10. I think father hid a list of Death Eaters around here somewhere.
9. Pansy said you were all book knowledge and couldn't do anything useful around the house.
8. If you don't help me clean, I'll have to admit to my Mum that I let you talk me into freeing my house elf.
7. My flat has been cursed so that only Muggle-born women can tidy it up.
6. I failed the cleaning charms portion of my O.W.L.s. Can you give me a demonstration?
5. National studies show that vacuuming makes witches asses look smaller and their breasts grow bigger.
4. I'd love to hang out with Potter and Weasley at the Leaky Cauldron, but I can't go out for drinks until the flat is tidy.
3. It is genetically impossible for pure-bloods to wash and fold laundry.
2. If you really loved me, giving me a hand about the flat wouldn't get your knickers in such a twist.
1. My masculine bits get a rash on them whenever I do manual labor.