A/N

Kitty was a very popular choice for this one. Also I only just remembered about the disclaimer so yeah I don't own the X-Men, if I did I'd be living next door to Motley Crue and bathing in whiskey and £20 notes.

Dear Lance (and whoever else finds this),

I heard on the grapevine about the list that Kitty and Kurt sent Remy at the Brotherhood and thought it was only fair to send one about your own little KittyKat!

Rogue

Begin every sentence with "Kitty…"

1. Has never fully gotten over her crush on Macaulay Culkin.

2. Tells everyone her favourite movie is Forrest Gump…

3. … really it's Clueless, she loves her some Brittany Murphy.

4. Used to have a practical joke where she phases a pen through her hand, adds fake blood and started screaming; but once she'd managed to terrify Logan she decided to quit while she was ahead.

5. Will always get up and sing Trinkt le Chaim when we watch Thoroughly Modern Millie.

6. Never really bothered learning Yiddish except the insults and curses.

7. Once joined a yoga group and dropped out when she found out they met before dawn.

8. Talks in her sleep and has a recurring dream that you go gay for Pietro.

9. Bakes cupcakes when she's pissed off, blue frosting means frustrated, red frosting means Do-Not-Approach.

10. Has a grandmother who keeps trying to get her to go see the matchmaker from the "Old Country".

11. Dislikes Motley Crue but cried when she read The Heroin Diaries.

12. Has a naughty book under her pillow which can only be defined by the term "bodice-ripper".

13. Prefers Katy Perry to Ke$ha, because frankly there is nothing sexy about being trashy.

14. Had been intoxicated a grand total of once, in that time sang along to an entire Carrie Underwood album, professed her love for you (Lance) and tried to pole dance on one of the outside pillars of the mansion before crying and being put to bed by me and Kurt.

15. Is, ironically, allergic to cats, even the hairless ones.

16. Gets really pissed off when people screw around on escalators at the mall.

17. She really hates having to fight you and has come very close to hitting Scott on more then one occasion when he wont match her to anyone else.

18. Originally hated the X-Box the guys at the mansion bought…

19. ... and currently has the most achievements on Black Ops and can singlehandedly complete a campaign on Left4Dead on expert.

20. Hates pantyhose but loves stockings.

21. Is scared of mimes and human statues, no ones quite sure why.

22. Has a Billy Minsky's Burlesque poster rolled up in her closet.

23. Once met Dita Von Teese in a coffee shop in New York, the picture and autograph are framed on the dresser.

24. Hates that you have to pull a face in every picture she takes.

25. Has looked after me more times then I care to remember.

26. Accidently phased through the wall separating the girls and boys locker rooms once after a Danger Room session and saw a lot more than sweaty gum shorts.

27. Sings Soft Kitty to Kurt whenever he's feeling down.

28. Can tap-dance.

29. Had a speech impediment when she was younger which is whys he says "like" a lot, it was a way to bide time while she was working her way around the words. So every time you're an asshole about it that's why she gets angry.

30. Thought it was really sweet when you dressed as the Scarecrow to match her Dorothy Gale for Halloween last year.

31. Is the Charades assassin, her secret weapon is very very sneaky and I'm sworn to secrecy.

32. Has a savings fund for a Vivienne Westwood tote bag.

33. Donates to Water Aid every year.

34. Wants to know why we never get invited to Gambit's Crawfish Boil (frankly so do I, it's kinda rude).

35. Has a thing for viral videos…

36. …current favourites are FuzzyFuzzy CuteCute, David after the dentist and anything by Weebl and Bob.

37. Cries at the 10 Things I Hate About You poem every time.

38. Once gave me a make over to look like a pre-goth Ashlee Simpson.

39. Has finally admitted she's into Monster Trucks (thanks to you) and would like to remind you that tickets go on sale next week.

40. Does an awesome Napoleon Dynamite impression.

41. Can recite Sonnet 130 from memory.

42. Cannot resist a makeover movie. Among the favourites are Miss Congeniality, The Princess Diaries and The Devil Wears Prada (which she dragged me to six times)

43. She thinks the Twilight Saga is a classic like Pride & Prejudice or Great Expectations, however she hated the movie since Kristen Stewart has a grand total of one facial expression.

44. Sends all her friends Valentine's every year without fail with a little personalised gift. My last one was a comic of the two of us that was so full of in-jokes I laughed for a solid hour.

45. Really deeply cares for you, and no amount of X-Men-Brotherhood bullshit will change that (unless you start acting like a douchebag again). Also she gets very distracted by the tightness of your suit, just a heads-up!

A/N

I really hate Twilight. Any suggestions for the next victim? I'm going to try and do one a week, maybe more if I have the time. R&R please you lovely lovely people!