I'm back! And with a new chapter! I hope you'll enjoy this one too!
I do not own Hellsing or Harrods, but I gave Alucard a pair of socks for his birthday.
To Jay FicLover: Vash the Stampede is the main character in 'Trigun'. You should read/watch it! And yay! You cracked the 'Geeko Jr' letter! It was pretty obvious, wasn't it?Btw, HellKitty is just an ordinary girl. I was thinking of making her a bit like Hermione Granger from Harry Potter though.
Dear Alucard-
Sorry if I traumatized you with my last message, but I have a new question.
Which movie do you think is more accurate "Dawn of the Dead" or "Resident Evil"?
Oh, one other thing: will you send me your hat?
- Denekrad
Dear, Denekrad,
You again! You're EVIL EVIL EVIL! And NO, I won't send you my hat into a certain death! Well, it's already dead, but still!
Btw: 'Resident Evil' is like a total copy of the Hellsing, no wonder evil creatures like YOU watch it!grrrr…
Dear Mr. Alucard,
I need you help. I really need to wash off my brother's existence from the face of the earth. I have tried and tried but for no use. I hate him more and more for everyday that I live. You always seem to succeed in eliminating you enemies; therefore I hope you could help me.
Waiting patiently for you reply,
-One-armed King
Dear One-armed King,
I can really feel you hate, it almost melted down my Furby wallpaper! Nah, just kidding. Well, since you're asking so nice, I will reveal my best tip for eliminating you worst enemy withou them knowing:
-You make some kind of doll or statue of your enemy, take some sharp stuff and stick them in the doll. If you want, you can always go berserk a bit and tear it apart and bite it. And if you have some time over, you canwrite stuf like 'Ugly' and 'Iscariot' on it.It always helps!
Dear Alucard,
Sir Integra seems to have her buttons easily pushed and this can lead to unproductivity in the work place. Has she ever considered an anger management seminar or temper course?"
The Desperado
Dear Desperado,
Master Integra can be very hot-headed sometimes, but I don't think she has ever thought about therapy or something like that… I'll ask Walter if he give her a therapist for her next birthday! I can always take him if she doesn't like him… I could use some fresh food once in a while!
Dear Alucard...
Do you ever shoot yourself in the head? After all you're a vampy so you should survive it after all, right...?
– coolRiku
Dear coolRiku,
Yes, actually I've shot myself in the head once, just above my right eye! It was some time ago… can't really remember when, but the thing is that I survived! Duuh, why shouldn't I survive?
Dear Alucard,
How old are you?
– BandNerdOtaku
Dear BandNerdOtaku,
Let's just say I'm a guy in his best time in…ehh... 'life'… or afterlife. What, do I look old?Argh, damnit! Why do you have to ask questions like that! The make me nervous...
Dear Alucard,
Is it true that dead bodies fart? Does it ever happen to you? What about Seras? Oh! Before I forget, my 'charming' sister has the most delicious AB Positive! You're welcome to come by for dinner anytime you want, just don't mention my name, we've never spoken to each other before...ok? BTW, I wanna dye my hair red, and have been told your tears are the best, so would you please cry over my head? What kind of encouragement do you need to get inspired? Garlic? If not I can always try giving you vampirish pee for a drink or plucking your nasal hair... Oh, and Alucard, Sir Integra says my neighbours' cat won't stop miaowing every bloody night! She says she wants you to eat it, that she'll blame it all on my other neighbour's poodle dog. And Alucard... by the way... am I getting annoying? Am I? Am I? Am I?
Jay FicLover
Dear Jay FicLover,
NO, it's not true that dead bodies fart! Whoever told you that must be really stupid.
You say that you want to dye your hair red? I had red hair once… but Integra fainted every time she saw me, so I made it black again. I wonder why she fainted. Anyway, you say you want to use my tears! Well… it's hard to make me cry, but! BUT! If you let me totally drain you sister to the last drop, I'll maybe cry a bit for her soul… But I'm not sure I will! And that about you neighbours cat, I kind of ehh… stepped over it last night. Don't tell Master, or she'll make go apologise to the owners…
Ps. Yes, you're VERY VERY ANNOYING! Nah, just kidding you! DS.
Dear Alucard,
Yesterday, I saw sir Integra kiss the elevator cleaner at Harrods. I still can't get it out of my head! I thought you'd want to know.
-Jada
Dear Jada,
WAAAAAHHH! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! THAT… THAT…! SHE WILL MEET HER DOOM!
Wii! Chapter 3 is up! Thank you for the reviews! I think Alu-canh apriciates all the new attention he gets ,.
/Quena