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KIPIVAFFLES the Lollipops….

EPISODE 3: Revenge of the Lollipops

Tony and Ziva rushed out of the elevator, hurrying to get to Abby's lab. When they got there, Abby was thrashing to screamo/heavy metal music.

"Well at least Abby seems normal!" Tony shouted to Ziva. Even though she was standing next to him, Ziva couldn't hear him.

"What did you say?" she screamed back

"I said 'WELL AT LEAST ABBY SEEMS NORMAL!'" Tony had to bellow directly into her ear in order to be heard. Abby finally noticed them and turned down her music.

"Good news guys! I got the latest Brain Matter CD today!"

"We can hear that." Replied Ziva. Abby took a sip of Caf-Pow. When she put the tub down, fell off the edge of the counter. Abby slipped in the drink and knocked herself unconscious.

"ABBY!" they both cried at the same time. She sat up a few seconds later, blinking and rubbing her head.

"Tony? Ziva? Help me up, please."

Tony and Ziva pulled Abby to her feet. She looked at her outfit.

"Why am I dressed like an emo?" she asked

"Abby, you ok?"

"I will be as soon as I change into some decent clothes."

With that, she ran to the small wardrobe in the corner and grabbed the pink court suit from it. She walked to the elevator, Ziva on her heels.

"Where you going, Abbs?" asked Tony, following the women as they left the elevator and ran into the bathroom. He waited outside while Ziva tried to talk to Abby.

"Abby! What's wrong?" Ziva tried to get Abby to talk to her. Abby slammed the cubicle door in her face. When she came out, Abby washed off her make-up and re-applied it carefully, making herself look like a doll. She toddled out of the washrooms and back to Tony.

"Ok Tony. I look presentable now." Abby waited for a response. Tony just stared at her, taking in the baby pink suit, hot pink designer heels and wavy hair.

"Oh my God!" he said, more than slightly alarmed. "I just found career girl Barbie!"

Abby smiled and went back to her lab. When Tony and Ziva got there, they found her running around the lab, dancing to 'Sunshine' and 'Love is all around."

"Something is definitely going on here." Said Tony.

"What gave you that idea?" asked Ziva sarcastically. "Was it the fact that McGee is a Vampire-Baseball Bat, that Cynthia is a power puff girl fighting giant lollipops, or that Abby is dressed like a Barbie doll and is dancing to Ricki-Lee Coulter?"

"No. Have you heard?" Tony asks. "That lawyer, Ron Fornasier is screwing Bella from MTAC. I mean, what the hell? She is way out off his league!"

Meanwhile, in a giant cave nearby, there is a giant red lollipop sitting in front of a giant crystal ball watching everything that Tony and Ziva do.

"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!" laughed the lollipop. "All is going to plan. Soon, I, Frederick Pumpernickel Jolie the III, 7th child of Brangelina, shall get my revenge.

Yeah, I know it's not funny, but hey. I'm random like that. Now click that pretty button. You know the one. It says 'review'.