[Axis Powersヘタリア 2gen]
[Episode 3]
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Hetalia!
"Being new into Japan, all the 'world's children were told of its greatness by Japan himself. They tried they're hardest to understand, but failed because they were teenagers and being educational facts, it was boring."
"They were all there for one reason, to begin their first-class education. When the day would finally roll around, they would be ready. Or would they? That day drew closer, while all four teenager's prepared in the only way they knew; warfare."
Albert was the first up that morning, besides Kiku, who was already awake and making steamed rice for breakfast. He was groggily and half-asleep already, so he slumped his way into the bathroom. He had no knowledge of the person following behind him.
Once out of the bathroom, he walked over to the stairs and stopped at the edge. Something seemed…off about the stairs. His sleepy eyes scanned the steps, but saw nothing that has changed. Even with his glasses on, he noticed nothing out of the ordinary.
He was just about to walk down when a leg jutted out from beside him and tripped him. No reaction time at all, he just fell down the stairs loudly. The thundering sound of a body falling down was enough to wake up Emma and Maria, and bring Kiku out of the kitchen quickly in search of what was wrong.
A voice boomed with triumph from the top "Hunger Games, Bitch!" It was Nadiya.
Kiku walked over to Albert and simply asked him if he felt any broken bones, where as Albert just responded with whining about how mean the Russian was.
Maria and Emma walked to the edge of the stairs and looked down
"Al, you OK?" Emma asked in a quiet voice. An arm poked up from the limp body at the bottom and gave a weak thumbs-up.
Maria gave Nadiya a side-long look and muttered "You could've killed him, you know that?"
Nadiya just looked back at her friend in total shock and a questioning gaze "Da, your point?"
Both the Canadian and Italian looked at each other before Maria sighed "Never mind…"
Hetalia!
All five people sat at the kotatsu table, all silent except for the klinking of their utensils on the bowls of rice. The silence at the table was making the young Italian very uncomfortable; she was used to noise while at the table. She lived with Feliciano, so it was rarely ever quiet. Emma was partially used to the quiet, but Gilbert lived with them and he knows not of the meaning of 'Silence'. Albert could care less; he was glaring a glare at Nadiya that would make…that could…well, it was just a bad glare.
Maria notice and quickly looked away. She never liked making eye contact with angered people, she learned that much from her father. Kiku must've noticed too, because he set down his bowl gently and cleared his throat
"Nadiya, is there som'sing you'd r'ike to say to Albert?"
Nadiya looked up innocently, looking from Kiku to Albert who was still glaring harshly, but not setting down his food. She gave a thoughtful face, then smiled sweetly, leaning against the table on her elbows "So, I heard your dad's economy is crap—"
Albert slammed down his rice bowl and kept his glare. Kiku sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose, then spoke.
"Nadiya, you could've killed Albert today. You must be more car'ful."
"CAREFUL! Bloody wanker, You've gotta be joking!" Albert jumped up and yelled right at Japan, and since japan was short, Albert towered over him. "I could've fu—"
Maria grabbed his arm and jerked it downwards. He fell flat on his butt and shot a look at the Italian, who in turn was glaring right back at him. He forgot, she hated profanity, just as her mother did.
Albert just cleared his throat "I could've died today."
"I never meant for you to die, I just…wanted to get back at you." Nadiya crossed her arms.
"Back at me! For what?" Albert was passed angry now, he was just plain confused!
"The. Room." Nadiya huffed in her thick accent. It was thickest when she was angry.
Albert widened his eyes and leaned closer into the table, blinking a few times to try and understand what was just said. Then he fell back and laughed that 'American' laugh.
"You are angry because of that? A friggin' bedroom!" He gasped put between laughs.
"Yes! I wanted that room! You play dirty, your taller than me and pushed me outta the way!" Nadiya jutted out her lower lip and made a face…a strange face.
"Naw, come'on! Be a good sport! I won that room fair and square!"
