Two weeks. That had been the time since Deidara last saw Sasori, and the blond was still trying to figure out the message. Konan had been upset that he had seen him after she told him not to, but what was done was done. Deidara had told Konan about what Sasori had said, but she couldn't figure it out either.
But Deidara had bigger things to worry about now, more specifically finding a new job. Kakuzu hadn't fired him but it wasn't enough to help him but Deidara didn't want to go to Konan and Hidan for money since they had earned it themselves... He thought.
Deidara was currently sweeping out his house of all the dust because he didn't want his allergies acting up again. The only sound he heard was sweeping and the grumble of his stomach. He put a hand on it and grimaced. He was getting a lot more hungrier lately and he didn't think bread would satisfy him anymore. Putting the broom in a corner, he entered the kitchen to see what he had to eat.
Stale bread, moldy bread and whatever that was growling at him. "Maybe I can ask Konan if she has anything to eat, un." Getting his shawl on, he headed outside facing the cold midday air. He hissed at the feeling, and hurried over to his friend's house.
It was oddly quite outside. The only sound was his footsteps and the rustling of the branches of the leafy trees. Deidara heard a chuckle and he froze. He turned around to see Sasori standing not even two feet away. "W-what do you w-want, un." God, Deidara wished it wasn't so cold out! The redhead's face was blank and showed some disappointment which of course Deidara didn't understand.
Sasori took a step forward making Deidara take a step back. "You have no chance of out running me, but I'm not here for a wild goose chase, I'm just here to ask some questions." Deidara half glared at Sasori, but relaxed.
"Okay, what do you w-want, un."
Sasori smiled and walked up to the freezing blond. He wrapped his arms around the blond causing Deidara to stiffen, but he soon relaxed. Sasori was warming him up.
He sighed and leaned against the redhead, his eyes droopy. "Okay, now what do you want, un?" Deidara asked still drossy.
"I just wanted to spend some time with you, since that idiotic angel has kept you from me." Deidara looked up and tried to look angry, but he just yawned and leaned back against Sasori.
"Well, if you can prove to me that you're not as bad as Konan says you are I'll spend time with you, but right now isn't the greatest time, un."
Deidara pulled away from the heat and shivered. "Why? Do you need to go see her now?" Sasori asked with a hint of curiosity, getting a glare from Deidara.
"I'm hungry and don't have any food, un." Deidara almost slapped himself for saying that. Why should he even tell him!
"Well if that's the case, I'd be glad to take you out to lunch."
Deidara looked down, his face flushed. "I really shouldn't-"
"It'll be fine, it's just lunch." Sasori interjected with a smile getting a glare from Deidara.
"Yeah, because last time I thought we were just going to a ball, but how did that turn out, un?" Deidara was getting really annoyed with the redhead's attitude and he was fed up.
"I'm sure the angel wouldn't get too upset about it-"
"No, she would be furious about it, un. It's fine, I'll just go to Konan and see what she's doing, un-" *grumble grumble* Deidara blushed and glared at Sasori who was smirking.
"So you're just going to see her, nothing more?" Deidara nodded and another grumble came.
Sasori gave a chuckle."I'm taking you to lunch, whether you like it or not." Sasori grabbed Deidara's hand which got him swears and tugs trying to pull himself free. "It's no use." But Deidara continued on struggling. Sasori sighed and pulled the blond into a teeth shattering kiss. Struggling at first Deidara tried to get away, but Sasori's tight hold on him made it become extremely difficult.
Deidara soon began to melt into the kiss and he pulled Sasori closer trying to get more of him. Sasori began nibbling on Deidara's bottom lip and Deidara opened up right away. Ravishing his whole mouth, Sasori began to let his hands wander down the blond's small frame getting a gasp in return. "Ahem!" they both pulled away to see an old woman in the middle of the street looking at them with disapproval.
Deidara blushed and quickly pulled away from Sasori. "I remember back in my day, no kids were kissing in public. It was all private!" the old women's voice was like nails on a chalk bored and Deidara flinched at the yelling.
"We're both very sorry, un." Deidara said trying to get her to leave, but she just cleared her throat and glared at the two "boys".
