Sakura: well Suki isn't talking to anyone for unknown reasons…

Me: stop saying that!! U shot me!!

Sakura: but I healed you. ok Suki doesn't own Naruto, its characters, and didn't make any money from writing this fiction. Even though she is deeply in love with money and the color green

Me: DAMN STRAIGHT!! Start the chapie!!

Chapter 3 – DEIDARA

Sakura was sleeping peacefully when her dream got a little out of control. She shot up from her bed and sat there breathing heavy for a minute. "Looks like you were having a bad dream."

Sakura's head spun around to see Itachi, leaning on the wall in her room. "Itachi! Why the hell are you in my room?!"

Itachi smirked. "Leader-sama sent me in here to get you, so you could meet the Cry Baby. So hurry up and get ready. If you are late you will not be paid this week."

Sakura got up and headed towards him. "And what time am I supposed to be there?"

"About 5 minutes ago."

"WHAT?! And you didn't wake me up or do anything while I was asleep?! Now I'm gonna be late! Jeez, you really are a bastard."

Itachi grinned. "Thank you."

And Itachi poofed out of her room. "Show off." Sakura was mumbling about how much she hated him. She took a quick shower and quickly got ready in her usual pink medic clothes. She left her room and remembered what Pein said about the cry baby. That he would make a good boyfriend for her. And that, Sakura hated him for.

She didn't need anyone to tell her what to do, how to do it, and she diffidently didn't need some boyfriends that had killed and murdered and had no remorse. She wanted a guy that would be nice to her, treat her well. Not be afraid to tell her he loved her in front of his friends, hold her hand, hold her through the night, help her, protect her, and never leave her. Don't we all?

The only way she would like him was if he was all those things, and being Akatsuki, she doubted he could do half of them. Let alone all of them.

Sakura walked into the living room to see Pein sitting alone on the couch. "Sakura, you're late."

Sakura sighed and sat down next to him. "Yea I know. Itachi didn't wake me up until 5 minutes after I was supposed to be here. So I had to get ready in a hurry and I'm late. So… am still gonna get paid?"

Pein sighed, got up and walked into the kitchen. "I guess so. You ARE new to Akatsuki so I can cut you some slack. But Sakura, I have a question to ask of you." he yelled to her from the kitchen.

Sakura laid down on the couch and sighed. "What do you want, Pein-sama?"

Pein walked out with a bowl of cereal and sat down on the floor against the couch. "Would you like to –munch- have a second job as -munch- the Akatsuki's cook? You would get –munch- paid extra and still be able to –munch- go on mission's when –munch- needed. We could really use –munch- some good food."

Sakura really didn't need to think. She knew her answer, but she didn't want to seem rude, so she took a long pause. "No thanks. It was enough work making the sushi, and I don't think I'd be able to do it 3 times a day. You guys have lived without one this long, think you can survive a little longer?"

Pein sighed. That sushi was so good he didn't know what he would do without it. But he guessed he could manage. " Yea –munch- that ok. We can get –munch- through it. But I have one –munch- more question."

Sakura rolled on her side so she was facing the back of his head. Seeing his hair reminded her a little bit of Naruto. "Yea?"

Pein looked back at her, she staring at him. "What was that last sushi roll made of?"

Sakura giggled. She was going to keep it a secret, but he was like Naruto, she couldn't lie to him. "Well let's just say it was made of Shark skin."

Pein raised an eye brow. 'shark skin? The only sharks near here are in the Wave country and that way to far for her to travel to and back in one day. How would she be able to get good shark skin like that while she's was in Akatsuki. She would… have had… Kisame. "Did you use Kisame's skin for the sushi?!"

Sakura giggled. "Maaaaaaybe!" Sakura jumped off the couch and took his empty bowl from him. "You done with this?" Pein nodded so she took it to the kitchen so she could wash it. She put it in the sink and started washing it. But Pein walked in and stopped her. "What?"

Pein looked like he was about to explode. His face was red and his lips were shaking. Sakura got a little scared that he might yell at her. Or tell her off. But she was way wrong. He broke out in laughter and fell over on the floor. Sakura giggled as she watched him hold his sides and try not to cry, but it didn't work. "What the Hell, Leader-sama?"

