By reading this you have now willfully entered into a contract with Satan. You will go and read to this website (a far superior work) or your parents will die of cancer: downloads/Principia% Anyway, Venusaur was in deep shit, so he went to the internet to find out who might be able to help him. After a while he found a name, Anton La Vey. So he tried to find this out who he was. However, the problem was that the Church of Satan is fractured into several small groups with schisms still occurring from time to time. However, Venusaur also found the writings of Aliester crowley on Bill's PC and so started reading about Thelema and other beliefs of Crowley. Venusaur researched for a very long time until he came upon something called the seal of Solomon and also the Dictionnaire infernal. He figured that if he could get the seal of Solomon to work for him. He would be able to use all the armies of hell to defeat Satan. Venusaur that long and hard how to get the seal of Solomon. Eventually he came to the conclusion that it must involve the gym badges. So he went to get them to gym badges from Red, Red said Im not surprised that you ended in this situation after Venusaur told him his predicament. Youre the only pokemon I ever evolved. But the trouble is that only those who wish to anger god and are in league with Satan would beleive in evolution. But I needed the power, so I had to damn one of my pokemon as well as myself. Venusaur was angry and screamed at red and then started to cry. All this hoplessness, why was it him it came to? After this venusaur and red went to the top of the mountain to perform the ritual. You choose the fucking mountain theres rituals on basically all of them at some point. Anyway, they performed ancient thelemic rituals. After this happened Venusaur started glowing. After the light faded red looked upon the only thing more evil than Satan himself, a giant phallus which bleed from all sides and which peed acid and came weed.
to be continued...