Some people are missing, some are sharing Oreos and Romulan ale
Kirk: Mr. Sulu eager enthusiasm is an inspiration to us all.
Bones: I would want to try and bluff him at poker
(damn straight doubting Leonard)
Spock: Most efficient at getting Khan to surrender, but I could have done the same thing had I been on the Enterprise.
Uhura: he does an excellent job at whatever it is he does. I mean it's not like he speaks Klingon or anything.
Chekov: he looks very good in a red shirt, too. Very butch,
Pike: Future starship captain in the making.
(That's what I'm talking about)
Admiral Marcus: He would have fired on Khan, even if his captain isn't. He would have handed Khan over to me. Which reminds me, where's Carol.
Pike: I'm guessing with Khan.
(Nero and Scotty sitting beside each other drinking Romulan ale and Oreo cookies)
Nero: I don't know Sulu (shrugs)
Scotty: Now read the card Khan gave you.
Nero: This one?
Scotty: That's it.
Nero: Khan says he likes Mr. Sulu for his forceful and manly threat.
Scotty (reading another card): Carol Marcus likes Mr. Sulu. Doesn't say why. (checks the back of the card) Nope, that's it. I like Mr. Sulu too.
Kirk (exasperated): Why?
Scotty: If Carol doesn't have to say why, why do I?
Kirk: You're supposed to say why.
Scotty: All right yah ravin' mad man. I like Mr. Sulu because he's not a ravin' mad man."
Kirk: Thank-you. Now do you know where Carol Marcus is?"
Nero: powdering her nose.
Scotty: Aye. Powdering her nose.
Nero: Khan's also powdering his nose, I think.
Admiral Marcus: This is your fault, Kirk. I blame it all on you. If you had only listened to me when I said hand him over. Or better yet blew the shit out of him when I told you to.
Pike: Aren't you afraid he'll hear you.
Marcus: I'm in the sequel.
Kirk: So's he.