Thank you MISCrasyaboutfanfics for #84, 85, 89 and #90 suggestions.

Here's another chapter for you all.

#84 do not call Sentinel Prime "Spock" just because he happens to sound like the Star trek character.
(He didn't get the reference until I explained it to him)
(He gets very annoyed at how many people are mocking him with it)

#85 Never and I will repeat never prank Optimus Prime!
(How could anyone be so stupid as to do that?)

#86 telling Wheeljack about mythical creatures should be avoided

(He tipped the rec room upside down looking for Smurfs)

(I tried to explain to him that they weren't real)

(But he insisted on searching)

#87 no texting or calling while in the driver's seat of a Cybertronian

('Hide pulled over and wouldn't move 'till I put my phone away)

(Bumblebee tends to swerve)

#88 Don't mock Bulkheads artwork

(I told Miles not to)

(But nooo, he had to say that it looked like a metal beanstalk with welded on bobbles)

(Bulkhead can get real cranky)

(Miles was made his target)

(Ha!)

#89 Humans, no burping or farting contests!
(It disgusts all the robots)

#90 No trying to explain certain kid's movies
(Optimus was confused as to why the characters of Cars lacked a robot mode)

(I told him they weren't Cybertronian)
(Red Alert is convinced that the appliances humans have are alive after watching The Brave Little Toaster)

#91 Pascal is not a Rat!

(How many times do I have to tell Ironhide this I don't know)

(Pascal is harmless; he only climbed through your wires because you threatened to step on him)

#92 don't let the Wreckers watch 'Over the Hedge'

(They went paranoid)

(After they saw what the lil critters did, they went straight to the pantries)

(This is now a daily routine)

#93 don't call Blurr 'Zippy'

(You'll get a lecture you won't be able to decipher)

(Then Prowl will be after you)

(Poor Sam, he was on Monitor duty for a week)

#94 the Smurf song is annoying, so don't sing it

(I don't know why Bumblebee told me to put this up)

(I find the song quite catchy)

#95 my hair is not magic!

(It all happened after the Cybertronians watched tangled)

(Chromia chased me with a hairbrush)

(Starscream tried to sing the song to make the hair glow)

(I ran for my life)

#96 don't yell at kitchen appliances

(Sides thought they were double agents)

(I had a new hair colour for a week)

(Burnt brown)

#97 kid's shows that shouldn't be watched

~fairly odd parents (sides asked if Sam had any fairy god parents) (He was disappointed when I said no)

~KND (again, no I am not a secret agent)

~Kick Buttowski: suburban daredevil

~Jimmy Neutron (Wheeljack got ideas) (my bad)

#98 the song 'shnee shna shnappy' is not to be played repeatedly

(Will confiscated all music players until a later date)

(I threw a can at Skids)

(Ironhide threw Skids)

#99 Monty Pythons 'The Holy Grail' song Knights of the Round Table wasn't made to be sung repeatedly

(Sam and I have fun singing it)

(The robots don't like it that much)

(Because it makes their processors ache)

#100 no giving the Cybertronians Jeff Dunham puppet names

(Megatron = Walter)(He's so grumpy)

(Ironhide = Achmed)(We gave him that title because he keeps saying 'Silence, I Kill you!')

(Bumblebee = Peanut) (He has his moments)

(Jazz = Sweet Daddy D)

(Wheelie = Malvin the superhero guy)(Because he's so short)

(We haven't figured out whose José Jalapeño on a stick)

#101 no eavesdropping at doors

(I heard Ironhide playing dolls with Annabelle)

(It was cute)

(I was surprised when I listened at Jazz's door)

(He said something about a Mr. Stuffington)

(That's going on the blackmail list)

#102 I say G Force isn't for the twins to watch

(They kept watching Pascal)

(I told them he wasn't a secret agent)

(Mudflap and Skids still watch him though)

#103 it's a good idea to have a map of the base

(I got lost)

#104 Don't call the cops like a crazy maniac and say your car's been stolen

(Sam, it doesn't work the second time)
(It didn't even work the first time)

#105 Yelling doesn't solve anything

(Especially in the middle of a war)

(You can yell as loud as you like Lennox)

(But the man at the other end of the phone will still be a dumbaft)

#106 when the base runs out of food do not panic!
(The Lambo twins get really dramatic)
(Sunny said he would die of starvation)
(Sideswipe yelled out 'Sacrifice a Virgin!')

(Glen screamed and ran)
(I haven't seen Glen for the past hour)

#107 if you go wandering the base, be sure to take a ball of string

(Fortunately, it comes in handy when you need to retrace your steps)
(Unfortunately, my string ran out)

#108 stalking humans isn't a good idea

(They tend to freak out)
(And call the cops)
(And maybe need a change of pants)
(Stop laughing at me!)

#109 Don't call 'Bee's alt mode crap

(You will have a totally fragged off 'Bot)

(But it was wicked awesome when Bumblebee came back with an upgrade of his last Camaro)

(Hi-5 for Mikaela)

#110 Don't ask Ironhide if he's the Tooth Fairy

(I learnt my lesson when the weapons specialist aimed his cannons at me)

(He's the one who knocks those pearly whites out)

(Not the one in the pink too too)

#111 don't mention Hoover Dam

(Megatron leaves the room with a mega twitch)

('Bee still shudders when he hears it)

#112 don't ask questions that the Cybertronians themselves don't know the answers to

(I asked 'Prime why Skids and Mudflap can't read)

(He didn't know)

(I asked Mudflap if he and his brother ever went to school)

(He asked me what school is)

#113 Don't disobey rules when you're grounded

(I was texting Tyrant)

(Jazz used his magnetised hand armour to confiscate my phone)

(I asked him who Mr. Stuffington was)

(He got all huffy and put me in the brig)

(He still won't tell me about that bear)

#114 Marco Polo is a game not to be played at the base

(Skids was in and he wandered onto the target range)

(I'm still in shock)
(He came out without even a paint chip)

(Now we have call him Skids The Master Ninja)

#115 Mojo hasn't got super rusting pee

(He's only a Chihuahua)

(Not Crypto)

#116 Animals do not talk

(The Lambo twins were trying to coax Mojo and Pascal to talk)

(I face palmed)

(Rachet told them it was genetically impossible for common domestic animals that aren't related to the human species to adapt the skill of speech)

(Blah, blah, blah)

#117 Alcohol is not to be mixed with energon

(I was in so much trouble when 'Prime and Will found out)

(But it was so worth it to see Bonecrusher wasted)
(He and Blackout were waltzing in the rec room)

Yay! 100 rules

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