Alright, alright. So I have ANOTHER question to answer. In response to your question, Pen Master 13, no, I don't hate Link. Remember, this is from Sonics point of view, so naturally he's going to assume that the guy giving him the evil eye isn't the friendliest person there.
Okay, here's the hedgehog himself. Enjoy.
October 31st, 2007.
Dear Blaze,
Mwa ha ha ha ha! Or, as Egghead would say, oh ho ho ho! (Stupidest. Evil laugh. EVER. Seriously, is he trying to be Santa Claus?!) Why the evil laugh? Because it's Halloween, and I'm feeling rather evil in my Darkspine Me costume. Ha ha, I'm an artistic genius! (…Okay, maybe not, but I'm still smart!)
Pit looked pretty good in his 'Dark Pit' costume, but…Jeez, what was Elfo thinking? He looks creepy as heck in his costume! With glowing red eyes and everything black and…You know what, never mind. I don't even wanna think about his costume again.
Also, two new people! I finally got an introduction to Mini Elfo and a pink puffball.
…Okay, I'm just thinking crazy stuff right now, but is 'Super Smash Brothers' actually just one big freak show? It would definitely make sense, considering that there are two marshmallows, an angel, a kid with cat eyes and two elves in this thing.
Me and Pit ran into Mini Elfo with some other kids while walking (Okay, I was running, but slowly. For once) around the mansion grounds. He said his name was Toon Link, but everyone was calling him Toon to make it easier. (Huh, I wonder if Elfos name is Link then?) He was dressed almost identically the same as Elfo, but somehow he managed to be creepier! Seriously, picture wide, adorable cat eyes…Then imagine if those eyes were pure red and seemed to stare into your soul.
Why, no, I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight, thanks for asking.
The pink marshmallow-Oh, I'm sorry, puffball (He just looked over my shoulder and sent a death glare my way) is named Kirby, not to mention he has a huge appetite! When we met him, he was trying to mooch some candy off of one of Toon's friends (I think I heard Kirby call him Ness), so I took pity on him and got him a bag of candy. He literally inhaled the entire thing in 3 seconds! According to Pit, Kirby's one of the original fighters and is a hero in his world. Pretty sweet, considering how childish he acts.
Oh, and Pit pointed out a lady dressed up as a vampire in town. He said that she was Samus without her armor. Wow-She's hot! (Note to self: Cross that sentence out before Amy sees.) Not to mention Pit was literally drooling by the time she left. He claims that he doesn't have a crush on her, but it's pretty obvious, huh Blaze?
Anyways, gotta go. I'm quizzing Pit on every adventure I've been on to see how smart he is. Bye!-Sonic
November 1st, 2007.
Pit passed the quiz with flying colors. I'm officially impressed.
Also, Pit's blackmailed Samus into helping him train for the tourney. Apparently all those years sitting around doing nothing paid off for him.
Oh-And Elfo finally speaks! He marched up and gave me the evil eye some more. Here-I'll give you the entire conversation:
(Me) "Can I help you?"
(Elfo) "Why are you even here?"
"Pardon?"
"All you ever do is run away. Running isn't going to help you in the field of battle."
"Seems to have worked pretty well so far."
"Take away your speed, what are you?"
"A guy who beats up robots and saves the day on a regular basis."
"Well, you have to defend yourself in other ways. You won't have speed forever."
"Who says?"
"The Hero of Twilight does."
"…And that is?"
"Me, you dolt. Do you even know anything about the other fighters?"
"How could I, with almost everyone ignoring me every waking moment?"
"The only reason people do that is because of what we heard from Mario."
"I'll bet he told you all how evil I was for fighting against Nintendo, huh? I was defending my home, is that so wrong?"
"…Just watch your back."
And with that, he walked off. Yeah, something tells me this guy is going to be another Faker. Wonderful, all I needed was another Faker!-Sonic
November 3rd, 2007.
Dear Blaze,
Nothing much to report today, just that Kirby's started hanging out with me and Pit anjnfhjasgjabdvjdbadjgbaGOAWAYnfgngvajfsjd;JF;iegh
Ugh, sorry, an electric rat just shocked me. No, I'm not kidding. Pit says that it's called a Pichu, but seemed kind of confused. Kirby just mentioned that Pichu shouldn't be in the tourney anymore, so I guess that means that this one was here for the last-Wait, someone else just ran up.
O-kay…Sorry I had to leave for a second Blaze, but another, bigger electric rat (Kirby called it Pikachu) just ran up, called the Pichu a 'stowaway' and dragged it away.
…I'm going to get used to this kind of stuff alarmingly fast, aren't I?-Sonic
Oh, you have no idea, Sonic. You have no idea.
