Letters to Russia 2- Mass letters 2
Croatia 2
*sighs* No Russia-chan, she wants you and I to get married again... "we" and "our" means you and I in these letters.
I do...? A-all right then.. I suppose as a girl I am nicer than arrogant Nikola...
B-but, our children are mostly with you, Russia-chan!
Yours truly/your wife-to-be,
Klara Igrec
-x-x-x-
I see. Well, unless it gets me away from Belarus, I am still waiting to get married, da?
And I've been taking care of the ones here, but you need to take care of the ones with you, da?
Ot,
Russia
Sicily 2
Russia,
*sigh* No, Romano represents South Italy. I'm not a nation, so I don't count.
I see. I have plenty of sunflowers here. I'm sending you some with this letter.
GO AWAY ROMANO! Oops, ignore that. I have a tendency to write down what I'm saying. Please forgive me for that.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I must stop my brother from doing something stupid.
Fino alla prossima volta (Until next time)
~Angelica Vargas (Italy Sicilia)
-x-x-x-
Sicily,
Oh, I see! So you're human? Or are you a country in being, but not politically? Atlantis said once that if she and Veneziano were to have children, it would end up being Sicily and Crete. Most likely Crete, then, I guess.
The sunflowers are very beautiful! Bol'shoe spasibo!
If you want, I could always come down and… discipline you brother, da? Kolkolkol…
S Lyubov'yu,
Russia
Nicaragua 1
Hola Russia~
It's Nicaragua. You know, a central American country? I came to visit during the 1980's?
Anyway, I think that you should come over sometime~ no offense, but I don't really like the cold climate at your house. I'm in the tropics, so I'm not used to it.
And I promise to send Managua somewhere else if you do visit. I know that the last time he saw you he threw firecrackers at you...
With love,
Nicaragua (Luisa Rodriguez)
-x-x-x-
Privet Nicaragua!
Yes, I would love to come visit! I would like to go somewhere warm very soon. Do you have sunflowers still?
Good, good. Next time Managua does that, I'm going to discipline him, da?
Lyubof,
Russia
Sunflower Faerie 1
Mr. R-R-Russia,
E-Eng-England s-s-said t-that t-to e-e-establish b-better relations w-w-ith y-you I-I should w-write... Y-you see I am one of h-his friends: S-S-Sunflower F-Faeire... PLease don't squish me! EEP!
...p-p-please d-d-don't h-hurt m-me... I'm fragile... Like Englands pride about his cooking...
I h-hope to e-establish better relations between England and you, Mr. Russia,
Sunflower Faerie
-x-x-x-
Dear Sunflower Faerie,
Niet, I will not squish you! I think Mr. England had a very good idea! And I do love sunflowers~ I promise not to hurt you, da?
S Lyubov'yu,
Russia
Lithuania 1
Mr. Russia,
Er, I-I know it's probably a stupid question but... w-were you the one that sent the bouquet of sunflowers to my house, er, e-every day for the last week? Er... i-if so, could you please stop? I-it's a nice gesture and all but I don't really have anywhere else to put them and Poland isn't happy about them so... yeah...
Sincerely,
Lithuania
-x-x-x-
Dear Lithuania,
Oh, you didn't like them…? I wanted to be nice since you always seem to be so afraid of me, da? I suppose I could stop. But tell Poland I can be over there is just a second, da? Kolkolkol…
S Lyubov'yu,
Russia
Liebe Russia,
I never became one with you! Kesesese.. You just stole me from West, so you're right to keep watching me! (Even though you shouldn't.)
I might just attack you anyways, because Gilbird has gone missing, and I know you stole him! It's your icy black heart that lets you take other peoples cute birds, isn't it, Russland? You don't have appreciation for adorable things, like my bird. (And you didn't appreciate my awesomeness either!)
Oh. I'm supposed to ask you a question too, right? How's this one, 'When did you get so fat'? Because, I remember you being leaner in your Soviet days. It must have been all that comfort food after America won the Cold War, right? I hope you know I'm still hot, hahaha!
Best regards, Preußen.
-x-x-x-
Prussia,
Liebe? Why would you call me that? Are you getting rusty on your German now? Oh, of course you're not, but calling me love was an accident, da? Kolkolkol…
I had to reason to take your little bird, don't fool yourself. And "Icy Black Heart"? I'm not that heartless, little Prussia. I do care about people, just not the people who annoy me. Like yourself.
Oh, don't be silly. America didn't win the cold war, the mutants did. Don't you know anything?
And if you know what's good for you, you won't call me fat… I may be a little heavier, but that's just because I haven't gotten the chance to work out much.
Oh, as if you were ever hot. What a laugh.
From,
Russia
A/N: I was TOTALLY gonna write something important here but I forgot.