(A/N) Oooh, by the way, these last two chapters have been beta'd by my close friend, ColorfulCheerios! :)
And here's, as promised, the latest in the adventures of Sora, Riku, and Kairi! :P
P.S. A word of warning, this chapter (and the next) has intense amounts of blood...i wouldn't advice reading if you're squeamish!
(Kairi's POV)
It didn't seem like too long before I was woken up to a very soothing, cradling feeling. "Sora…" I whispered, since the arms felt just like his (and I desperately wanted it to be him).
Immediately after I said that the rhythmic massage stopped and I plummeted straight to the ground, landing with a grunt. "AUGH!!" I said, arching my back from the pain.
I heard my carrier swear under his breath, and then he leaned down near me. It was Sora, I could tell by his scent. I can't believe that bastard dropped me! "Kairi! Kairi, are you alright! I'm so sorry, I'm so, so, so, so, so, SO sorry!"
"It's alright, don't worry about it," I said faintly, although inside I cursed him for dropping me like a moron. I squinted my eyes open and was immediately thankful for the thick trees blocking out the sun.
"You just startled me is all," Sora said with a very warm smile that melted all my harsh feelings away. "I didn't know you were awake! I'm really, really, really sorry!"
"No, it really is alright," I said, seriously this time, and I returned his sweet smile. "But my boob is KILLING me, what…" I looked down and the giant arrow in my tit was enough to jog my memory. "Oh!" Wow, I'm a retard.
Sora knelt down next to me and put his arm behind my upper back, propping me up. The contact was soothing enough to counteract the pain from the arrow. I looked up at Sora, whose wolfen face was now just inches from mine. I grinned some more at the close face time I was getting with the most gorgeous man to have ever been born.
"So…where are we?" I asked, drinking up the warmth in his eyes. Never before had I felt more secure than during his soothing gaze at that moment. "Did you rescue me?" My eyes fluttered in embarrassment and I looked down.
"No, unfortunately," he said smoothly. "Robin Hood allowed me some time to try and heal you, after I begged for a while. And, I frankly have as much of a clue as to where we are as you do."
"Wow, that was really nice of you!!" I said, with as much appreciation as I could possibly inject into my voice. "Oh, and Robin, too." I thought. Then a question occurred to me."But if he's with the Heartless, then why would he help us out?"
"That's a good question, but for now we've really gotta get this out of you!" Sora said, narrowing his eyes in seriousness. His finger lined the edge of the arrow, and I bit my lip at the vibrations sent directly into my nerves. "This arrow is tipped with Neroxian Powder Venom, which is deadly within hours!"
"Oh my god!" I said, clutching his hands and looking directly into the core of his eyes. "So I'm going to die?!"
"Not if I can help it," Sora murmured, a sound that forced me to gulp down my desire to ravage him immediately. "The good news is, I have the ability to cure the damage that has been done, and to neutralize the remaining poison."
"Great, so that means I'll be cured?"
"If…everything goes according to plan, then, yes!" Sora said, looking at my breast. Normally I would have scolded him, but under the circumstances, I was content to let him ogle it all he wanted… come to think of it, I probably wouldn't mind if Sora checked me out every chance he got.
"I see. I put all my fate in your able hands then!" I said encouragingly, sticking out my chest so he could have a go at it (and I mean that in the cleanest way possible, of course). Wait…"Then what's the bad news?"
Sora looked around very nervously. "Um, yeah…to do this I'm going to have to…um…take off your shirt…" He looked up into my eyes. "I'm sorry!"
I exhaled in relief. Sora's so cute, any other guy would be totally ecstatic to have an excuse to see some free boobs. He's clearly one-of-a-kind…
I smiled at him. "Don't worry, I trust you. You can touch my boobs as much as you need."
Sora balked and went white in the face. "A-a-are you sure? I mean, is it really okay?"
I put an arm on his hand. "Hey, it's my life that's at stake, isn't it? And besides, I trust you more than any guy I know, okay? Don't worry about it!" I smiled reassuringly. I was totally psyched that I was going to be momentarily groped by my crush since forever. I had to hold in a very strong impulse to giggle and hug him.
