Hey you guys. So this parody is about Alois and Ciel doing Smosh with Alois being Ian Hecox while Ciel is Anthony Padilla. The story mostly revolves around Ciel and Alois. Some episodes of Smosh will be sligthly changed due to Ciel's personality.

Modern AU Fanfic/Parody

I own NOTHING. Remember, COPYRIGHT.

WARNING!: Some scenes are missing and my own scenes are added. Oh and Ciel and Alois will be constantly changing roles.

WORST TWIST ENDINGS EVER!

"I have something to tell you..." Alois blushed as he held the hand of his crush.

"I have something to tell you too."

"What is it?"

"I AM YOU!"

"FUUUCK!"

"This is stupid..."

"Hehe, we're gonna be the best drug sellers ever!" Ciel and Alois were both wearing black clothing as the blonde started to pour white dust on the table. Then, the door burst open tor reveal a cop with brown hair.

"Stop right there!" The officer exclaimed as he held a gun.

"How did find us!?" asked Alois.

"I had a man on the inside."

"Tony!?" Alois exclaimed in betrayal as he looked over to his partner.

"No, it was Frank..."

"How could you do this to me, Frank!?" Ciel cried out as he pulled off his mustache.

"I made a promise to keep trash like you off the streets no matter the cost."

"But you were my only friend!"

"What about me...?"

"Dear Santa, please give me a good gift this year, I've been such a good boy!"

"HOHOHO!"

"Santa Claus!" Alois ran into the living room to find Santa Claus. Yet he wasn't a fatso and had white hair and purple eyes.

"HAPPY KWANZAA, MOTHER FUCKER!" He then shot Alois with a shotgun.

Merry Early Christmas... Bitches.

"I think if I was a girl, I'll just fondle my boobs all day."

"That's disgusting, Alois."

"DON'T KNOCK IT TILL YOU TRY IT, BRO!" Alois exclaimed as he magically turned into a girl and began to fondle his/her breasts. Unicorns...

"Alright guys..." Alois approached his friends, Ciel and Lizzy, while in his hands were snacks and drinks.

"Here is your regular..." He gives the first cup to Lizzy, "And here is your diet..." The final cup goes to Ciel.

Lizzy drank it and gulp the liquid down with a shocked expression. "This isn't diet!"

Ciel spits out his drink and glares at Alois. "I got the diet!"

He then splashes his drink at the blonde boy's face.

"OH MY GOD, I'M BLIND!"

Ciel seriously stared at the t.v. screen as the reporter spoke.

"There's no word out on how we can defeat these aliens. We've transmitted..." Suddenly, Alois burst through the living room all bloody and wounded.

"Ciel! I've discovered the alien's weakness!"

"What is it?"

...

...

...

"...bullets."

"I'm sorry about your mom..." Alois looked at Ciel as they stood over a dead body. "But at least you still have your dad."

"MY MOM IS MY DAD!"

"What the fuck!?"

Ciel panted as he sat up, sweat dripping down his face. He then sighs in realization. "That was all just a dream. I have got to stop eating to much Sugar Sprinkled Lollipops while Alois yodels in front of me."

"Hi..."

"ALOIS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!"

Guests appearance are Fred Abberline and Ash Landers.

Suggest any Smosh Video you want Ciel and Alois to do

Please review!