Arisa; Yo! Alright, so I tried to make this chapter longer as a reward to all those who reviewed. The less you review the more short chapters will come. I'd also like to promote William's story about the Titanic, you can find it on our profile, there will be 3 stories on the Titanic, click on anyone it's the same story. It's poetry, and if you don't like poetry I still advise you to read it 'cuz I don't usually like poetry either. Now Kyuu-kun the disclaimer! (What I actually like him.)
Kyuubi; Arisa does not own Naruto.
Arisa; SO CUTE!
Normal; BELIEVE IT!
Kyuubi talking; "BELIEVE IT!
Thoughts; BELIEVE IT!
Naruto to Kyuubi; ~BELIEVE IT!~
Kyuubi to Naruto; -BELIEVE IT!-
Speech; "BELIEVE IT!"
Time difference; BELIEVE IT!
Last time;
"Yo Fuzzy-chan!" Naruto yelled, "Where the heck are we?"
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"Brat, you're an idiot you did a jutsu and you didn't look what it does?" Kyuubi yelled.
Naruto shrugged, "Well sorry!"
"*sigh* well I guess it's not your fault you're an idiot. Oh well, and as for where we are I thought'd be obvious, we're in the past kit!" he said. "Geez, Rokudaime and he can't even look at his physical body. As for when we are, well my guess is right after you beat Mizuki, and why are you even here idiot you could've asked without coming all the way here!"
"…oh yeah, well I guess I'll go then…Talk to you later!" and with that he opened his eyes. Huh so right after I beat Mizuki…aw man! I have to win the respect of everyone again! Well as long as I'm here I might as well change some stuff. I should probably make a list of what I want to change.
While he was thinking this he got dressed and looked at the clock, "Oh crap, I'm late!" and he ran off to go to the Academy.
As soon as he went into the door Iruka yelled at him, "Naruto! You're late! I'd give you a detention but since you're graduating I can't."
Naruto laughed nervously, "Ehehehe, sorry but I…um…saw a black cat and I had to go the long way around…"
"Idiot!" Sakura yelled when he sat down, "Why are you even here this is for graduates only!"
"Actually, Naruto passed by taking a 'make-up' test last night" Iruka cut in.
Meanwhile, Naruto was staring at Sakura, Hey Kyuubi remind me again why I had a crush on her.
Because you were a bigger idiot then you are now.
Hey!
"Oi Naruto!" Iruka called, "Pay attention!"
"Huh? Oh sorry I guess I zoned out for a sec." Naruto looked around the room, "Oh its Hinata! Hi Hinata-chan!" You all can guess what happened next.
Thud
N-naruto-kun is t-talking to me!
Oops, guess she hasn't gained her confidence yet… Naruto thought sheepishly.
Iruka sighed, "Anyway, as I was saying your teams will have three people and a Jonin…" Naruto tuned this all out as he had heard it before. "…Team 7" here Naruto paid attention, "will be Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, and Sasuke Uchiha."
Then Sakura went fangirl screaming "Love prevails!"
2 hours later
"Naruto knock it off!" she screamed, for Naruto was singing. It wasn't that he was a bad singer, surprisingly he was wonderful it was what he was singing.
"song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because, this is the…" Yes, Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, son of the Yondaime, future Rokudaime Hokage, was singing the Song that Never Ends. (A/N; sorry just had to put that idea came from a different author who I can't remember the name of.)
Kakashi then decided to poke his fuzzy head into the room.
"You're late!" cried Sakura.
Kakashi stared at them, "My first impression of you guys…you're annoying. Meet me on the roof in 5 minutes." And with that he flickered out of the room.
5 minutes later(think of the SpongeBob time skip voice)
"Alright, let's introduce ourselves, say your name, likes, dislikes, hobbies, and dream for the future."
"Why don't you start sensei?" Sakura said/asked.