Kiku just sighed into his hands, very annoyed by this point. Maria just slid to his side and tapped his shoulder for attention "I have an idea to stop the fighting!" she whispered.
"Eh? What?"
"We could create…" she leaned close to his ears and whispered "A miniature Berlin wall from pillows and concrete."
"…No 'Rikey."
Hetalia!
"Does this outfit make mien butt look big?" Maria turned around in front of Emma and Nadiya, all were dressed in their Japanese school uniforms. Both girls shook their heads. "Naw, Look's fine!" Emma gave her a thumbs up.
"I hope it does, Uncle Kiku took like…fifty pictures to send to our parents! I don't wanna look stupid."
"I didn't know our parents wanted that many pictures…Aru…" Nadiya was lying on her back on Maria's bed and made that onomatopoeia sound that China normally made.
Emma just shrugged as Maria finished doing her hair, which took forever. She inherited her mother's hair color, but her father's way of hair care.
"Guys, you ready yet?" Albert's voice rang in from the hallway. All girls turned as he swung the door open using his foot. He looked very…annoyed. He was dressed in the boys' school uniform. "Seriously, we need to go. The faster we go, the faster today can be over with."
"Don't you looks just precious?" Nadiya remarked snidely from the bed, making Emma giggle. Albert just grabbed a pillow from the chair beside him to throw at her "Shadd'up."
"Are you all ready?" Japan's voice called from the first floor. "Ja!" Maria answered, skipped over and grabbed her bag and went downstairs. Both girls followed her lead, taking their new schoolbags and going to their 'uncles' call.
Albert just slumped his shoulders and sighed.
"Today's gonna suck."
Hetalia!
"Normally, the students would have different classes by age or gender, however Japan arranged for all four of the children to have the same class. This would be perfectly fine, if not for the constant War between Nadiya and Albert. One could call it a World War, but they didn't know their countries yet, so they just stuck with 'War'."
Emma sat at her desk, swinging her legs back and forth. The teacher was going to walk in any second, so she was excited. Her mommy told her to be nice and respect the teacher and to make a good impression. Her daddy, on the other hand, told her to never bend to the will of the 'gas-bag' teacher and to become supreme ruler of the class. She ignored that…
Maria was seated next to her, and Nadiya was a few chairs behind. Albert was seated on the opposite side of Emma and two chairs back. This kept him away from Nadiya and any future confrontations. The other students were 'human' so the four were told to by Japan;
"Please refrain from referring to your parent's by their countries."
They nodded, but in truth, it went in one ear and out the other. It was only common sense to keep their parents a secret, and hopefully it would stay that way.
All the students were chatting it up with one another, when the classroom door slid open. In walked the teacher who none of the students knew. Excluding the four Chibicountires, who recognized the teacher right away.
"Good Morning, Class. I am Mr. Eduard Bock."
All four leaned back in their seats and stared. Maria turned to Emma and mouthed
'OMG is that Estonia!'
Emma nodded quickly and mouthed back
'Why is a Nord here? OMG!'
Estonia cleared his throat and got everyone's attention "We will be learning World History in this class. A sly grin passed over his face and quickly disappeared. He looked rather chipper. Probably because he was away from Russia and Poland for a long while during his teaching time. He must've been recruited by Japan to teach, because Estonia was rather smart.
"Now class, our first assignment will be a project! I will assign you all different countries to research and make a five page essay over their national history, origin and current events."
He began walking from desk to desk passing out papers with the names of the Nation's each student was assigned. When she reached Maria, she was handed 'Canada'. She squinted at the paper, then turned it to show Emma, in which she received a thumb's up.
Emma was expecting to get a German country, because he father used to be a German country and that would be easy. But instead she was handed 'Southern Italy'.
She nearly gawked out loud, but instead showed it slowly to Maria. At first, the Italian's face was happy, then turned to an 'unsure' face. Maria answered with a faint shrug and thumbs up.