"Okay, here goes," Sora said, clearing his throat and putting his impenetrable serious look on again. First he straightened himself out so that his legs were draped across mine as he hovered over my chest. (I have a certain fetish for leg contact, so this didn't help my horniness at all) He lowered his left hand slowly and rested it on my collarbone, causing me to breathe in to soak up the comfort it nurtured into me. I settled myself in for a very pleasurable experience. He gently cut through my tunic with the tip of his keyblade, and peeled the fabric forward so that my breasts were exposed. I looked as lovingly as possible in his eyes, looking for any sign of attraction in them. But all I saw was his iron resolve and calm, which made me feel all the more safe beneath him.
(Riku's POV)
So, a weird thing happened today when I was watching the sunset. (Okay, I'll admit that was weird in itself…but I had momentarily tasked myself with decoding the clouds in the sky in the hopes that answers might be made known to me about where I came from…how I came to be on the Destiny Islands. Why not here? How would my life have turned out differently were I raised here? Well! You'll be happy to know that I came to the conclusion that the stork was overdosing on all sorts of crazy opium and company and crash-landed into my mother's womb…or…however it is that babies come about. I hope to figure that out someday…SOB!!)
Anyway, where the hell was I? Oh yeah. Cloud/storkwatching. So I was doing as such when suddenly, a really weird ball came flying up out of the courtyard below and hit me on the nose. I blinked at the sudden surprise and, being a fan of sports and the like, stooped down to pick the intrusive ball up!
You're not gonna believe this!! Did you know that it had FEATHERS on its butt? At least I think it was its butt. Most objects with feathers don't have them on their head. OH CRAP, except for the Indians!!
As I was musing about all the possible implications, explanations, and realizations co-dependent on my feather-butted ball, I heard frantic footsteps coming up to my left.
A gorgeous girl fox (who was bustier than heck! Who'd've thunk there would be a gorgeous hottie in THIS world!) raced up the steps, her breasts heaving fascinatingly as she did so.
"Oh, I'm so sorry, gallant sir! I didn't mean to disrupt you," she said with a courtesy.
"You can disrupt me ANYtime!" I imparted upon her. "And please, get up! I'm like the most manner-less knight ever! Oh! And here's your crossdressing ball back."
"Oh! Thanks so much!" the girl said, taking it from me with a sweet smile. "My name's Marian, by the way. Who are you?"
"Ah, I am Sir Riku the White!" I regaled. "But!! You can call me Riku," I let her know with a wink.
"Sir Riku, your reputation precedes you!" Marian said, smiling bashfully. "I had heard tell of your looks, but I never imagined you so royally handsome!"
"Why thanks!" I said, beaming. "You're not too bad yourself, Miss Marian."
"So! Have you come to rescue me?" She said excitedly. "How I long to be rescued by a gallant fox who wants to save the kingdom!"
"Er…of course I have!" I proclaimed. "I will do all in my power to rescue you, your grace!" I said with a low bow. A shuffle of footsteps resounded down the hallway, and I immediately drew my sword.
"Riku? What is it?"
I grunted my lack of knowing. "But I'm gonna find out. Something feels weird!" I looked back at her with a wink. "You should probably stay here. I'll be back, gorgeous!"
She gasped at my perfectly-structured compliment and smiled. "Okay! I'll be waiting for you, my beloved knight!"
As I began to stride off, she put a warm hand on my shoulder. "Wait!! Here, take this," she said, reaching down her shirt and pulling out a hanky that had just been touching her boob. Now that's sexy!
"Thanks so much!" I said sweetly, sniffing it deeply and running off towards the sounds that were bothering me so much.
The hallway twisted into a stairwell I was unfamiliar with. Shrugging, I dashed across a bridge with a great overlook onto the countryside and into another wing of the castle.
Suddenly, I heard another shuffle of footsteps. What was going on? I narrowed my eyes and dashed after the sound, ignoring the pounding feeling of dread in my chest.
I rounded the corner and bumped into the last person I expected to see – Kairi!
"Hey, my sweet cupid bolt!! How did you get here! I missed you so m…huh?" I stopped when she backed jerkily away from my welcoming touch.
"Get away from me!" Kairi cried, clearly very upset. "I saw the way you were flirting with that fox girl just a second ago! I though… GASP! I thought you were different than other men!"