They both looked up to see a blonde guy with a pony tail, his bangs coving some of his face and bright blue eyes… eye, standing in the doorway. Pein stood up and stood in front of Sakura, like he was hiding her. "Deidara, you're early?"

Deidara moved his head around to try and see what he was hiding. "Uhh, yea. I killed him early and after I buried him it was pretty easy to get out. So… what happened here? For once it's clean, just how I like it. Well what happened?"

Pein moved aside and showed Sakura to Deidara. "Deidara, this is Sakura. She is the newest member and the new Akatsuki medic. She cleaned the base"

Deidara and Sakura bowed at the same time. "Hey, I'm Deidara."

Pein sighed. "Deidara do it right."

"Do I have to?!"

"Yes."

"Fine." Deidara mumbled some things under his breath. "I am Deidara. I like art. I specialize in explosives. And I am the Akatsuki Artist. I paint the rooms." Pein walked out of the room determined to leave them alone with each other.

Sakura bowed. "Hi, I'm Sakura. I am a medical ninja, the newest for Akatsuki. I like almost everything, art the most. A member of my team is an amazing artist, the best I've ever seen. How good are you?"

Deidara smirked. "I'm the best in the world. My motto, Art is a BLAST!"

Sakura finished washing the dish and put it away. "Let me guess, that's your motto because all your art explodes and it makes a really big blast! Right?"

Deidara just gave her a big smile. "YUP! I learned all I know about art form books and scrolls and Sasori-sempai! He makes the puppets and sometimes he lets paint them and use them as an exhibit. I'm really glad he's back!"

Sakura felt a wave of guilt rush thought her. She hung her head low. He seemed so nice, so happy and energetic, and she helped kill his sensei. He must not have known that it was her that killed Sasori. But her and Sasori were friends now, so why couldn't her and Deidara be friends? "Umm… Deidara? I have to tell something really important."

'shit' deidara thought, 'Leader-sama told me that I might really like her. So I thought I would talk to her, but if she has something important to confess then I might jus-'

"I'm the one that killed Sasori."

Deidara went into shock. 'she… her… i…' "YOU KILLED HIM?!" Deidara started counting to ten. He couldn't kill her… or blow her up… of use mini explosions to slowly blow off all her limbs and let her die a long slow de- "I'm sorry."

Deidara looked up at her what. "What?"

Sakura got on her knees and bowed her head to the ground. "I am sorry that I killed Sasori-sama. I didn't know who he was or what he's like. It was an order from my village and I am deeply sorry. Would you please forgive me?"

Deidara blushed. Know one, in his life, had ever treated him with so much respect. "Uhh… please get up."

Sakura obeyed. She stood up and pulled her hands behind her back. "Look, its fine with me that you killed him, because he's back and that's all that matters. K?"

Sakura smiled. "Thanks. Now I don't feel so guilty."

"Yea whatever. So I heard you made dinner better than ever! So… did you save any?"

Sakura sighed. "No, they ate it all. But so you know I made it out of Kisame."

Deidara burst into laughter. "You! You are now my friend! Until now i didn't know how to piss Kisame off a cliff. But that's like icing on the Cake! HAHAHAHHA!"

Sakura giggled. She never knew that the Akatsuki could remind her of her friends. Pein was basically Naruto. Deidara was Ino. Kisame was Kakashi. Konan was Tsunade. Hidan was Sai, cause he pissed her off. And Tobi seemed like a good Konohamaru. (took a while to spell -.-''''…SP?)

Sakura got an idea. Deidara hadn't had a chance to have sushi, and since it was only 11… "Deidara, you need to get out!"

Deidara stopped laughing and stared at her. "What?"

Sakura pushed him out of the kitchen. "You need out! And don't come back in here or another half and hour! If you come back here I'll have Pein-sama fire you!" Sakura pushed him out, closed the slidy door and locked it.

'Alright! Time to get started!' Sakura was done with her little 'project' in about 45 minutes. She opened the door, and flopped down on the couch, and turned on the TV.

Hidan walked out from the hall and saw her. "What the fuck are you doing now?"

"Shut up. I cooked again."

Hidan shut up, afraid that he might not get any of her cooking if he made her mad. But the strain was too great. "What the fuck did you make?"

Sakura sighed again. "Why do you cuss so much? You always either say bitch, fuck, or shit. If you're all so mighty and holy than why don't you ever act good or something."

