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After the ceremony Iruka announced the teams. "Hinata Hyuga, Shino Aburame, and Kiba Inuzuka you are team ten, and your jounin sensei will be kurenai. Ino Yamanaka, Shikamaru Nara, and Chouji Akimichi you are team eight, and your jounin sensei will be Asuma Sarutobi. Finally team seven Satsuki Uchiha, and Naruto Uchiha your jounin sensei will be Kakashi Hatake."
The other Genin slowly started leaving with their assigned instructors, and left team seven on their own waiting for their tardy sensei.
Three hours later
Kakashi casually walked in to the room. Satsuki said "You're late."
"I'm aware." Kakashi said casually.
"Why are you late?" Naruto asked.
"A black cat crossed my path so I had to take the scenic route." Kakashi said.
"Bull shit." Naruto said.
"Put a dollar in the swear jar." Kakashi said holding out a jar.
The genin just stared at him blankly. A drop of sweat appeared on Kakashi's head band and he said "It was a joke."
"No...I don't think it was." Satsuki said.
"Yeah jokes are humorous by definition." Naruto said.
"Ok so as far as first impressions go you two are a couple of wise asses." Kakashi said.
"Well you can't exactly command respect when you show up three hours late." Satsuki noted.
"And the crappy joke didn't help either." Naruto added.
"Let's go up to the roof. We'll talk more about my tardiness and crappy joke up there."Kakashi said in his usual monotone.
When the three of them got the roof Kakashi said "Let's start over. My name is Kakashi Hatake and I am your new jounin sensei."
"My name is Naruto Uchiha, and I just became a ninja." Naruto said.
Kakashi interjected "You just became a genin. You aren't a ninja till I say so." Then he looked at Satsuki. "And you, what's your name Emo girl."
Naruto started chuckling, and Satsuki punched him. "My name is Satsuki Uchiha, and I'm not emo."
Kakashi chuckled and said "If you say so."
"I hate you already." Satsuki said glaring at her new sensei.
"Well then I have good news. I might not be your sensei." Kakashi said smiling.
"Why's that?" Naruto asked.
"If you don't pass my test tomorrow you go back to the academy." Kakashi said smiling.
"Wait wha?" Naruto asked dumbly.
"If you fail the test that I give you tomorrow I will send you back to the academy." Kakashi said slowly to make sure he understood.
"You can't do that." Satsuki said.
"Every team I've ever gotten has said that." Kakashi said smiling. "I proved them all wrong."
"Why would you send us back?" Naruto asked.
"Extreme incompetence." Kakashi said.
Naruto knew pissing him off wasn't a good idea ,but he couldn't help it. "Would we be considered extremely incompetent if we forgot to set an alarm, and arrived three hours late?"
"Of course." Kakashi said not giving Naruto any reaction. "Now you can do whatever you want, but I don't recommend breakfast. Wouldn't want either of you throwing up."
"Could you tell us what the test is?" Satsuki asked.
"No that would kill the fun." Kakashi said playfully.
Satsuki was tired of his crap. "We aren't here to have fun. We are here to become powerful ninja."
"What would kids like you need to become powerful for?" Kakashi asked hoping he would be wrong about their answer.
"We have to kill her brother." Naruto said.
"Yes. We have to kill Itachi Uchiha." Satsuki said firmly.
"It's funny how you think you stand a chance against him." Kakashi said smiling. "He's stronger than me. You would be completely outclassed."
"Exactly we need you to start training us. We don't have time for this bullshit." Satsuki said angrily.
"Put revenge on the back burner for a few decades. You can't even begin to comprehend his strength." Kakashi said seriously.
"We understand it fine. Which is why we need to train." Satsuki yelled.
"Calm down." Naruto said.
"Naruto is right we can see if you can comprehend his power tomorrow during your test." Kakashi said. "Training ground seven five o'clock. Ok?"
"That's really early." Naruto complained.
"Go to bed early." Kakashi said walking towards the door.
"Wait." Satsuki said. "You're our sensei. Aren't you going to give us a little bit of training before you leave?"
"I'll train you when you pass." Kakashi said as he left.
I know this chapter wasn't very long, but I want to make the test a separate chapter. Also I would like a beta who can take what I write and add depth and emotion to it. So if you know anyone or you would like to beta yourself please let me know. Please leave a review let me know how I did.