Uh-oh. Damage control time!! "Oh, that wasn't…I only just met her and…WAIT, Kairi, come back!" I cried as she took off again.
What the heck?
I ran after her quickened pace through an armory, and then deeper into the dungeon. Jeez, why would she go into a creepy place like this?
"How can I trust you when you go off after every bimbo you meet? I would NEVER cheat on you, and yet the same DAY you propose to me, you try to bang a random girl you just met!"
"Kairi, NO! I would never!" I yelled, frantically trying to catch up with her. "I love you more than anything!! I would die to protect you! You are the brightest star in my sky! PLEASE, I beg of you, slow down so we can talk this through!"
"I don't want to see you anymore!" Kairi cried from down a short stairwell.
"WHAT?!" I yelled in desperation as I tumbled down after her. The castle changed dramatically, suddenly adopting a pulsating, ominous red glow. I shivered at the sight…if I didn't know better, it looked like Kairi was leading me deeper and deeper into hell.
"You know what I mean!" she said angrily from a room around a nook in the small hill I ran down. "I don't want to date you, anymore!!"
"No…" I whispered. "NO!!" I whipped out my Keyblade, plunged it deep into the smoldering earth, and blasted my way down to where she was.
Where…she…was? I looked around. Everything felt completely wrong. This dungeon was designed not just for keeping someone, but…torturing them.
I looked at the Kairi and my breath caught at the alien expression on her face. This was very clearly not the girl I'd sworn my heart to.
"Who…are you?"
"My name is Madam Prioresse," she said, suddenly morphing from Kairi's foxy frame to that of a humanoid snake, and then to an astonishingly grotesque caricature of a warthog. I gasped again at the terrifying sight. "But you can call me…Kairi!" she laughed gutterally, spewing molten black smoke into my face as she talked.
I growled and adopted a battle stance. "I'm not gonna call you anything but my bitch, BITCH!"
The fat being laughed an insidious laugh and gestured below me. "The chains have already grown fond of your feet, Sir Knight," she grunted in a barely discernable vocal pattern. "Come now! Have a SEAT!!" she laughed as she pushed me back into a chair that seemed to appear out of thin air.
"Wh-what?!" I cried. "What is going on?!" I looked frantically around as the chains rapidly coiled around my body, holding me tight in place.
"This, RIKU, is a bleeding house, and I am going to be your hostess! Aren't you excited!" the dark being coughed.
"Yeah!" I said with an eager grin. "What goes on at a bleeding house?"
(Sora's POV)
OH MY GOD!!
So I've decided that Karma does exist, and has a sense of humor at that. When I wished I could be far away from Kairi, I ended up on top of her, with her legs between mine. And when I decided to go ahead and ogle her when she was sleeping, her breasts, which ideally are so sacred that they should NEVER be viewed by mortals, ended up in plain view right in front of me.
Universe…you're a jerk.
It was all I could do to maintain composure and a semblance of calm when on the inside I was flipping out. I love Kairi, but she ONLY sees me as a friend. Fair enough. But that's definitely NOT cool when she is TRUSTING me with honoring her dignity WHILE touching her breasts nonstop. If I was gay, this wouldn't be a problem at all. However, since I'm not…
Well, let's just say I was freaked out.
"Okay," I said in a shaky voice befitting a 4-year-old. I rested my hindquarters on her thick, VERY sexy thigh to steady myself, hoping she wouldn't notice my natural indication of interest in the situation. "First I'm going to cast Curaga, which should heal the small physical damage, and neutralize some of the pain."
"Okay," Kairi said with a beautiful smile and that look in her eyes that says, 'I trust you SOO much.' Ordinarily I would've been quite honored to receive that look from her. But now it seems alien in so many ways.
So I forced myself to focus and cast Cure magic concentrated on the area. The redness and some of the swelling went smoothly away.
"Okay, here's where it gets tricky," I said, looking deep into her eyes to try and convey how painful this was for me. I took out a small, green probe. "The next step is to take out the arrow."
"Rock on! Let's do it," Kairi said, pumping her fists with an adorable grin.
