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And on to chapter 3 - BPOV
Chapter 3: Su-Leaze!
This sucks! Being new sucks, Why does being new have to suck?
So far I've already fallen, been called sexy, and quite possibly made a complete fool of myself! God, i swear the next person who talks to me better have bullet proof armour on.
* I'm a Emo kid non-conforming as can be you'd be Emo too if you looked just me...*
hmm a text message... either Blaze really can't decide what to wear or Abby has hijacked his phone...I'm going with the latter.
Izzy! oh my god save me Blaze is wearing a Brittany Spears tee... he's going crazy without you, you NEED to come home right NOW -AbsXX
Abby is the coolest, funniest chick I know but unfortunately.. like me she can't lie.. even via text msg.
Abby ! cool it Kay? I'll see you when you come for holidays... Miss you oh and "hit me baby one more time" to blaze love you two xo - IZZ-STA!
I cant lie to Abby. I cant tell her I'm fine besides, I already told Blaze - and her - it sucks -stupid speaker phone- and they won't let that one slide so, better not mention it I figure.
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I'd already forgotten all the names of the people in my homeroom, except one.. the infamous Edward Cullen...."Oh at least show up once Edward that's all i ask" I remember Mr Poynter, my home room teacher saying before he dismissed myself and all my bug-eyed class mates... three guesses who they were staring at and two don't count!
A short brunette, not as short as Alice but still short, was the only one to actually have the guts to talk to me, shows spunk! Also she had a Silverstein badge on her backpack so I figured she was sane enough.
"Hey I'm Jess, can i help you find your next class?"
"Umm... I have a map, and I'm pretty sure its chemistry."
"Oh well I have I.T so I'm in the South side building, your in the labs so that's the North side buildings. I can show you on the map if you'd like?
"Thanks, that'd help heaps" Yeah she seemed pretty cool.
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So thanks to my first acquaintance... I'm not counting the 'sexy' remark guy seeing as how technically I didn't even look at him, or the locker handy man, seeing as how all I saw was stars thanks to my fall and messy bronze hair... so this Jess might be pretty cool if she's the first to treat me like a person.
Rounding the last bend - God this school is HUGE - I saw the door to my class, walking, well stumbling into the room I heard that a few people were stifling their laughs but one... a bronze haired boy, was laughing his pants off... Oh GREAT!
"Hello Miss, can I help you?" the teacher turned his head up to me.
"um... my name is Isabella Swan, Izzy if you don't mind, and it's my first day here... umm where do i sit?" I figured I'd get the full spiel out now.
"Um yes, Swan... Izzy did you say?" I nodded.
"Yes well go sit by Mr. Cullen." he said waving toward the student body.
Okay so there were two seats free in the room next to two different guys. The first was next to a hopefull looking boy who seemed oddly intrigued... and the other next to HIM!!! The bronze haired guy. Please be the freak, please be the freak!
"um Sir, I'm new... remember...? Who's Mr. Cullen?"
I hate it how teachers expect you to know EVERYTHING on your first day!
"Oh I'm sorry, Edward Cullen." Helpful sir, real helpful!
"Okay" I started, turning toward the class, "clearly being new here doesn't mean much around here" I said looking back toward the teacher who still had his nose stuck in the book he was reading. "So, due to the fact there are two empty seats and I only have one name... who is the infamous Edward Cullen?"
Great what's with the world, its like there's some unseen force which just wants me to be near this dumb guy! Why did Bronzy have to stand up?!
"Im Edward Cullen... I like long walks on the beach, sunset dinners and clearly what I can't have" Uh wow, him grinning is quite cute... STOP IT IZZY! I blushed, a really crappy reaction I had to EVERYTHING! Oh My Gosh, did he just blush at my blush?
"Uh whatever", I said rolling my eyes... so not fair. I went to sit down next to him ignoring all the giggles and winks the girls were sending his way.
As I sat down he whispered in my ear "Hey sorry about earlier... what can i say, I go after what I WANT" did I imagine the emphasis on the want? he said followed by a wink... nope didn't imagine it!
"So... interested?" he said raising his eyebrow... Oh My God is he seriously waiting for an answer?
