SM- Jim.

SM-Jimmy

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JM- Hey Sebbie.

SM- Haven't heard from you in a week, you back from Miami yet?

JM- Nope.

SM- How come?

JM- Been busy.

SM- You've found Holmes.

JM- Seb, I already know where he is…

SM- What!?

JM- … I created the game. Gosh let me finish a text why don't you(!)

SM- Oh, sorry I assumed you were talking about the real Holmes, not the picture of him in your ridiculous game.

JM- Sticks and stones Sebbie.

SM- So have you found Holmes yet?

JM- Sebbie it's only been a year, I'm still not completely sure he's actually alive.

SM- But someone is trying to dismantle your organisation.

JM- Yes, and Sherlock is more than capable of doing that without a trace, but he fell off the top of a building Seb. How can 20 witnesses and his little pet, miss an airbag or whatever he used to break the fall?

SM- They could have been actors?

JM- More than likely yes, Sherlock had to make his little pet certain that he was dead so my beautiful sniper wouldn't shoot him.

JM- But Sherlock has got sentimental, after seeing his pet in agony, why wouldn't he go tell him he was still alive?

SM- Are there snipers still on them?

JM- Where are you Seb?

SM- Umm in my kitchen.

JM- And is John Watson in sniper range?

SM- I hope not.

JM- Then there is your answer. I would only trust you with the death of John.

SM- Shouldn't someone be keeping an eye on Watson?

JM- I am.

SM- Oh, good. And going back to the earlier point, about Holmes falling. You did shoot yourself in the head and survive, so why can't Holmes survive a little fall?

JM- Are you kidding, that was the easiest death I've ever had to fake! Blank bullets, blood pack on the back of my head (why do you think I grew my hair and slicked it back?). Then I just had to play dead while Sherlock did all the crying and lying, got up, cleared up the blood, and walked away.

JM- And besides I had months to plan every detail of my death and his fall. He only had a few hours to plan his vertical flying lesson.

SM- Yeah but he's clever, maybe as clever as you. And he had the brother on his side, Holmes could have helped him.

JM- Ha! Sherlock was too proud to ask for Mycroft's help.

SM- But what if he did?

JM- I would have known! I've been keeping tabs on Mycroft since before he was keeping tabs on me.

SM- Ok.

SM- So who is trying to break up the criminal party?

JM- Sherlock!

SM- Ok now I'm confused, you said it wasn't Holmes.

JM- He's standing right in front of me.

SM- Please don't tell me you bought a cardboard cut-out.

JM- No really Seb look. SENDING IMAGE…

SM- …RECEIVING IMAGE.

SM- Crap.

A/N - OOo would you look at that, a lovley empty box, just ripe for reviewing in!