"I will, but the thing is, we can't let any trace of it remain inside you!" I said. "That's where this device comes in." Kairi nodded to show she understood. "This is a magical medicine tool called a Moletica Ginra. It will stretch out your actual wound to the size we need to extract the arrow, but will restore its actual diameter without any damage once we remove it. Sound good?"
"Yes, but…where did you learn all this stuff?"
I smiled down at her, realizing how easy it would be to kiss her if I was brave. "I studied under a lady named Aerith for a time; she was a master of Healing Arts."
"Oh, I see." Kairi, said, her face falling.
"What? Is something wrong?" I asked, concerned.
"Oh no, I'm good," she said, her eyes assuring me so. "Let's do this!"
"Alright, I said shakily, lowering my hand to rest on…her breast. I squinted and tried to maintain a mockery of work ethic while I situated the Moletica Ginra, but…WOW. I can't believe I'm actually touching Kairi's firm, gorgeous, flexible breast! My brain nearly short-circuited from the torture. I let out a hiss of air and secured the probe, then placed both my hands on her wounded breast.
Images of all the unsavory, perverted things I felt like doing at that moment assaulted my already injured mind…wow, if she knew the thoughts that were going through my head right now…this is definitely the WORST experience of my ENTIRE life! The only upside was that it wasn't actually her REAL breast, just a red-furred transformation of it.
The problem was, I'd never felt one before, and I certainly didn't want my first experience to be feeling the off-limits, engaged, drop-dead-gorgeous best friend whom I want to spend the rest of my life with but just thinks of me as a trustworthy guy.
This. Is. A. Nightmare!!
(Kairi's POV)
Unnnnnnngggghhh!! So good!! This is the most intensely sexual moment of my life!
(Riku's POV)
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhh!! This is so ridiculously MESSED UP!! THE FREAKING PAIN!!
(Sora's POV)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Kairi's POV)
Wow, this is so ridiculously hot!
Okay, I know Sora doesn't like me…but this is really much too sexy an opportunity to pass up. By this point my downstairs was wetter than a soggy starfish.
Having Sora's face this dangerously close to snogging me was seriously the best experience ever. And the way his hands delicately, sweetly touch me is like getting a massage from a master! Giggle
I hope he didn't get TOO close to this Aerith person when he was studying under her…GASP! maybe that's why he's afraid to commit to a relationship with me! Maybe he's already going out with her!
I bet she's much hotter than me to get Sora to work with her for a long time…the prissy, stuck-up bitch!
Ahem, anyway, I resolved myself to just soak up the pleasure as my would-be boyfriend did his thing. I held my breath as he lifted the arrow out of the manmade crevasse in my breast, and I stared in shock at the tip of the thing; it was covered in green goo!
"Oh shit, THAT was in me!?" I cried.
"Sh-sh-shh, calm down," Sora said softly, and I found it impossible to disobey. "I think we're gonna make it through okay."
I looked at his brow and smirked. "You're sweating! Aren't you concentrating a little too hard?!
Sora smirked back. "Hey, this is MUCH harder than it looks!"
"Not as hard as you are right now, I'd bet," I sneered jokingly. I looked up into his wide eyes and realized with a jolt that I'd said that out loud. "Ohmigod! I didn't mean to say that!"
He sighed and shook his head. "No, I'm sorry…I shouldn't be letting my thoughts go in that direction."
What?
"What?" I said, squinting up at him. I felt a rush of intense passion explode up from my chest into my head, and I sat up a little, thrusting my face into his.
"What do you mean, what?" Sora said, looking a lot like a bunny about to be eaten by a wolf.
"What direction, exactly, were your thoughts going to make you so turned on?" I whispered, wrapping an arm around him. Hell, what AM I doing? But he's SO gorgeous, and it just feels ridiculously RIGHT to have him in my arm, and in my embrace…
(Riku's POV)
"So, like, how much longer is this going to take?" I said quite lackadaisically to my butt-ugly host. "I mean, I'm bleeding in more holes than I thought covered my body here. That is, I don't wanna rush you or nothing…"
"SHUT UP!! You miserable cunt!" the pig lady farted.
"You see, that's exactly the kind of language that people need to think about before using," I imparted to her as she impaled a rod in my chest, shearing out countless drops of blood. "For instance, you should at least call me, like, a miserable testicle or something. Then we're at least in a plane of realism."