"Okay my name is-"
"Kakashi Hatake," Naruto interrupted, "also known as Copy Cat Kakashi and Sharingan Kakashi, formally of Anbu, likes are the Make-out series, dogs, talking to the memorial stone, and being late, dislikes people who abandon their teammates for a mission, not wearing his mask, that his team is dead, and having his book stolen from him, hobbies are reading the Make-out series, buying them, talking to the memorial stone, and being late, his dream for the future is anyone's guess." Everyone stared at him. "What I wanted to know what our sensei was like and he probably would've given us an answer that told us nothing but his name anyway!"
"…Okay then, Pinkie you go."
"A-alright, um, my likes are…" here she looked at Sasuke and blushed, " my hobbies are…" she did the same thing as before, "my dream is…" here she blushed and squealed, "AND I HATE INO-PIG AND NARUTO!"
Great a fangirl, thought Kakashi,"Eyesore you up,"
"It's not my fault the stores won't sell me anything that doesn't say 'kill me' all over it," Naruto muttered, "Eh, oh, um, my name is Naruto Uzumaki," Namikaze "um I like Ramen and foxes, I hate traitors, snakes and the three minutes it take for ramen to cook, my hobbies are training, drawing, and beating up perverts, my dream for the future is, well, one's an ambition which I need to kill two people before they hurt my precious people, and my dreams are to become Rokudaime Hokage, have the entire village respect me, and to marry Hinata-chan. Ooh and to have a bridge named after me!"
Well looks like that Naruto is an interesting one, foxes are obviously the Kyuubi, though I don't know why he likes it, snakes are probably Orochimaru, which makes me wonder where he heard of him. He wants to kill somebody which is more in the Sasuke range, I understand why he wants to be respected but why Rokudaime, why not Godaime? He beats up perverts? Isn't this the kid who created the Sexy Jutsu? I don't get why he wants to marry Hinata Hyuuga either, he never really noticed her before, and why the heck does he want to have a bridge named after him! "Brooder, go."
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, I have few likes and many dislikes, and my dream is not a dream but an ambition, to kill a certain man."
Here are the various responses given to that.
Predictable.
He's so cool!
"No! Bad Sasuke bad! No taking revenge on family! Bad boy!"
I'll assume you know which one is which. Oh and Naruto got a glare from Sasuke and a punch from Sakura.
"Alright tomorrow is your genin test-"
"Uh Kakashi-sensei, we already took the test."
"This is the real test, now there's only a 66% chance you'll pass and only nine out of 27 will become genin. Meet me at training ground 13 at 8:00, don't be late." He started walking away, "Oh and don't eat breakfast, you'll only get sick."
30 minutes later
In Naruto's apartment he made a list of what he was going to change. I looked kind of like this;
Things I'll change
Haku and Zabuza's death
Possibly have Haku join Konoha
Obliviousness to Hinata-chan
Prevent Sasuke's betrayal
Prevent Pervy Sage's death
Prevent Asuma's death
Prevent Itachi's death
Prevent Destruction of Konoha
~Hm that's all I can think of, Kyuubi can you think of anything else?~ Naruto asked.
-You should probably prevent the loss of Shukaku and stop Danzou from becoming Hokage, even though it was only temporary.-
~Oh yeah, thanks Kyuu!~ he…said as he wrote that stuff down. After he was finished with that he went to bed.
The next morning
We find Naruto making his usual breakfast of cup Ramen, oh, I'm sorry I meant his 12th cup, my mistake. Yep, this time he's totally disregarding Kakashi-sensei's "advice", he suggested this idea to his teammates but unfortunately they didn't listen. This is a great example on how the SasuSaku pair have zero respect for him, this is a sad day for Team 7 indeed.
Here, hope it's long enough for you. Thank you to all of you who subscribed and/or reviewed, you inspired me so much! Flames are accepted but if they swear they will be used to make Sasuke soup. I'm sorry if anyone is ooc but I haven't seen the regular (meaning not Shippuden) series in awhile and I can't check it on Netflix 'cuz they only have the subbed version, which annoys me. Oh yeah before I forget if my story resembles anyone else's, which it probably does, I'm sorry that was not my intention and I will say where I got the idea and credit it to you for the ones I know, if you tell me I'll put your acknowledgement in the next chapter. Give me any suggestions on pairings you want and the most requested will be voted on. NaruHina is staying though. R/R!