"It's my fucking religion. It have to cuss and kill and do all that shit because Lord Jashin commands it! I can't stop fucking cussing, other wise I die, bitch."

"Whatever. I'll show what I made if you get the other members and not tell them why." Hidan nodded and Sakura led him to the kitchen. There on the counter was a chocolate cake. White vanilla frosting, strawberries, blueberries, and all sorts of fruit on top. It sparked like it was perfect. "Hidan! Stop drooling! I just cleaned the floor!!"

"Sorry, bitch. LET ME HAVE IT NOW!!"

Hidan ran at the cake. His arms waving and legs flailing, but he wasn't moving. Sakura was holding him by his collar so he was running in mid air. "Get the other members and you can have some." Sakura turned and let him go, and he raced and pounded all the doors. "HURRY THE FUCK UP AND GET IN THE KITCHEN!!"

Hidan came back, but Sakura had locked the kitchen door and stood in front of it. Only Pein, Itachi, Kakazu, and Deidara came put. Sakura questioned marked. "Where is everybody?"

Pein crossed his arms. "They're on missions! Sakura, what is the meaning of this!"

Sakura went in the kitchen and brought out the cake. They all stared at it with drool. Their eyes like hearts, cept Itachi. "I made this cause Deidara didn't get any of the sushi." Sakura knew they were all going to try and get it. She could see it in their lust filled eyes, but Deidara was looking at something else. "And I'll be keeping it under lock and key until later."

They all 'Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh'ed. But Sakura put the cake in a cabinet. Just than Deidara walked in and closed the door behind him. "Hey Sakura, can I have a sneak peek at the cake?"

Sakura sighed. She had been doing that a lot lately. "No Deidara. You can't."

Deidara leaned against the door and locked it, but Sakura didn't notice. "But I thought you made that cake because I didn't get any sushi. If you made it because of that then it's my cake."

Sakura hopped up and sat on the counter. "Maybe, but you're still not gonna get it!" Sakura stuck her tongue out at him.

"Don't make me use force. I have ways of making you talk." Deidara started slowly walking towards her. He had an… un-conventional method he used on girls every once in a while to make them talk. And he would use it and Sakura if he had to.

But she just stuck her tongue out even more. "Bite me! You're not getting that cake while I'm protecting it!" Sakura closed her eyes and looked high and mighty.

'Oh how the mighty fall' Deidara thought. He was glad she shut her eyes. It gave him a better chance of getting what he wanted. He reached his hands out at her…

Sakura had a feeling something really bad was about to happen. She opened one of her eyes but it was too late. Deidara grabbed her waist, pulled her down, and was on all fours on top of her on the floor. "Deid…ara?"

Deidara just smirked. Sure, he had done it a million times… well 6… and ½. Sure, he had even used it on some guys… some really awkward guys. But he had still used it and he had a few years experience. He knew what Sakura had coming. But she didn't. And that's what made it better.

Sakura knew it would happen, it was only a matter of time. Lots of guys and done it to her, even Sai… ok well Sai really did it a few times, like 5… and 2/3, but she let him… only him. She never let Naruto do it, and never Lee or Chouji, but she had her share. How she hated it, it always made her weak and defenseless. It always made her tremble under them and give them power. She wouldn't let it happen again, she couldn't. "Deidara you better not."

Deidara smirked. Don't worry. It won't last that long, just until you tell me were the cake is. This is your last chance. Give up… or lose it."

Sakura smirked this time. "Don't worry. I've already lost it. And you'll never get the answer out of me. NEVER!"

-x-

Pein, Kakazu, Itachi, and Hidan were outside the door with their ears up against the wall. Pein knew they would hit it off, but this was too fast. "What do you think they're doin in there, guys?"

Hidan shook his head. "Sound like he's about to fuck her."

Kakazu nodded. "She said she already lost it, like she lost her virginity."

