WE NEVER SAW IT COMING

by Danichantotally

You are Karkat Vantas and you just realized something. While you were bored and decided to stare out of the window of the retarded human high school that you were forced to attend , you had to witness something gruesome that was apparently not an everyday thing here. How would you know if it was not human tradition to bite someone and devour them? Zombie AU M for later

3. Chapter 3: THE TITLE IS TOO LONG TO FIT

Disclaimer(I ALWAYS forget these -_-): I don't own Homestuck, If I did everyone would be alive. End of story :3

Author's Notes: Sorry I haven't updated in a month or so, school is arriving faster than ever. It's too bad all of my friends are in a different team than me (I'm going into eighth grade :3 and we all get divided into teams (7th: A, B, and C, 8th: E,F, and G)) In short, I'm in G while all my friends are in E. Well anyway, enough with my rambling and excuses and on with the story! ^^

WE NEVER SAW IT COMING

CHAPTER 3: NOTHING REALLY IMPORTANT HAPPENS OTHER THAN SOBER GAMZEE

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You bring a pie into his house for good measure, since you don't think you want to deal with a psychotic juggalo today. You step out of your van and enter his house, irritated at the empty pie tins scattered all over the living room. Maybe this will be the place where you all can hideout until this is all over. You try to give Gamzee the pie, but he smacks it away from you. What the FUCK is going on?

You taste something entering your mouth and your thinkpan feels like its completely emptying. You can't think straight anymore. You look up to see Gamzee smiling down at you. You guessed that one pie wasn't enough to sate him. The next thing you know you are babbling idiotic phrases. SHIT. H-he drugged you on the slime, didn't he? God this Sopor tastes horrible. You can feel Gamzee start to pet your hair. It irritates the fuck out of you.

You look over to your right to see Sollux curled up in a fetal position on the wooden floor (For whatever reason). You can hear John screaming like a human girl somewhere near him. To the left of you it looks like Dave doesn't really give two shits of what is going on, though you could be wrong since he keeps glancing over towards John. You can feel Gamzee start to scratch you head, but not in a good way. The pain increases with every stroke of your raven hair.

" IT LOOKS AMAZING." You hear Gamzee all but scream.

" WHAT?"

" the hue that's covering your hair. I WANT MORE OF THIS MIRACLE."

You hear him chuckle darkly. He glares over towards John who stares back wide-eyed and shaking. He gets up to do something; you think this is your only chance to escape. You crawl over towards Sollux and collapse by him. You are probably speaking about miracles or some shit like that. Sollux sneaks a peek towards you.

"Pants are blasphemous traitors…", You trail off. Why the hell were you even saying that? Sollux gives you a confused stare and shakes his head.

"KK are you alright?"

You are finally able to regain some part of your thinkpan.

You lower your voice so that hopefully Gamzee can't hear you. "Other than the fact that Gamzee's in murder mode, I'm bleeding, John is screaming, Dave is… well being an asswipe like usual, and you are acting like a wiggler, I really don't know anymore."

"Thit KK, you don't have to be a prick about it."

"And stop with that fucking nickname, for the love of god!"

You feel a rough kick in your side. Of course. Gamzee. Hurray.

"you trying to run away motherfucker? THE DARK CARNAVAL IS STILL WAITING FOR YOUR ARRIVAL, BEST FRIEND."

"OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD."

"i couldn't catch that motherfucker."

The shoosh papping shall commence in three… Two… One…

"SHOOSH"

"THE FUCK? honk."

You start papping and shooshing him repeatedly. After about three hours he seems to FINALLY calm down. You give him a pie and he happily accepts. You WATCH CAREFULLY as he eats about ten of them that were from your van.

A day later~

You can't remember what happened after you fed him pie. You guess that you passed out from exhaustion or some shit like that. You try to get up off of the couch that you were laying on, feeling that your entire body is hurting. You guess that the Sopor probably blanked out the part of your memory that mattered most, but that's just you thinking rationally…For once.

"BeSt fRiEnD ArE YoU AlRiGhT?"

"Yes Gamzee, I'm fine. I think. You sopor is really helpful if you want to forget everything from the day prior. It's much like the human drink called alcohol. I will never FUCKING try it twice. Shit tasted terrible."

"AwWw, wHaT DiD My pIe eVeR Do tO YoU?"

"FOR FUCK'S SAKE GAMZEE WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR PIE DID TO ME?"

"GiVe yOu wOnDeRfUl mIrAcLeS LiKe iT DoEs tO Me? :o)"

"Shit Gamzee, just go back to sleep. I don't feel like having to deal with your idiocy today."

"cAn dO, BrOtHeR. :o)"

You sigh to yourself and check on everyone else's condition. Sollux seems fine on the floor, other than squirming around his sleep, Dave and John are on the pullout couch, seemingly relaxed, Gamzee is back on his chair snoring, and you decide that you should go back to sleep soon, since you will all need your rest before you head out; the food supply is low and you can't stay here forever.

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Author's Notes: Shoosh papping helps with almost everything :) (I'm sorry if it's short…) You're probably wondering where this story is going… All will be revealed in a few more chapters :3 Stay tuned. Please excuse my spelling/ grammar mistakes ^^ Please Read and Review and I hope you enjoyed~