"No, you're a miserable cunt and a miserable puss to boot!"
"Hmm, seems like someone's got female reproductive glands on the brain!" I teased as she inserted a rod through the top of my skull, dyeing my white locks with crimson. "So is this like a first date for you or something? Because I confess, I'm much more cuddly and stuff when my hands are free so I can explore all your pleasure centers and the like!"
"I work for Prince John and Prince John alone!" she snorted, launching a gob of snot directly at me.
"Ahh, so then are you having a secret love affair with the prince? That sounds delicious! Good for you to land such a credible man! He's a real sweetheart, I know you two will get along swell!" I said, winking at her (although I bet she DIDN"T EVEN NOTICE!!)
She stared me stone cold in the face and said. "You. Will. Never. Amount. To. ANYTHING!! Get used to it, wiseguy!"
"Ouch," I said as she inserted one into my calf, (no, not the baby cow!! My leg, silly) jetting out a geyser of blood. "I don't even think you were IN the Disney movie, were you? Or maybe you were just in the deleted scenes? OOH, I know, are you related to Pumbaa?"
(Sora's POV)
Well this is a bizarre turn of events!
I've been caught being a pervert, but Kairi's acting REALLY strange about it…maybe she does like me a little? Or else she's just getting enjoyment out of torturing me (and the torture is great, I might add).
"Um!" I started, and put my arms around her. Wow, if carrying her earlier felt great, this felt like a dream. The pleasure circuits went off in the far corners of my mind. "I'd think it should be obvious why I'm turned on!" I brushed a lock of her dark red hair out of her eyes. "I mean, it's you…there's no one else that could make me feel this way!"
Kairi gasped, her eyes wide, but she didn't pull away. She took a deep breath and mouthed, "Kiss me!"
I blinked. Did she just say what I think she said? "Um…Kairi, I…" I stopped when I saw her lips spreading apart imperceptibly. Oh my god this is torture! If I kiss her now…then I've forever broken the bonds of friendship, and I'll never be able to return! I'll always be opposite Riku's side!
But damn did those lips look gorgeous…and who ever gave a rat's ass about Riku anyway? I sighed, closed my eyes, and allowed my head to dip forward into her pleading mouth.
As soon as my lips brushed against her silky, smooth, soft ones, she gasped and pulled away, further shredding my heart into bleeding strips. WHAT?! I was now in anguish, but continued to hold her gorgeous, frail frame.
"It…it's wrong for us to do this now…when I haven't…" She took a deep breath. "Sora, please don't misunderstand…I want you, more than anything!! But, Riku proposed to me this afternoon, and…and I still haven't settled things with him. There's just way too much stuff in the air, and if we do this now, things will get crazy and AUGH!" I silenced her by putting a finger on her lips.
"It's okay, I understand; I totally agree that things would get out of control if we did this," I said soothingly. "Let me just finish cleansing you."
She smiled up at me. "You're really amazing, Sora!"
I felt warmth rise to my face and smiled back. "Nowhere near as amazing as you!"
(Kairi's POV)
I'm a failure.
That was probably my only chance I'll ever have to get a go at Sora, and I blew it! Now we'll probably never kiss! But it just didn't feel…right…
Sora's deft fingers worked on my newly sensitive wound and prepared the gadget thingy he used to fire poison neutralizing agents throughout my bloodstream. He finished setting it, and it began to glow a violet color.
He leaned in close to my face and grinned, so that I melted again at his nearness. "Now we have to wait for two minutes for the procedure to finish up."
"That's not so long," I said, trying to be optimistic.
He didn't reply (Heck, I wouldn't either), but began to just very, VERY lightly, stroke my breast in a concentric pattern.
I grit my teeth from the evocative teasing and ground my fingers into the grass beneath me. God! I'm so ridiculously turned on right now! My thoughts quickly jumped to dark images of Sora biting and raping me, and my soul began to light on fire again. Wait, he just opened his mouth. He's gonna say something! Ooh, what is it, what is it, what is it!?