I tisked, that oughta shut him up.
"So..." he began again, what is with this guy and small talk? "Now you know what I like, whats in your pretty little head?"
SU-LEAZE!
hmm I'd better shut him down before he gets any ideas about me... "Well... I love guys who speak their mind, smile with a crooked grin, laugh at everything and mmm the most important quality I'd have to say is... NOT ANYTHING LIKE YOU!" Shut-Up Izz that's too far!
He just laughed and said "I love how evil you are!" A crooked grin... my breath caught, damn it why do I blush! WOW, he's blushing again... that's. So. CUTE!
Well I guess I cant pass this guy up as a friend... he is wearing a Silverstein Tee - perhaps he'll be pretty cool...
"Okay fine, I like music... correction LOVE music, mostly emotionally charged, but i love a good old Jonas Brothers tune... damn their infections lyrics... haha but my fave band is Hawthorne Heights and unlike you I dont like walking down the beach... give me a bed and a C.D Player and I'm set for the weekend!" That seemed to make him do that crooked grin again... My cheeks hurt!
Now he's grinning, is he trying not to laugh?
"Jonas brothers are also cute as" I said in my defence... okay this seemed to push him over the edge, he was full blown laughing now!
"What?" Jeez this guy really IS a jerk!
"Hawthorne Heights SUCK! They form no Bass and they sound like the drummer is beating on tins!"
OH NO HE DIDN'T!
"EFF YOU!"
"Miss Swan, language!" Mr Banner and the whole class were apparently focusing on me... the anger grew stronger.
All the Bunsen Burners lit... OH GOD! - Edward touched my shoulder ina really cute protective way, as he touched me they died down - that was REALLY odd, usually it takes a good five minutes for me to get a check on my emotions. CRAP I wonder if anyone noticed?
Edward seemed to notice, he was looking at a burner on the left side of the room, his laughter completely gone.
"Sorry Sir, but in my defence 'F' is just a letter, hehe?" I so didnt want detention on my first day!
"ha-ha Miss Swan. Now class today we're going to go around the lab stations in pairs and work out what everything is, does and what it can do or be."
Wait did he just say pairs...? Like lab partners? CRAP! I hope I'm not with Ed-
"Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan, Lauren Malory and Eric Yorkie"
-ward... Darn it!
"Howdy Partner" Did he seriously just 'tip' an invisible hat?
"well, we've got a sheet, lets get to it" I said... I'm not usually one for actually doing work but if its work or talk to this guy i think i'll choose ummm his smile! AH no Izz WORK!
"work, work, work, work, work." I mumbled to myself trying to get it to stick. "all work and no play makes Isabella... still Damn Fine" OH IM GOING TO KILL HIM!
"God! are you always such an arrogant Jerk? ah your new nick name 'Jerk' " That oughta shut him up!
"Fitting, I mean I did randomly call you sexy, and hit on you in front of the whole class and accidentally blow enough wind your direction to knock you down... so 'Jerk' works for me, well either that or Sexy Edward." He finished smiling, w-o-w, that smile!
"Alrighty smart guy, how bout Eddie? hmmm?" haha he's gunna be wishing he took Jerk!
"Yeah Eddie works, just don't tell Lauren" did he just shudder at her name? "you get to call me that, she's a freak!" wow he's serious... I wonder who this Lauren chick is... probably preppy cheerleader number one... Jessica might know.
"Well then Eddie, we'll just have to see who this Lauren is... Let's get started I really don't want a detention on my first day!"
"Well now beautiful, we can't have that, let's start with the chemicals, this is after all chemistry... Ba boom boom CHHH"
"Right, well what's that one?"
"Beats me... go down the front and grab the periodic table, I'll just sit here and enjoy the view!" he winked and did his crooked smile... don't blush Izz DON'T blush!
"UH! Ya know, if you just turn down the sleaze a bit you COULD be charming."
"Damn straight sexy, but where's the fun in not getting you to blush like that"
"Scratch that Jerk, ALOT!" He's so infuriating, but ahh that smile! So off I went in search of the chart, hiding my butt the whole way.
EPOV
Wow, she's cute when she's angry.
"EFF YOU!"
