Thanks for the reviews! Phil the Persona Guy WhiteFangWolf, Gnat1, and Guest, your OCs have been accepted. 25$ are some high stakes! I mean no offense when I say this, but was Muse inspired by your sister? JK XD I am going to try my way of introducing OCs so please do not bash my head in. Also I am doing my own intros to the levels not the actual games. Insert disclaimer here. Let's get this show on the road!

Magnus and the Dark Lord

"What do you have?"

"3 aces!"

"Damn! You win."

Exo threw the poker table out the magical door and handed Pit 500 hearts. They flew out into battle.

"Ugh, this weather is nasty," Pit complained.

"No really- OH SHIT!" Exo narrowly avoided a bolt of lightning.

"The underworld army is causing this," Palutena informed them.

"How?" Exo wondered aloud. Below the cloud cover, monoeyes were holding a giant metal pole to conduct lightning. Mooneyes are not the smartest underworlders. High above the angels, miks were drooling to cause rain. Nasty.

"Anyway, our next target is Dark Lord Gaol," Palutena said.

"Really? Isn't the title Dark Lord overused? C'mon," questioned Pit.

"Yeah, so you need the dashing heroes to defeat him," agreed Exo.

"Hero," said Pit haughtily.

"That's what I meant," answered Exo.

The two just glared at each other. This wasn't a smart idea as the monoeyes finally got a lightning bolt ahead of them. Palutena could have warned them, but she thought they needed a lesson. There was much pain.

"So have we learned not to argue," Palutena said smiling. Her question was met by silence. Exo and Pit had the same thought at the same time. They smelled like barb-b-que.

They dove down and flew through the mountains.

"How did the human army make it through here?"

"Do I detect a note of smugness in your voice, Pit?" Palutena said playfully.

"No! No! No," Pit replied quickly.

"Yes," Exo said with a sly grin.

"What I meant to say is that I'm eternally grateful I can fly!"

"Eternally grateful I can fly," Exo echoed in a mocking voice.

Another glare fight began. Exo smacked into a mountain and Palutena smacked Pit into a mountain. They never learn.

After traveling underground and encountering a nest (?) of miks. They were coated in saliva. Corrosive saliva.

"It burns!"

"OWOWOWOWOWOWOW!"

"If you two weren't shouting at each other, you wouldn't have woken up those miks."

Exo took his mind off the pain long enough to notice a very hungry Belunka chasing them.

"Giant hungry baddie approaching," he warned Pit.

"Uh-oh," Pit murmured

"You guys kill it; I'll control your flight paths. Yours temporarily, Exo," Palutena said confidently.

"Ever heard of Jonah?"

"Yeah, Exo, I read about him in last week's Godly Tribune."

Without another word, Exo grabbed Pit and flew at top speed with his sword out into the whale monstrosity. Our heroes exploded out the back covered in slime.

"That was a bad idea," Exo said quietly.

"No shit," Pit replied.

Palutena 'accidentally' flew them an inch higher, knocking their heads on rock arches. Palutena acted as if nothing happened as our heroes complained.

"Dark Lord Gaol's castle is just ahead, guys."

"But what about that wall?"

"I'll help you over it as long as you don't argue," replied Palutena acidly.

Our heroes' faces got an unhealthy dose of G-forces.

"WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAA!"

"AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!"

"It's fun, right?" Palutena said cheerfully.

The two seraphim killed many enemies just by running into them. They finally flew over the top into a warzone.

"We have to help the humans!" Exo exclaimed.

"Yeah!" Pit agreed.

"I wish we could but Pit's wings would burn and they are already burned by the lightning. We can't. We attacking Gaol will force the underworld army into a retreat," Palutena lectured.

Mumbles of 'I guess your right' and 'whatever' were the only reply. The heroes flew around the castle, sniping any baddies before flying over the wall of the castle.

"Let's do this!" Pit cheered.

The angels landed and looked around. Pit shot the switch to open the door, took out an Ipod, and played spy music. Exo rolled his eyes and followed him.

"Dark Lord Gaol must have built this castle in a hurry," said Palutena observing the crappy architecture.

"Doo doo doo, doo doo do- Oh yeah. He must be scared of me," Pit said breaking away from his music.

The heroes ran up the stairs. They encountered a Squishy (XD). Once again the stupid enemy ducked and Exo just had to run up to it to blast it.

"That was an underworld Net-"

"Squishy!" Pit interrupted Palutena.

"Um, no it's ah never mind it's a Squishy," she conceded.

They moved on into the next room after opening the door and killing the Ganewmede.

"Guys, I sense some treasure in the next room."

"How do you know that, Lady Palutena?" Pit asked confused.

"I can sense surroundings from your laurel crowns."

"Is that all?"

"I can also see what's in your hearts."

Exo and Pit paled.

"Isn't that something heh-heh," Pit stuttered nervously.

"Yeah," Exo agreed also nervously.

He whispered to Pit, "We're screwed."

"I'm just kidding, guys. Reading hearts through laurel crowns? Seriously?"

"Yeah, we knew that," Exo said with a less than certain face.

"Right," Palutena said rolling her eyes in her palace.

"It doesn't take magical laurel crowns to see who you're crushing on," said a new voice in Exo's mind.