Estonia walked to Nadiya's desk and set her paper face down and quickly walked to the next desk. She flipped it over and openly shrieked. 'North America'.
So much shock on her face…it would be funny, if not for her known outburst and knowing her father's outbursts, it could be fatal.
Finally, he handed Albert his paper. No surprise to everyone else, it read in happy print 'Russia'.
No emotion passed over his face and gave nothing away. That's never good. Slowly he lowered his head to his desk and sighed.
"I'm so screwed."
Hetalia!
Japan speed walked down the hallway. It was after school, but None of the kid's came home and as Kiku waited patiently, slowly moving into panic, his phone rang;
'Is this Mr. kiku Honda?"
"Yes, This is him. Who is this?"
"This is the Highschool. Your nieces and Nephew got into some trouble and their teacher's would like to speak with you."
Japan let his shoulders fall, then answered formally "Hai, I understand, thank you."
Once he hung up the phone, he let out a shriekish yell
"How could they all do this the first day!"
Hetalia!
Japan was outside the classroom, with Maria standing beside him. She looked crestfallen and he just looked serious. What could she've done to look this guilty?
He walked into the Science classroom and sat down in one of the two chairs in front of the teachers desk. Maria seated next to him and faces the Science teacher; Latvia.
"H-Hello Mr. Japan…I'm sorry I had to call you…but…" he tilted his head towards Maria who sunk lower into her seat.
"Greetings, Ravis. What did you do wrong?"
"W-Well, She…er…" Mr. Latvia looked down and cleared his throat. Japan looked behind him and noticed the lap section of the classroom was closed off by a sheet. This made Kiku wonder…
"Is that what happened to the lab…did She do it?" Japan motioned to Maria who was now freighted. Latvia looked up in shock then laughed "No No, Mr. Japan, she didn't do that to the Lab. That was a different student. No," Latvia bent down and pulled out a bunson burner and a metal bowl full of…something. Kiku took the bowl and examined inside; Noodles.
"Maria here…she tried to make Pasta during Lab. The burner burnt it. It never caused a fire, but I just wanted you to be aware of her…intentions."
"Intentions?"
"Y-Yes. She seems to have the same obsession Mr. Italy does…She needs to refrain from cooking during our experiments!" Latvia was always nervous, and being a science teacher and trying to keep the peace was…rather difficult.
Japan took a moment to register this information. Then nodded and smiled "Hai. I'll make sure she understands."
Kiku walked Maria and out put a hand on her shoulder "No more cooking, Ok?"
"B-But—I love to cook!" She looked shocked and scared. Japan realized what he said and decided to re-word his sentence. "Ok, no more cooking in class."
Maria smiled and nodded "Ja! Ok!"
Hetalia!
Nadiya walked into the classroom with Japan, the same classroom He'd just left from. Mr. Latvia smiled sheepishly then gave Nadiya a sour look. She just walked to her seat and sat down sweetly.
"Hello, Mrs. Bravinski." Latvia spoke in an unusually even tone. Japan looked from the nord to the girl, highly confused. She nodded curtly then looked to Kiku "Are we done yet?"
"Japan, that sheet—" Latvia pointed to the sheet from before that closed off the Lab "That was Nadiya's doing."
"W-What!" Kiku was extremely confused and angered by this. He tried to get Nadiya to look him straight in the eyes, but she looked away and sunk into her seat.
"W-What did she do!"
"Well…" Latvia placed both hands on his desk and clasped them together. "Our class was doing a special experiment over Nuclear power and such…influence on the environment." He held up a page with steps on how to use leaves with bits of chemicals to test that "Well…Nadiya was working with her own group. While away from the table…she decided to...How did you say it, Nadiya?"
Nadiya wiggled then sat up straight "Chernobyl."
"Ah yes, Chernobyl. She wanted to see what Chernobyl was like."
Japan's face was priceless. "S-She blew up…the LAB!" Japan looked like he was ready to faint, thinking of the cost of replacing lab equipment.