"If I ever see any of this happen again, then I'll report you to the authorities!" Deidara flinched again and nodded, only then did the old bat leave. Deidara sighed and tried to ignore the smirk Sasori wore.
"I'm sorry for causing so much trouble, how 'bout I make up for it with lunch?" Deidara was about to protest once more, but seeing Sasori's eyes flash to red for a second made him change his mind.
"Yes, I'd be delighted to lunch, un. Where to?" Sasori smirked at getting his way, the blond was so bendable.
"There's a new shop that opened up about a week ago, we could go there." Deidara looked at the redhead like he was a total moron.
"The one by Tavern, un?" Sasori just nodded and Deidara scoffed.
"That one's way to expensive-"
"I'll be paying so there's no worry."
Deidara looked unsure, but a smile from Sasori almost hypnotized him. "How do I know that you're gonna plan something, un?"
Sasori's smile widened. "Then we'll just have to see, won't we." Sasori grabbed the blond's hand and led him to the new shop.
Once they arrived they, seated themselves and waited for someone to come and take their order. Soon a girl with a hair style like Deidara, but the fringe was over her right eye, came over to them and she gave Sasori a warm smile. "Hello, sir, would you like today's soup special? It's filled with-"
"No thank you, I'll have a steak medium rare, and she'll have the..."
"I'll have today's soup special, un," Deidara said, totally ignoring the glare their waitress was sending him.
"I'll be right out with you're orders," she said quickly.
Deidara looked at Sasori in confusion. "What is wrong with her, un?"
Sasori smirked and played with Deidara's blond hair. "She's probably jealous that I don't give a shit about her being and that I payed more attention to you." Deidara blushed and looked down.
"I don't see why someone would be jealous over you-"
"Please, when we first met all you could do around me was blush and stammer." Deidara's face turned red out of anger.
"You know what? You can shove-"
"And here's the raw steak and the soup of the day," the waitress said interrupting Deidara's line of thought.
"Uh, thank you, u-" Deidara paused then ran out the door with Sasori close on his trail the waitress following behind. The waitress opened the door to see the blond hunched over the green shrubs with Sasori rubbing his back as he regurgitated.
"What was in that soup?" Sasori asked with faux anger.
"I-I was saying: p-pork, corn, on-onions-"
"Ugh, it was the onions, un."
Deidara stood up looking pale. "Can you take me home, I'm not hungry anymore, un," Deidara said in a little voice. Sasori nodded and looked at the waitress a hint of we are not paying for the food glint in his eyes.
"O-oh umm, there's no need to pay for the food-"
"Good, then we'll be off." Sasori took Deidara's hand and they walked off.
'Not the way I expected to go, but well enough.' "You sure you want to go home?" Deidara nodded his head and leaned against Sasori as he closed his eyes. Sasori smiled and was about to kiss the blond's forehead, but stopped when the thought came to him. It had happened again. Another human act that he was tempted to do and he couldn't help it. Every day he spent on earth the more human he turned and it was really effecting his rational thinking.
Fifteen minutes later they arrived at the blond's "house". "Thanks for the-" *grumble* Deidara blushed. "I guess I'll have some bread for lunch, un."
Sasori sighed. "Then how about dinner? That couldn't hurt-"
"Yes it could." they both turned around to see Konan in the doorway of the blond's house looking angry.
"You know you can't control his life like this."
"I'm not controlling it, I'm protecting it. Now if you don't mind, Deidara looks sick and I think it would be best if you would leave." Konan pointed her finger in a direction away from the house. Sasori smirked. "If that's how you want to play it fine, but I'm still taking her to dinner tonight." Sasori said carefully incase of any eavesdroppers on the street. "I'll be here at seven o'clock." and he left.
Making sure he wasn't in hearing distance Konan began chewing Deidara out. "Do you know how stupid that was! We still don't know what he's planning and you go off lolly gagging with him!" Deidara sighed.
"Maybe if I go out to dinner with him tonight I could find something out about him, but right now I need sleep, un."
Deidara stepped past Konan and walked to his bedroom. Falling on the bed and pulling up the covers. He fell asleep cold.
While writing this I had the song Gay Bar stuck in my head -_-
And I'm sure most of you guys know what's wrong, but do you know what's gonna happen next...? *silence* Didn't think so!
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