"Huh? Who said that?"

Pit gave him a funny look. "Said what?"

"Um did you hear that voice about me… y'know what? Never mind."

"Oh of course, now this thing works. Although, that made you look insane so I'm amused. Bye!"

Exo was debating on whether or not to go to a psychiatrist. They journeyed further down some large stairs.

"Let's do a weapons check here," Pit said.

"Okay, I-," Exo leaned up against a curtain and fell through it.

Pit cautiously walked through and saw an empty room.

"Where did Exo-"

The room was lit up by a glowing blue portal. Exo appeared out of it holding a new weapon.

"Cool! If we find more of these we get free weapons," Exo explained. He showed him the bow with 'Sagittarius' inscribed on the side.

Pit had seen weirder, so they moved on. They exited into a courtyard with a dying tree in the middle. There was a human in black being a boss. He smacked a shemun down with his large sword-like club. The human kicked a skuttler in the eye. All the skuttler did was twitch before disappearing in a small explosion of light. Relaxing, now that there were no more enemies, the super-human walked over to the wall, took out chalk, and added a tally to his side in a chart marked, 'Magnus- 47 Underworld douchers- 0'.

Exo and Pit said simultaneously, "Whoa!"

"Uh, I didn't expect to see angels here. I know I'm not dead. I'm too good for those dumbasses," said Magnus.

A new wave of Underworld Troops streamed in through the hole on the other side. Suddenly, purple fire shot up to block anyone from entering the hole.

"What the hell?" Exo yelled because he was almost burnt.

No one answered Exo because there was no explanation for the fire. The human introduced himself as Magnus.

"So you're here to get a slice of the pie too, huh?" Magnus asked.

"Pie! Where?" Pit asked dumbly.

Exo took over. "Yeah, we're here to take out Dark Lord Gaol."

"Alright let's team up then," Magnus replied.

"He could be useful," Palutena added.

"Yeah I guess he could help," Pit answered Palutena.

"Who is he talking to?" Magnus asked Exo.

"Palutena," Exo answered casually.

"Oh, OK," Magnus said not at all disturbed that a Goddess was listening.

By the time they were done talking, all the underworld troops were defeated. They jumped down into the hole.

"He's pretty strong," Palutena commented.

"I guess," Pit answered while killing a Firewyrm.

"If you're talking to Palutena, tell her to get her ass down to earth and help the humans. We're on the edge of extinction," Magnus said angrily.

"I take it back. He's a cold-hearted SOB."

"Right," Exo said sarcastically.

They entered the cage elevator and went down a floor. A door to there right opened automatically. Behind it was a pool of magic golden water.

Pit stopped everything he was doing and jumped into the lake.

"A HOT SPRING!" he yelled joyfully.

"Someone likes his spa time," Magnus said wondering if he should ditch the angels.

"Don't you want to change into a swimsuit or something," Exo asked.

"Nope, the Angel Code says we must be always ready. And I don't wanna steam the sacred buns."

"We're done talking about this," Exo said.

After that incident of insanity, Pit went to grab a heart sitting out in the open.

"Ooh, a treasure box," Pit told his allies.

"That's clearly a trap," Magnus yelled right before Pit opened it.

"What is wrong with you?" Exo asked.

Magnus noticed that Exo had been smart enough to stay away from the treasure trap area. Exo was standing on the other side of the purple fire. Exo then turned and went to the hot spring.

After Magnus and Pit destroyed the enemies and Magnus beat the shit outta Pit, they got Exo and ran up the huge spiral walkway.

"Gaol is up ahead," Palutena informed them.

The angels split the Drink of the Gods and entered Gaol's lair.

"Prepare to be defeated, loser," the angels cheered.

"Palutena's messenger boys and Magnus. How nice," said Gaol. Gaol was wearing black armor and had a red cape.

"Sorry I'm late. I had to kick some other asses before yours," Magnus replied.

"You two know each other?" Exo asked.

The fight began. Gaol used a lot of magic attacks.

"Typical of you to pawn off others for money," taunted Gaol.

"In this economy, part-time jobs are good," Magnus returned.

The battle was long and grueling. Finally, 'Gaol' fell. 'He' fell over and the armor shattered when it hit the ground. With the armor gone, 'Gaol" was revealed to be a girl angel with white wings, brown mid-back hair, wearing jeans and a white T-shirt, and she was cradling an orb staff.

"WHAT?" Exo and pit exclaimed.

"She's free of the curse now," Magnus said, "She was cursed by Medusa. She lost her freewill and became Dark Lord Gaol."

"She could be useful," Palutena said.

"NO, no, no, no, no, no, no! Not another one!" Pit begged.

"Cheer up, Pit! I have a surprise for you tomorrow," Palutena said happily.

"I didn't like the first surprise," Pit said glaring at Exo.

The glare war continued until Palutena pulled them up ten feet in the air using her spotlight-abductor thing and dropped them. She then abducted all of the KO'd angels, including Naughtia.

SOOOOOOOOOOO… what do you think? Please review! Who is the mysterious voice? What is the surprise? Where is the pie? IDK wait til next chappie. XD PS: thank you Shadow Wolf for the Nettler, but I will use Squishie. Also, there is a cameo from my fav movie. Name the line and the movie for 9000 hearts.

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