The title of the Chapter was inspired by the Magic Tree House books
MUSIC PLAYING: Battle from Final Fantasy VII
Cloud began to fight them. First, he was surrounded by the three soldierss.
EVIL SOLDIER 3: You ready to die now?
CLOUD: Nnnnnnope.
Cloud jumped over one of the soldiers. Then he kept striking and slashing at the soldiers but then one of the soldiers kicked him several feet away. Cloud pretended he was dead and he kept very still. One of the soldiers carried Cloud by the head.
EVIL SOLDIER 3: Looks like it's off with your head.
But before the soldier could attack, Cloud slashed through both the soldier's neck and the soldier's blaster. Both soldiers got very furious and began chasing after him. The soldiers kept chasing him over and over again. After 2 minutes, Cloud dashed to the soldiers and bumped into them.
EVIL SOLDIER 1: (standing up) How the hell are you able to do that? I'm so going to kill you!
CLOUD: Wait, I have a plan. (slowly) If you promise not to kill me, (quickly) I WILL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT! YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, MONEY, A PIRATE SHIP WITH A PICTURE OF YO MAMMA, A BUNCH OF SWORDS, MORE TORTURE EQUIPMENT (slowly) like those big shurikens, (quickly) AAAAAAAAAAAAAANYYYYYYYYYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNG!
Suddenly, the soldiers gasped in anger.
BOTH SOLDIERS: DID YOU JUST INSULT OUR MOTHERS?!
CLOUD: Yes, I did! Time to die!
BOTH EVIL SOLDIERS: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...
Cloud began to slash the two soldiers in the sky. But then, he noticed FOUR evil soldiers sprinting towards him.
CLOUD: (slowly) Oh no.
The four soldiers jumped at him. Cloud quickly grabbed one of his gadgets, raised it to the sky, charged it, and shot four bolts to each soldier. The soldiers got electrocuted so badly that they flew up in the air very fast.
ALL FOUR SOLDIERS: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
MUSIC FADES FOR 4 SECONDS, MUSIC PLAYING: Fanfare from Final Fantasy VII, THEN IT FADES FOR 6 SECONDS
CLOUD: That's what you get when you try to kill me.
The stars began to shine brighter and Cloud sheathed his sword. Then he turned back to Tifa, burst in love, ran to her, and gave her a big hug.
CLOUD: You have become the girl of my dreams! I always wanted to see a partner like you!
Tifa noticed Cloud's excitement and she began to fall in love.
TIFA: Thank you very much. We've met each other since we were so little. Thank you so much for helping!