Hinata: Kyi dosent o-own naruto, that Japanese g-guy dose.
Naruto: HOW COME HINATA-CHAN ALWAYS GETS TO DO THE DISCLAIMER!?
Me: cuz i like hinata better!
Naruto: (sniff) that makes me sad...
Hinata: D-dont worry n-naruto-kun, i l-l-l-love you...ummm...
Naruto: (stare) What did you just say?
Hinata: um...
ME: SHE SAID NOTHING! LETS TYPE!
Naruto ran tword the hokoge's tower. (i dont know what that place is called! dont sue me)
He zoomed past shizune, her looking quite confused of what that sudden gust of wind was.
He reached for the nob of the door to the office, and practicly ripped the door off its henges.
" Tsunade!" he screamed not worring about respect or the insault he usuly calls her granny.
her beeing asleep was awaken with a jolt and threw a book tward the door. "...naruto"
she yawned not thinking that he had just used her name and not granny. "YOU SENT HINATA ON A MISSION TO CATCHA KILLER BY HERSELF!?" "(YAWN) yes...but its not that bad..." she said.
"SHE COULD BE KILLED!" "no she wont, she probly wont find her...nobody can.." she said scraching her nose. "hmm? nobody can find 'her'?its a she?"naruto ast with a tilt of his head.
"yes, shes been on the run for like a year now, you wanna know somthing?"what?" ast naruto, it felt like a million pound dog was liffted off his shulders hearing this. "shes got a demon too"
said tsunade with a mader of fact way.
"SHE DOSE!?" "yes, but not to worry, shes a compleat baka, literaly." "so...she dosent know"
"no, she dosent understand killing is bad, or realy annything else for that madder"
"so...this mission is a fail"
"yep!" said tsunade sighing."then why did you send her on that mission?" "so she could get away for a while..." naruto tillted his head once again and squinted his eyes. "get away"
"ya, shes been stressed latly, i wannted to give her a brake, so i let her go on a mission to get away from here"
"i see..." he said but still not understanding. "hahah...you would fall in love with that baka!" she said laughing like an idiot. "HINATA?!" "no the other one, i mean you are so alike! its almost funny." she said with a nother laugh.
"fine, im leaving to go train." he said like a little chiled that wasent aloud to have their favorite toy.
"have fun with that..." she said slipping into sleep again.
A YEAR LATER!
It was a bright sunny morning, with the slight sent of rain, a year after hinatas little "episode" and nauto had gotten sasuke back.
everything seemed purfect for the ninja, but he had developed a strange feeling, and didnt know how to discribe it.
he disided to go on a morning walk around the village. he got as far as the main gates, and heard a loud sound, like a pig was beeing murdered. he ran tword the sound trying to be quite if it was an enemy. what he saw suprised him to no end, a girl sleeping snoring as loud as a hurricane. she was sleeping like a little dog all curled up.
"are you ok?" he ast wondering if he should be frightened or laughing his head off.
"SHUT UP IM TRYING TO EAT MY LEMON YOU PEANUT BUTTER HEAD"
she yelled, like she was still asleep. "peanut butter head?" he ast stepping closer.
"are you even awake?" he stepped closer and closer to see if she looked like someone he should be fighting.
she sat up with a jolt like lightning, and rubber her eyes. 'Oh my god, she has neon green eyes!' he said tohimself veary suprised.
"hmmm..." she ast sleepily and jumped up seeing she wasent alone. "can you tell me what you want so i can go back to sleep!?" she said sticking her pinky in her right ear.
"you snore realy loud...what village do you come from anyway?" said naruto noticing that he couldent see her headband. "i dont know...hey! WANT A BITE OF MY LEMON"
she said smiling and compleatly geting off subject. naruto just stared at this strange girl infront of him. "no...you dont know what village your from?" "nope!" she said smiling like an idiot...no duh, she was an idiot. "how could you not know what village your from"
he ast alaremed, he still couldent see her headband. "then where are you from?" "
"..." "..." "..." "YOU LOOK LIKE A PORKYPINE!" she exclaimed. "ok"
he said with a little question. 'GLERGLE!' her tummy holered for food, other then lemons.
" one thing...wheres you team?" he ast with frusteration. "i dont got one" she said witha big goofy smile still on her face. 'GLERGLE!' it did it agin. "SHUT UP STUPID TUMMY,
I DONT GOT NUTHIN BESIDES LEMONS SO SHUT UP BEFORE I PUNCH YOUR FACE IN"
she said, strangly enough talking to her stomach. naruto was disterbed at her odd behavior, but then again, he was odd too, atleast thats what other people say."...are you hungry?" he ast noticing her stomach seemed to be growling lika a bear. "YES!...but all i have is lemons...i love lemons...but my tummy likes to eat different things...so its not satisfyed with just lemons!" she said sadness hinting in her strangly loud ...softish, misicalish...(im just gunna shut up now)...voice. lets just say she had a strangly pretty but loud ubnoxish voice. "well, i could get you some food!" he smiled freindly. "realy? thad be great...no...AWSOME!" she scramed and jumped on him This scared the crap out of him, was she attacking him?!...no...it was...a hug?" I WOV YOU SO MUCH!" she said sqweezing him purple.
she noticed he was turning purple, so she let go. 'MAN! this girl is fricking strong!' was all he could think in that moment.
Me: MWAHAHAAHAHAH! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH! AWSOMENESS!
Naruto:...kyi is having some tecnical diffilculties...wow i actuly said that...anyway...
Hinata: read an-and review please...
Naruto: (smack!) ok...i think shes better now...
Me: OW! MWHAHAHAAHAH! ITS SO AWSOME IM IN THE FRIEAKIN STORY! MWAHAHAH!
Hinata: a-aparently not...
KIba: maby thisll help...AKAMARU! SICK EM!
Me: PUPPY! YAY! MORE AWSOMENESS! YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!
Naruto: hurry! leave! before things get really messy...