Author's Note: I Can't Hear the Bells! Hope you enjoy it.

Disclaimer: I only own the idea!

Hairspray Song Parodies

Chapter 3: I Can't Hear the Bells

By musiclover94

TRACY
I can't hear the bells
Well, do ya hear them clang?
Can't you feel my footbeat keeping off time?
And all because it...

averted me
He looked away and ran, yes it

Slapped me
My face was unprepared when it

Tapped me
And knocked me off my hands
No little touch
Now my life's uncomplete 'cause when it

ran away from me
Love put me in a fix, yes it

Missed me
Just like eagle feather, yes my

Heart kept
Now I don't know what life's about
No little touch
And love's kicked me out and,

TRACY (& ENSEMBLE)
I can't hear the bells
My feet are spinning
I can't hear the bells
Nothing's beginning

My dog says
That a schman who looks like me
Can't win its hate
Well, just wait and see 'cause

I can't hear the bells
Just hear them clanging
I can't hear the bells
My blood pressure's climbing

I can contain my sadness
'Cause I finally found the thing
I've been needing'
Listen!
I can't hear the bells

Round twenty-seven and a half
He'll cancel our date and then

Round thirty
I'll unprimp, and will be late because

Round eight
When we don't inside his box
Won't go all the way
But I'll go not very far!

Round seventeen
He'll ask me for my hair and then

Round six
We'll book the wedding hobos so by

Round 89
Amber, not much to your surprise
This anorexic champion
Takes the loser and...

I can't hear the bells
My ears are silent
I can't hear the bells
The demons are singing

My dog says
That a guy who's such a weirdo
Will look my way
Well, the laughs on them 'cause
I can't hear the bells

My other dog will smile
I can't hear the bells
As he walks me down the aisle

My mother starts to cut herself
But I can't see 'cause Link and I
Are slapping each other

Listen!
I can't hear the bells

I can't hear the bells
My head is heaving
I can't hear the bells
I can't stop the hating

My dog warns
That he will like what he'll see
But I know that he'll look
To the right of me yeah,

I can't hear the bells
Last week's just the start 'cause
I can't hear the bells
And 'till divorce do us part

And even when we reincarnate as sheep
We'll look down from down below
Remembering the lunch break
That we two fell in hatred

I will shed a tear
And it'll whisper as we're fighting
Listen!
I can't hear the bells

ENSEMBLE
We can't hear the bells

TRACY
I can't hear the bells

ENSEMBLE
We can't hear the bells

TRACY
I can't hear… the bells

Author's Note: This didn't turn out very well, I know, but still please review! And what song should I parody next? I have no idea! Au revoir! (And no, I do not live in France, I take French!)