Itachi nodded, but didn't say anything. He was still to shock about what was goin on. And to think that he might have actually…

-x-

Sakura just lay there. Unmoving. "Well are yo-"

Deidara did it. Al time seemed to stop. He did it. He…

Started…

Tickling her!!:3

Sakura broke out in laughter as Deidara tickled her. A few tears had come from her eyes. She hated being tickled, because she could never do anything about it. She was always weak against who ever it was. They always won. Sai especially. But he did it for fun, and Sakura liked that. Not that she liked him or anything!! X3

Sakura remembered how guys would tickle her because they knew it would make her tell them anything they wanted. Sakura started shaking under Deidara. She tried to push him off her but her was tickling her crazy!! "Deid –HAHAHAHAHA- ara! Stop! I can't –HAHAHAHAHAHA- take it any longer!"

Deidara paused for a moment. "Where is it?!"

Sakura jumped form under and ran to the cabinet. She opened it, cut a piece of it, and handed it to him. "Here! Just take it! I hate being tickled! I can't stand it! Just take the cake and promise me you'll never do that again!"

Deidara smiled and got up. He unlocked the door and took the cake from her. "Arigato." Deidara got to the door and was about to open it when… he remembered. "I promise I will never tickle you again. If you promise that only I can have the cake."

"Fine!"

-x-

What the other members heard… X3

Itachi, Pein, Hidan, and Kakazu were still listening, but… "I can't hear."

"SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Well are yo-"

"Deid –muffled noise- ara! I can't –muffled noise- take it any longer!"

"Where –muffled noise- it?"

"HERE! Just –muffled noise- it! I can't take –muffled noise-! Just take –muffled noise- and promise me you'll –muffled noise- do that again!"

"Arigato. I promise I will never do that again. If you promise that only I can –muffled noise-."

"Fine!"

"Let's get outta here! He's coming!"

-x-

Deidara opened the door and noticed all the other members were gone. Only Itachi was there. And he was giving him a glare that was only for people he was about to kill. Then Sakura came out. Face flushed. Breathing irregular. She had to use the wall to help prop herself up. She laughed so hard her sides hurt and her lungs burned. She just pointed at Deidara. "YOU!"

Deidara retreated to his room. He ran down the hall as fast as he could. Sakura started to chase after him, but Itachi moved in front off her. "Sakura, what… exactly did you two do in there?"

Sakura was really angry now. "That baka teme wanted cake, but I said no. So he started tickling me and he wouldn't stop! So I gave him the stupid cake and made him promise not to do it again! But that teme, told me I had to give the cake to him and no one else! But I don't care! I'm gonna kill him!"

Sakura made a move to go passed Itachi, but he grabbed her arms and spun her around so he would look at her. Sakura did look up at him, and him down at her. "Sakura, did her harm you in any way?"

Sakura blushed a bit. She didn't like having people that close to her unless they were really good friends, and Itachi was really far from that. "N-NO. M-My sides just hurt a little from laughing t-to much. ThTh- at's all"

Itachi sighed and let her go. "Just tell me if he hurts you, okay?"

Sakura nodded and watched as Itachi walked off. She wondered why he was being so protective of her. They were friends, so it was ok with her. "But I still wonder why he was just standing there? It's like he was waiting to make sure I was ok…?" Sakura dropped it and watched as Itachi disappeared into the darkness. "I hate that show off."

END CHAPTER!! I'm so proud!! This one I think was a lil weird.

Sakura: You think?

Me: yup.

Itachi: why must there be fluff?

Me: because i want there to be! And don't worry, you'll still be the evil one in this story, Itachi. I have plans for you Itachi! But still until then Deidara, soon they will find out why ur Cry Baby.

Deidara: I hate you

Me: How do you pronounce ur name?

Deidara: don't ask me. I really have no clue

Sakura: you have no idea how sad that is. How can not be sure how to pronounce your own name? don't you like… learn it at birth or something?

Itachi: you are a disgrace to the Uchiha name.

Deidara: What the?

Sasuke: uhh… I think he meant to say that to me. –long pause- ITACHI!!

Itachi: it took you that long to notice I was here?

Sasuke: SORTA!

Me: Sasuke?

Sasuke: yea, suki?

Me: GET OUT!

Sakura: ill do it. –knock out sas-gay and put him in dumpster-

Me: Nice. So yea. Sakura will have her revenge of Deidara. The good old fashion way! PI-RO! YEA! Good old fire & flames. Well yea, then she wonders, that leads to the truth, and that my readers… leads to fluff.

Sakura&Deidara: I hate you

Me: I know! I luv you guys!! But Itachi more.

Itachi: -smirks- I win… again