"Ah, you'll have to take a bath after this to finish washing off much of the surface residue," He said gently. Mmm…a bath! With him, I hope! My body seemed to respond positively to the thought, and I smiled. As soon as I break up with Riku, Sora will be mine, if I play my cards right…
I could see the disappointment in his eyes from when I turned him down. Should I tell him I love him? Clearly he does have some small attraction to me…it couldn't hurt, could it? And it wouldn't really be betraying Riku! This way, it would ensure that me and Sora would stick together through whatever messy breakup me and Riku had, and then we could hook up…and get married…and bone every night…yes, sounds very suitable to my palette. I hesitated for a moment, summoned up all my courage from my heart and desire and said in a pathetic voice, "I love you…"
(Riku's POV)
Fat, pimply warthog lady continued her swarthy practice of inserting several large rods into my perfect white…er, red, fur. By this point I looked like I was melting cinnamon gummibears all over. Or, to be blunt, I was caked with my own, soupy, warm blood. Which would be quite nice, besides the fact that I was now SEVERELY FREAKING DEFORMED, DYING, and, well…drenched in more blood than I thought I had.
However, I always like to make the best of things, so as the warthog pushed a particularly sharp rod directly into my lower-right back I said, "You know…I'd really like to have a word with your decorator. These green fires, the slime pits, the black stone, it's all just kind of ick! Doesn't really bring out the room's inner charm, you know?"
"GOD! Do you ever shut up?!" Miss Fancypants proclaimed.
"Not if you don't want me to, gorgeous!" I said sweetly. She responded by jamming one directly through the center of my crotch. "SO!" I said, much louder and more uncomfortably than I intended. Which was, really, quite a feat, seeing as there was no longer any opening for my mouth, just a solid glop of blood roving slowly down my face. "Anything YOU wanna talk about? Hopes? Dreams? Concerns? Secret fetishes?"
Poopyface III growled and grunted before belching out in a farttastic manner, "Tell me how this feels, pumpkin!" And with that, she pinned a rod horizontally through my neck, causing no small amount of blood to become, sadly homeless. The poor dears. I wonder what life is like as a red blood cell? Hmm…certainly far less exciting when there's no heart to pump oxygen into your center. I wonder what oxygen feels like when the cells take it in? It's probably like that one last shot of Jager that really hits the spot before you pass out…yeah…that'd be nice.
"Well, to be completely truthful," I said in a strangled voice as blood cascaded over my eyes. "It feels like a hundred Arabic virgins are dancing around, offering themselves up to me. Except they smell much more like men than women…come to think of it, I've always wondered what it would be like to have something long and hard sticking up my anus. I actually…I actually think it would feel kinda nice! Is that normal for a straight guy?" I asked her quite pleasantly.
She shrugged, "Well, I suppose everyone's a little gay…" before inserting a rod directly up my buttcrack.
"Exactly!" I said excitedly. "And thanks, by the way. And that's exactly what the Republicans will never get."
(Sora's POV)
Wow, did she really just say that?
"I love you, Sora," she whispered, with an inner force behind it like something out of a small pocket tucked away in another universe.
I had made a huge risk in feeling her a little while I was curing her, and she seemed to reciprocate and make one for me.
I steeled myself…I couldn't afford to mess up. Not now, this might be my one chance! Kairi's the one thing that matters anymore in my life, so therefore there's only one thing I can do in this situation…
"Sora?" she said, searching my eyes with her wet gorgeous ones in the shade of the underbrush.
I looked at her for another moment, and dove down on her, kissing her as passionately as I could possibly muster. I tried to pour every ounce of adoration into each stroke of her mouth. Her mouth was so warm, and her kisses so soulful. Without warning, Kairi suddenly flipped me over onto my back and began pounding my mouth, using her tongue as a battering ram. I massaged her back to try and convey all my love and care for her.
I care for NOTHING else…she is all there is to me, anymore.
This is my first kiss…and it shall also be my last.
For I know now what I must do, since I can never have her.
Now that I have crossed the line and kissed the love of my life.
To end this cycle of darkness and suffering…to break this monstrous triangle before it takes vengeance on all of us…
I have to kill Riku.
A/N: Woohoo, cliffhangers don't come any cleaner than that, do they? :) Be sure to check in later this week for the final two installments in this search for love!