First, before I begin I would like to inform you that the new cover image for this story was designed by Clicheusername1234 :) Cashmere looks awesome!
"So, anymore questions?" Gideon asked, while wrapping Mabel's hair round his fingers and sniffing it.
Cashmere then shot him an annoyed look. "Yes, a lot...and don't do that!"
Cashmere, did you and Gideon grow up together and were you close? Just how many granola bars has he eaten? if any? LOL! And how did you get the name Cashmere? :)
- Alisi Thorndyke
"Well, Gideon and I didn't grow up together, but we were quite close. And I'd always visit him for family gatherings and national holidays. Hmmm, to be honest I don't think I've ever seen Gideon eat a granola bar." Cashmere answered.
"That's because I don't like them!" Gideon added. "Ice cream and marshmallows are the way forward!"
"Oh, my name Cashmere means that I can be expressive and creative in the arts, music, or drama." Cashmere explained.
Gideon looked up with a confused expression. "I thought your name meant you suffer through nervous breakdowns, as well as disturbing thoughts, which affect your concentration and memory. That's what the internet says." (A/N: It actually does! LOL!)
"Whatever!"
Hey, Gideon, you need to make yourself slightly taller to be more physically intimidating. There's a bunch of crystals a little off the main path in the woods that can do that. Flip one over on one side, you shrink. You don't want that. Flip it over to the other side, you get taller.
Cashmere, that's a bit harsh for an argument. Think you would ever do that to Gideon?
Oh, again, Cashmere; you're aware of the books, right? Okay, we'll your cousin that you apparently love more that your twin sisters summoned an awesome dream demon a while back... and Gideon broke off the deal. You might need a baseball bat, some glue, and a couple spells just in case he comes back.
- Falling backwards again
"I've got more important stuff to do, rather than try make myself taller!" Gideon barked.
"And as for me, it was a bad argument, ok. I would never do it to Gideon, but they annoyed me." Cashmere defended.
Gideon, why do you think Dipper and Stan was the ones to take Mabel away from you! She wasn't into you in the first place! She just wanted to be nice and not hurt your feelings.
- NurseFunTimes
"Well, whether she was or not in the first placed, she will be now!" Gideon smiled and laughed.
Gideon: Dipper is freaking awesome. Ask your sister. And how do you feel about her going to the good side? She did it because of you. You do know that, right? Or did she not yell at you enough?
Cashmere: What do you think of the Pines twins, Candy, and Luna? I think I might know the answer already... And why do you guys say Dipper's name like he's Voldemort or something?
And Luna has some questions...
Gideon: How dare you call Dipper evil? By the way, Mabel burned all your stuff that you left at the Mystery Shack and Dipper owns your journal now. I encouraged them to do both things. :)
Cashmere: Have you always lived in Gravity Falls? I can't remember. It's not my fault that my stupid parents isolated me in the freaking basement for almost my whole life. By the way, you're still really awesome. You always were.
- GravityFalls596 and Luna
"I don't care about my stupid sisters, she can have Dipper Pines, and hopefully whilst they're on a date an aeroplane will crash and kill them both!" Gideon shouted, hopefully.
"I hate both the Pines twins, especially Dipper, I don't know who "Candy" is and Luna is alright I guess, but Gideon's better." Cashmere answered.
"I hate you Luna!" Gideon screamed till his face was fuchsia.
"No, silly Luna, I didn't live in Gravity Falls, I live in Britain, but I visit my lovely, better-than-you cousin as often as possible!" Cashmere snidely smiled.
Cashmere: Why are so nuts? You killed your own sisters? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! BTW, Gideon. Mabel will never fall in love with you, so stop trying!
To Cashmere: Can I whack you with a frying pan?
- I'm Mabel Pines
"I am not nuts! Or maybe I am! Who cares?! And no, you cannot hit me with a frying pan! Can I hit you with an axe?" Cashmere retaliated.
Gideon: what is your opinion on the Wendy and dipper pairing
cashmere: have you ever thought of killing Gideon if yes then why?
Gideon: why didn't you kill waddles when you were making Gideon land? I mean waddles is adorable but I heard rumours saying that your half pig and didn't want to be a cannibal. (evil smirk)
- Danny
"Wendy and Dipper? Phft, like that'll ever happen!" Gideon mocked. "And to be fair, I was busy with other things, but I would have made the pig into bacon, if I wasn't as preoccupied. I am not a pig, I'm human dammit!" Gideon squealed.
"Ever thought of killing Gideon? No..."
cashmere: if you could kill anyone in gravity fall who would it be and how would you kill them?
Gideon: what would you do if Mabel and cashmere died?
Gideon: how the hell did you get that amulet anyway?
cashmere: do you hate Wendy or candy?
"Kill anyone...I'd like to use my new rapier to eviscerate the stupid Pines twins and I'd also like to push Wendy Corduroy off a cliff." Cashmere smiled at the thoughts of her enemies meeting gory ends. "Yeah...I hate Wendy."
"If Mabel and Cashmere died, I would be devastated...I wouldn't cry, but I'd still be sad." Gideon answered.
"And your amulet?" Cashmere pried.
Gideon just taped his nose.
Cashmere: Did you kill your sister's? If you did how could you be so heartless?
Gideon: Why did you kidnap Mabel, surly there are other ways you can get to Dipper? Also what do you think of Pacifica? And why do you need Cashmere to help you, surly you're amazing enough to do the work yourself?
- GravityFallsGirl22
"Come on, it was a really bad argument...you had to be there!" Cashmere argued.
"Pacifica? Yeah, she's pretty fit and popular. I guess. And I needed Cashmere to help me with this plan, Plan A was for her to kill Dipper in the woods...but she failed." Gideon glared at her. "Plan B, however, is a lot more complex. Cashmere and I will obtain all three journals, Mabel will kill her family and come back to us and I will rule Gravity Falls!"
Question for Li'l Gideon: Would you ever actually team up with King Candy/Turbo from Wreck-It Ralph? You're awesome by the way, my second favorite Disney character.
- Ironpatriotrox
"King Candy? He rocks! Wreck-It Ralph was an OK film, most the characters annoyed me but King Candy rocked!" (A/N: Wreck-it Ralph was more than OK, it's one of my fave films :) King Candy rocks!) "And what y'all mean "second favorite"? I should be everyone's favourite!"
Lol :)
Just wanna say, i looked up what the name Cashmere means and what they both said was correct :) Waddles is adorable! :) Gideon is a pig! :) Wreck-it Ralph is amazing! :) And...
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