn't this fun Gokudera?" "Gah shut up baseball freak do you want to live?" Yamamoto continued to laugh, but soon both found they were at a dead end. "Damn we need to find another way out of here." Gokudera spoke. Soon Gokudera heard a thud as Yamamoto collapsed and coughed up a little blood.
Soon he as well as the other two previous guardians fell unconscious. Gokudera turned around to see the cloud guardian smirk. Hibari looked over at Gokudera. "I'll bite you next." Gokudera took out four sticks of dynamite in each hand and threw them at his attacker. When the smoke cleared up there stood Hibari untouched by the explosives. Hibari swung his tonfa and Gokudera was on the ground next to a bruised and unconscious Yamamoto. Soon Gokudera lost his vision and fell into the same state as the others. "Hmm one left." Hibari heard clapping from behind him.
Hibari turned around to see Mukuro clapping his hands. "It seems I'm the last one standing, kufufu." Hibari smirked. "Not for long Rokudo Mukuro." Hibari lunged at the smirking illusionist and attacked. The trident blocked all of his attacks. The fight lasted quite a while before Mukuro turned into a bunch of sakura petals. Hibari found himself on the ground in pain and Mukuro walked up to him.
"It looks like I win Kyouya." Mukuro was soon silenced when a normal sized tonfa smacked him across the head. Mukuro cradled his head in pain as Hibari stood up. "Hm tag you're it." Hibari started to walk away until Mukuro shook off his pain and joined him. "You have to admit Hibari-kun you had fun." Hibari smirked and entered the control room. Mukuro smirked and thought of new ways to distract Hibari from biting everyone to death.
In the infirmary…
Lal stood there slightly pissed at the guardian's conditions. All four of them had bruised limbs and little blood loss. "I swear this is the last time I let those two play tag again."
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Mukuro's Diary
Mukuro here -kufufu- it seems that Hibari and I had fun playing tag today. Ah I almost feel sorry for the ones we're suppose to watch. Kufufu oh well. Tomorrow, Kyouya's going to be in for a great surprise. Foolish Vongola he should have considered the consequences of appointing me to second in command. Tomorrow I'll trick Kyouya -kufufu- this will be quite amusing, irritating Hibari-kun will be the best part -kufufu-. Well I must be going before the vedicare come back and take my precious diary away from me. Goodnight ~kufufu~
Ps- Hugs and kisses. Love Mukuro Rokudo
Afternote: Hey sai here I wrote this chapter yatta! Next chapter will be written by both gsnks and myself. Haha wow that will be quite interesting and fun to write. Anyways please review and read. Here's what you've all been waiting for now. Next chapter preview.
Chapter four- Down to business
Hibari finally gets Mukuro to get serious, for how long? Long enough to tie him up, but Mukuro just keeps insisting that Hibari is a pervert who whats to take advantage of him. Annoyed with this Hibari unties Mukuro and they fall...Hibari ending up on top of Mukuro. Gokudera walks in at the wrong moment to see this accident. How will the Cloud and Mist get out of the one?