The third and final chapter to the story involves Principal Miller making a plan to get the Stooges expelled and his attempt at executing it. Does he succeed or fail miserably? Read and find out.
Chapter 3
In his house, Principal Miller was thinking of a way to get Moe, Larry, and Curly expelled. He had to get rid of the trio soon. The trio staying after school to watch a cheerleading practice aroused suspicion.
"I wonder what will get rid of those pests forever," he said. "They can't know what I'm up to, they'll expose me for sure."
He thought and thought as the hours passed by. Finally, five minutes after midnight, he had an idea, a very clever one.
"Tomorrow is Friday and Friday means Today's special at the cafeteria," he said happily. "I know how I'm going to get rid of those three pesky stooges forever! They'll never know that I had set them up!"
The principal laughed in a very maniacal, evil laugh that caused the neighbors dogs to start barking. He walked over to the nearest window and opened it.
"Shut up you useless animals, you're interrupting my work!" he yelled before slamming the window shut. The dogs continued to bark for several minutes.
For the trio, the day started as normal. However, they were suspicious that Principal Miller didn't exit his office to glare at them like he did the past two days when they entered the school.
"I wonder why the principal isn't glaring at us today," said Moe, once they were well past the principal's office.
"I don't know if it is a good thing or a bad thing," said Larry.
"I'd like to know why. Maybe he's making a plan right now," said Curly.
"We don't know that for sure. Maybe that assistant principal who yelled at him the other day set him straight," replied Moe.
Little did they know that during lunch, all hell would break loose as Principal Miller was certain that by the end of lunch, the trio would be expelled. But, plans like that have a notorious ability to backfire as the trio always somehow manage to outsmart their enemies. They were certain that they could out Principal Miller if he tried anything to get them expelled.
At lunch time, the trio headed to their locker and got the books and binders they needed for the afternoon classes. Then they headed down to the cafeteria.
"Oh boy, today's special is pies," said Curly, noticing a variety of pies available at one of the counters.
"Let's get some pies with our lunch!" said Moe enthusiastically. They got pepperoni pizza and French fries to go along with their pies.
"Where's the girls," said Moe, looking around for Amanda or any of the cheerleaders.
"There's Tori and Amanda," said Curly excitedly. He ran to the table and sat by Tori.
"Let's go," said Moe.
"Where?" asked Larry.
"To sit with the girls," said Moe, slapping Larry.
"Oh that," said Larry dumbly.
"Come on," said Moe. He grabbed Larry by the nose and dragged him over to where Amanda and Tori were sitting. Moe noticed Crystal, Andrea, Curly, Tori, and several cheerleaders sitting at the table. They sat next to Curly.
"Hello boys," said Tori.
"Hi Tori, Hi Amanda, Hi Crystal, Hi Andrea," said Moe.
"Hi Moe," said several of the girls.
"Getting popular with the ladies aren't you Moe? Nyuk nyuk nyuk," said Curly.
"No, I'm just saying hi to them," said Moe, slapping Curly.
"Listen you! I resent that! Ruff! Ruff!" protested Curly.
"Calm down sweetie," said Tori. She put her arm around him.
"Ah-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba! Thank you." said Curly.
"Anytime sweetheart," said Tori softly.
They ate their lunch quietly and had casual talk. What none of them noticed was that Principal Miller walked in to the cafeteria. He had a happy and confident look on his face.
He bought one of the pies and walked towards the table where the trio were sitting. The principal tripped over the trash can and fell down, spattering the back of Moe's head with the pie.
Moe instinctively ducked, not realizing that his slice pie was in the way. He ended up splattering his face with frosting. Several of the girls screamed.
"You really thought that it would be funny to throw a pie at me," said Moe angrily, slapping Curly.
"But I didn't do anything!" shouted Curly.
"Oh yes you did!" yelled Principal Miller from behind them
"N'gyahh-ahhh-ahhh!" yelled Curly, looking back and saw the principal with an angry look on his face.
"Listen, there must be some mistake, we didn't do anything," said Moe.
"You were late for class too many times, threw basketballs in the trash, practiced cheerleading with the cheerleaders, doing all these stupid antics, and throwing pies at other people! That's enough to get anybody expelled from this school!" yelled Principal Miller.
"Don't listen to them guys. He's trying to get you in trouble," said Crystal. She grabbed her slice of pie and headed towards the principal.
"He did it," said Princpal Miller, pointing at Moe.
"Thank you," said Crystal. She threw the pie at the principal's face.
"What was that for?" yelled Principal Miller.
"You started it!" yelled Crystal.
"Oh yeah," said Principal Miller. He took Andrea's pie and attempted to throw it at Crystal, but missed and it went all over Tori's cheerleading uniform.
"What have you done! You've ruined my uniform!" screamed Tori.
"HMMMMMMMM! THAT SETTLES IT! HE THREW A PIE AT MY GILFRIEND! HMMMMMMMMMMM! THAT SETTLES IT!" yelled Curly. He grabbed his pie and aimed for the principal. However, he missed and the pie hit Andrea in the face.
"Who hit me with that pie!" screamed Andrea. She immediately got hit in the face by another pie.
"Haha, got you!" yelled Principal Miller.
