DUH DUH DUH THE THUNDERBUTT SAGA! The next episode! Wow I got 5 reviews I was afraid that people would be mean in reviews! So here the next episode is:
Thunderbutt looked around cautiously. Heatherstar had given him an important mission. She hadn't told him what is WAS, exactly, but she HAD told him it would be apparent once he had gotten out of camp. He was in unknown territory, filling it with a gaseous smell. I mean literally. He heard cats thumping to the ground as he floated eerily past. Then, he saw he was in luck. The beany mice had been getting fewer and fewer as he traveled. But now he saw a bean farm.
He crept closer and closer, his floatation device getting weaker as he had not eaten beans for quite a while. He was about to pounce on a beany mouse when suddenly a heavy cat came waddling along like a duck. Thunderbutt hissed with his mouth and other thing. That cat had ruined his beany mouse hunt! Then he looked the cat over more closely. 'Heavy' was a kind description. Thunderbutt said, "Who are you?"
The cat replied, "No where near as stinky as you."
Thunderbutt thought about it for a moment, and then a beany mouse caught his attention. He pounced skillfully and smellfully, then started to eat. He said, "now what's your real name?"
The 'heavy' cat looked him up and down. "What's yours? Stenchsmell?"
Thunderbutt was offended. "Of course not! Thunderbutt!"
"Go figure."
"Now what's yours?" Thunderbutt demanded as the sensation of the beans spread through him.
"Me? Oh... I don't know... cats 'round here call me duck."
"I wonder why..." thunderbutt murmured. "Tell you what, duck... where i come from we need cats... like you."
"REALLY?"
"Oh yes," he said absent-mindedly.
"Well what are we waiting for?"
Thunderbutt realized that his 'strength' would take a while to return. They didn't have that long. He would have to do something he had never dreamed of doing before if they were to get back quickly...
"Stay here," Thunderbutt hissed to the cat called Duck. He snuck into the garden center. He had a mouse in his jaws, but it was stunned and alive. He put it next to a Jerusalem artichoke plant. It briefly woke up and nibbled on it. Thunderbutt grinned. Then, he ate the mouse. He sighed in relief as his powers came back ten fold. (Jerusalem artichokes are not actually artichokes but they make you very... Thunderbutt-y.) He said to Duck, "Now come my friend. Ascend up into the heavens with me on my magical invisible carpet." Duck said, "um... well, I would love to, really, but I can go faster on the ground."
Thunderbutt sighed. Duck would realize his mistake soon enough. He 'ascended into the heavens', as Duck waddled along below. Then, he passed over a yard full of cinderblocks. Yes, he thought, that will do nicely. Duck was miles behind him. He sighed, zoomed back, and lifted Duck up onto the magical carpet. They 'ascended into the heavens' and flew back towards WindClan camp.
"Oh no," Gorsetail whispered. He had been on Thunderbutt watch. Luckily the wind was blowing the opposite way, but the wind always changed when Thunderbutt was around. He slipped back into camp. "Heatherstar, heatherstar!"
"What is it, Gorsetail?"
"Thunderbutt is back!"
The moonlight shone on Heathertail's face frozen in shock and fear. She quickly got up, only to recoil at the smell of Thunderbutt.
Thunderbutt shouted from the air, "DUH DUH DUH DUH THE GREAT HERO RETURNS!"