Naruto kun, I Think I'm Pregnant
Chapter Three-It's All In the Name
In the morning, Naruto and Hinata woke up in the sunny field. "Wow, we fell asleep on the grass" Hinata said, "Yeah" Naruto replied. Suddenly Hinata saw Hiashi running towards her, "Daddy!" Hinata said in surprise, "Where'd you go?? I was looking for you all night!!" Hiashi shouted at his daughter, "I'm sorry, I just fell asleep…" Hinata said.
All of a sudden Hiashi fell down and started snoring.
"What's up with your dad?" Naruto asked, "I guess he really WAS looking for me all night" Hinata said and the two kids just stared at him for a minute. When Hiashi woke up he saw the two staring at him, "AAAAAHHHH!!!!" he shouted. "Hi, Mr.Hyuuga" Naruto said, "Ugh,what were you two doing out here anyways??" he asked, "I'm pregnant, Daddy, do you know how I can stop the baby from-" Hinata got cut off when Hiashi fainted with a nose bleed. The two just looked at each other, shrugged and went to get some new way to abort (Oh my gosh..XD).
"Miss, we'd like an abortion snow cone" Naruto said to the snow cone lady, "Uh…we don't serve abortion snow cones here…." She said. "Oh….then just get me a lemon snow cone, please" Naruto said, "Naruto-kun, remember the task at hand" Hinata said, "Oh right…Miss? Could you get me a baby-sized lemon snow cone,too?" he asked. Hinata sweatdropped.
5 minutes later…
"Why aren't you eating the snow cone so the baby can eat it (Crazy idea, I know XDDD)?" Naruto asked, "My daddy says to never eat yellow snow" Hinata said, "Oh okay…then I'll help you eat it" Naruto took the snow cone and started eating it, then stopped. With a mouth full of snow he said "Wait…I'm not pregnant so why should I be eating the snow cone???" Naruto spit it into a nearby garbage can.
An hour later…
The two kids sat on a bench, bored. "Naruto-kun?" Hinata asked, "Yeah?" Naruto answered, "What's our baby's name gonna be…y'know…if we don't abort (You must be used to the word, now, huh?) in time?" Hinata asked.
"I never thought about that…well, in the movies when the baby's born the father usually says something like 'Oh, he has the same eyes as his mother' or 'She's so beautiful, just like her mother' and then they name the baby something that'll remind them of a good memory" Naruto explained, "Uh…isn't memory that little black thing you put in a camera???" Hinata asked, "Hmm…I think so…maybe the parents really liked to take pictures" Naruto guessed.
"But some parents are so mean to their babies when they are just born, even the doctors! Once, in a movie---I saw a doctor hit a baby and it started crying and the parents looked happy" Naruto said, "Oh, the poor baby!!We won't let the doctors hit our baby!!!" Hinata said, "Yeah!" Naruto agreed.
"Sooo…what're we gonna name it?" Naruto asked after a long pause, "Ummm….well..if the movies name their babies after cameras then we should name it after something we like, too!" Hinata said, "Uh……" Naruto thought, "OH!!I like ramen!!" he burst out. "We're gonna name our baby Ramen??" Hinata asked, "Yeah!" Naruto said, "Okay!" Hinata said.
Awwwww….yeah, you think I'm crazy 'cause I wrote 3 chapters in one day…but the story's just so cute! And right now I'm extremely happy because from morning to afternoon I've hit 12 reviews!X3 Woooot!
FAQ for this chapter:
Q:Did Naruto watch a lot of adult movies?
A:No, just one, and he learned a whole lot from it!XD
Q:Where'd you get the idea of naming the baby Ramen?
A:In the KND fanfiction by Mazzi4 called "Three's a Crowd" Kuki and Wally named their baby Toast so I thought "Why not Ramen??"XD
Q:What happened to Hiashi?
A:After waking up and seeing his daughter run off again, he's given up looking for her and waits at home for her.
Q:Where'd you get the "Never eat yellow snow" idea?
A:From a GenmaxHayate fanfic,DON'T ASK!!!
Q:When're the other kids gonna show up?
A:Right in the next chapter X3
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