"You're gonna pay for this!" yelled Andrea. She grabbed the nearest pie and threw it at Principal Miller. It hit him on the face.
"Hahaha, now watch this," said Larry. He tried to throw a pie at the principal, but ended up hitting Moe.
"What's the idea of throwing pies at me you imbecile?" yelled Moe.
"Don't be mean to him he didn't mean to do it," said Andrea.
"That's what he says all the time. I'm just gonna teach this guy a lesson on throwing pies," said Moe.
"It was purely an accident," said Larry.
"An accident eh," said Moe. He picked up a pie.
"Go get Principal Miller," said Larry.
"Is this an accident?" asked Moe sarcastically. He threw the pie at Larry.
"No," mumbled Larry.
"Well, then throw your pies properly," said Moe, slapping Larry.
At another table, one of the football players was talking about the upcoming game.
"I really hope we win this game, we lost the last one," he said. Suddenly, a pie hit him, but he didn't seem to notice.
"Anyway, I think this is one of our best seasons ever. We've got the best team," he said before another pie hit him in the face.
"Those three clowns have done it this time!" he yelled. He marched over to where the Larry and Moe were sitting and threw a pie at Moe.
"Wait wait a minute, what's going on here?" asked Moe. Just then, a pie thrown by Andrea hit him in the face.
"Quiet Moe," said Andrea just before a pie hit her in the face.
"Got you lady!" yelled Principal Miller.
"Oh yeah!" shouted Andrea. She took another pie and threw it at Principal Miller.
Soon, almost everybody in the cafeteria was throwing pies at each other. The cafeteria staff churned out pies at a record pace. Students rushed over, and grabbed the pies to keep the chaos going.
"Moe, get the principal with this," said Larry. He handed Moe a slice of pizza.
"You know, sometimes I think you've got part of a brain," said Moe.
"Thanks," said Larry.
"Don't mention it," said Moe, slapping Larry. Moe threw the slice of pizza onto the principal.
"Who threw that pizza?" yelled Principal Miller. "Now I get to buy myself a new suit and whoever threw that pizza is expelled!"
Meanwhile, Curly was having bad luck trying to defend Tori.
"Oh, stuborn eh," said Curly after two pies hit him in the face. He tried to throw his pie, but before he could, a third pie hit him.
"HMMMMMM!" yelled Curly after he got hit by two more pies. He tried to throw his slice of pie, but accidentally threw it at himself.
"Wait a minute, what's going on?" asked Larry after several pies hit him in the face.
A moment later, several security guards, two police officers, and the assistant principals ran into the cafeteria. Needless to say they all got hit by several pies. They approached the principal.
"Joseph Miller," said one of the police officers.
"What is it?" yelled Principal Miller. He just then got hit by another pie.
"We have reasonable suspicion that you are trying to set up three students to be expelled through no fault of their own. I'm placing you under arrest," replied the police officer.
"YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME!" yelled Principal Miller, cleaning another pie off his face.
"Oh yes we can," said the police officer, handcuffing the principal. He was taken out of the building and cursed the whole way out.
"Are you boys okay?" asked one of the security guards.
"We're fine," said Moe, putting down a pie.
"We're sorry that Principal Miller set you up and I'm glad he failed," said one of the assistant principals.
"That's nice of you," said Moe.
"Where's the other guy?" asked the other assistant principal.
"He's around here somewhere," said Moe.
Meanwhile, Curly had picked up Tori and was bringing her back to where Larry and Moe were. Tori's uniform was still stained with pie.
"You were great sweetheart," said Tori. She wrapped her arms around Curly's neck and kissed him on the cheek.
"Woo woo woo," said Curly.
The whole cafeteria busted out into laughter.
"At least he's okay," said Moe.
A few moments later, Curly and Tori approached the other two. Tori stood up on her own.
"Well, who's ready for some football!" yelled Tori excitedly. The whole cafeteria screamed in excitement.
That night, the trio attended the football game.
"Go go go go!" yelled Curly in excitement.
"Boy you are full of energy tonight," said Moe.
"Yeah, and what's better is that Principal Miller will never come back," said Curly excitedly.
"Don't bring him back into the picture," said Moe, slapping Curly.
"Hmmm, you see that," said Curly, showing Moe his fist. Moe hit Curly's fist, which hit its owner on the head.
"Serves you right," said Moe.
"Hey Curly, Tori's saying hi to you," said Larry. Curly looked and saw Tori waving at him with her forefinger.
"HI TORI BABY! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!" yelled Curly.
"Hey imbecile," said Moe.
"What?" asked Moe
"Want to see a surprise," said Moe.
"Yes," said Curly.
"Close your eyes and open your mouth," said Moe sarcastically.
Curly closed his eyes and Moe took a slice of pie out and hit Curly in the face.
"HMMMMM! How dare you spoil my night," said Curly "Ruff! Ruff!"
Larry then threw a slice of pie at Curly. Moe threw another slice at Curly. The pie fight sure wasn't over for the trio. After they exhausted their pie supply, they continued to watch the game peacefully.
THE END
That pie fight was sure awesome! Too bad for Principal Miller, he gets to spend some time behind bars and will never be a principal again. I hope you all enjoyed the story and thanks 02AngelBaby75 for your kind review. It means so much to me. And don't forget to review this chapter.