"language Miss Swan" our teacher said to her.
Holly CRAP the Bunsen Burners are on!
What the CRAP!? Beautiful looked... embarrassed? Guilty? WHAT THE CRAP?? I'm scared! Instinct kicked in, she was just standing there and there was danger around! I reached out and touched her arm ready to pull her to safety when she took in a small gasp and the bunsen burners stopped...again... WHAT THE CRAP!?
"Sorry Sir, in my defence 'F' is just a letter, hehe?" what the hell, did no one else see the little pyromaniac trick going on around us?!
The teacher said something but I was too confused to listen, i just looked at my hand which seemed to be tingling sumthin' shockin'.
Just then I heard my name
"Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan" EFF YES! Lab Partners! YEEHAW! wow err cowboy moment much!
"Howdy Partner" I said tipping my 'hat'.
"well we've got a sheet, lets get to it" she said avoiding eye contact with me... hmmm seems she's not into cowboys, well I guess Jazz stands no chance then... YES!
Isabella was mumbling something about 'work', so i came back with one of my smart-arse responses. She went on some rant about me being a jerk, but i couldn't really concerntrate when she was jumping around like that... I REALLY like her angry... Oh she's waiting for me to say something, well I let her have it, she's so cute when she's angry, and it seems to make her do that really cute blush.
She was walking away trying to conceal her cute as Butt from me, I couldn't help but plot my revenge for her making me miss out on that.
As my beautiful came back towards me I picked up one of the beakers on the table and as she went to sit down, me being the gentleman that I am started to pull her chair out for her, *Insert evil Smirk*, I 'accidentally' tripped and sent the contents of my beaker all over her.
"Um what was that?" she asked looking a little scared... perfect! "Err Sodium Chloride Solution I think" I said looking at the beaker in my hands so as not to give myself away.
"OH MY GOD! IT BURNS GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF" she screamed. "Oh sorry i put salt water solution on you... my bad" I said hiding my smile.
I think she was about to hit me when Lauren yelled out "That Salt water must burn on all your cuts... EMO!"
She cracked she was now DEATH staring Lauren, and all of a sudden it started raining? What? We're inside aren't we...? The Fire sprinklers were currently raining down on us and everybody was running and screaming around the room. Lauren was screaming something like "MY HAIR... MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!"
Isabella just turned around with her eyes on the ground and mumbled something like "Im in trouble now." I think if i'd been any further away i wouldnt have heard it, but as it was i was almost on top of her trying to 'protect her from the water', but she looked so cute wet so i kept my distance. THANK GOD ITS COLD WATER!
Just then Mr Banner jumped up on his table and flicked a switch and the water stopped, as he yelled "SHUT UP" so did the class, we were all frozen.
"All right everyone get some cloths, jumpers and mops and clean up this mess!" Mr Banner got off the table and started moving papers and books outside to air them out.
Beautiful just looked at me with a very confused and guilty expression and turned to start helping everyone.
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The room was still a bit damp and throughout cleaning Isabella - Izzy as she kept correcting everyone, had fallen at least seven times before Mr. Banner told her to take her seat so she wouldn't break her neck on the wet floor.
We were seated at our desks again and were told to continue the best we could with our work while Mr. Banner called the office to tell them about the 'faulty' sprinklers, I thought about telling him of the 'faulty' Bunsen Burners too but something inside told me not to.
Izzy picked up a beaker and sarcastically said 'oops' as she spilled it's contents all over my half of the desk. I raised my hands off the table, they were covered in some ugly brown stuff. "Eww, what the crap?" I said turning to Izzy, my beautiful, she had a wicked grin on her face... pure evil I thought.
"Silver Nitrate Solution" she stated matter-of-factly. "Enjoy your brown hands for the next few days... payback's a bitch!" she finished her little rant... then she giggled, W-O-W! I need another cold shower... then it hit me... brown hands, next few days, Silver Nitrate? OH CRAP the desk is brown too... surely we'd be in for dete-
"DETENTION, CULLEN, SWAN - FRIDAY AFTER SCHOOL"
-ntion.... DAMN IT!
Beautiful turned toward me, and just then I was how cliché 'saved by the bell'.
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