"Not really, just one quarter of it." Nadiya added, she smiled sweetly.
Latvia shot her a look, a glare, but a sheepish one. "Still, I've had to close off the labs for a week because of the chemicals."
"Nuclear chemicals?"
"No, household chemicals, but still harmful."
"I will pay for anything that's needs to be replaced. She is my responsibility—" Latvia held up his hand and gave a small smile "No no, Don't worry. Mr. Japan, I owe you for getting me this job and…" Latvia cast a glance at Nadiya who was off in la-la land, then leaned closer to Japan "..getting me away from Mr. Russia. Thank you!" he whispered sharply.
Japan nodded and stood up, bowing slightly "Thank you."
"No, Thank you Mr. Japan."
Hetalia!
The next stop for Japan was the Home Ec room. Albert stood outside, leaning against the wall. As he saw Kiku walk up, he sighed "Well, better go inside. Teacher's waiting."
As both walked inside, they were greeted by Mrs. Ukraine. She was wearing an apron that was loose, except over her…upper half. She smiled and waved "Hello, Mr. Japan! I've been waiting for you." Japan bowed nicely and greeted her "Hello, Mrs. Katyusha."
She walked into the Kitchen and immediately Kiku's nose was met by the mixed smell of burning and death. Soon he realized it came from one of the ovens. Ukraine bent down and pulled out a pan of…scones.
"Today, our assignment was to cook a family recipe." She looked over at Albert, then to Japan "Albert…decided to cook his Mom-…Mr. Arthur's Scones."
Japan took one in his hand and tapped it against the counter. Rock hard. He held it up to sniff and it smelled just as bad. He looked at Ukraine with a confused look "I don't understand."
"Well, everyone was required to try each other's food…" she sighed "Almost the entire class got food poisoning and had to go to the nurse's office."
"Ah." Japan sighed "That's understandable. What do you want me to do?"
"Well, I offer cooking class after school! I can teach Albert how to cook…so this won't happen again."
Albert glared "I can cook just fine! My mom taught me how!"
"That's my point." Ukraine answered matter-of-factly.
Hetalia!
"Gym class? How do you get in trouble in Gym Class?" Japan was standing beside Emma in the Coach's office. Mr. Denmark turned his chair around, holding his prize axe and cleaning it gently.
"Emma here…she was playing dodge ball and nearly killed someone!"
"Emma…!"
"I'm sorry! My dad taught me how to play ball! He told me to always throw it has hard as possible!"
Danmark and Japan both looked at the girl in shock, then the Nord sighed in understanding "Prussia…she never be a teacher." He pinched the bridge of his nose "Especially Gym class."
"Ok, so what's the damage?" Japan sighed and was ready for fork out any amount of payment to keep this a.) Quiet and b.)from getting worse. And for the student's injuries, always for the students.
"Eh?" Danmark straightened his posture and the gave a loud laugh "No money! Just tell her to never play like that again, 'kay?"
"Hai, Thank you Mr. Denmark!"
Both Japan and Emma walked out of the office. Emma smiled and remarked "I really feel bad for this one guy I pelted with a ball. I hit him right…-" she cut off as she noticed Kiku giving her a strange look.
"Never mind…Lets go home."
ヘタリア 2gen
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Bonus Time!
Because of the lateness of this Chapter, and it's shortness, the next chapter (Chapter 4) will be *hopefully* in two parts. I don't wanna say WHEN I'll have it done, nor will I accept any annoying texts/emails/messages ect about previews and whatnot. I'll get it don't when I do.
However, I'll tell you a tiny bit what to expect;
"Japan finally gets to go to a real World Meeting, but he gets an unexpected surprise!"
Also, If you are a fan of this or just read it, and have interest in having your art for it be in a video, I'm planning on making a trailer for this series to put on YouTube to get more fans! I plan to have it done by the time I make chapter 5. Please, Help and contribute!
Hasta-la-Pasta~