Disclaimer: sadly, I don't own twilight. I'm just the screaming fan behind you.

Thoughts are in italic.

Cullen Camp

EPOV

After the food fight fiasco, the camp director broke everyone up and as punishment curfew would be 8:00 for the rest of the week. Much groaning and mumbles. By now I wasn't too sure camp would be safe, but then again would anyone call a place with a bored Emmett safe? After taking a long shower I marched up the hill to our cabin, vowing I wouldn't rest until I got payback. If they feared for their lives, they wouldn't be in our cabin, but of course they were.

Awww, Edward it was a joke! A joke! Please don't kill me! I WANT TO LIVE!!! Emmett screamed in his head.

Seriously Edward, a double murder by the celebrity camper would dampen the "outdoor experience", don't you think? Jasper said in his head. I smirked, they feared for their lives, and rightly so. Vaguely I imagined throwing them into the bonfire and watching them burn. However much fun that would be, it was not appropriate. But I WILL get my revenge. Eventually. I stormed into the tiny hut we shared and saw the culprits on the far wall, in a defensive crouch.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?" I yelled. They cringed. "You embarrassed me in front of Bella! I looked liker an idiot standing there! Plus now I'm going to smell like dirty human food for a month!"

"Aw, bro, didn't you see Bella? I would hear her laugh half way through the lake. She thought it was hilarious," Emmett said with a smirk. I glared at him and he shut up. If looks could kill…. Well if they could we all would have been murdered by Esme decades ago.

"You will pay for this mark my words," I said walking to the bathroom to take another shower.

"I'm sooooo scared…" mumbled Emmett. Oh, he will be.

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I used ran across to the girl's side and skidded to a stop beside Bella's cabin. This was always the part I hated, as her delicious scent wafted toward me. I knocked before entering. Alice, Bella and a girl who was probably Robin were all sitting in a circle painting their nails. Alice's doing I'd bet anything.

"Edward!" yelled Bella, running over to me. I grinned and leaned down to kiss her.

"Edward! You're just in time for makeup!" squealed Alice, holding up a vividly pink bag. I shuddered, Bad experience with Alice and makeup…

"No thanks Alice, I'll pass," I said.

"So what are you here for then? Besides to see my Barbie doll?" Alice asked, her eyes mischievous. So she knew that I needed her help to get back at the criminals.

"Well, I want revenge on Jasper and Emmett, but I'll need help making a mastermind plan, and you're the one to see," I said with a smile.

"Yes! I know EXACTLY what to do!" she yelled punching the air. Automatically she pulled out some paper and began scribbled furiously. Robin looked immensely relieved that the makeovers were over for the night. I leaned over to see what she was scribbling and grinned.

"Alice, you're a genius."

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Ok so here's the plan. We were going to duct tape Jasper and Emmett to the wall. More specifically the mess hall front wall. Yes, they do have vampire speed. Yes, they will smell us coming. That's why I had inconspicuously filled our cabin's heaters with the nasty smell of vinegar while they were in the shower. Everyone was waiting outside the door.

I wonder what we'll do today, Edward will probably try and get back at us, ha let him try… wait, is that…?

"What is that STENCH?" yelled Emmett. I could hear the rustling of clothes as he got dressed in vampire speed to escape the smell. Then he and Jasper burst out the door, and before they knew it Alice and me were wrapping them with heavy-duty duct tape. The good thing was they were forced to stay in the duct tape because Robin was there. Kicking and struggling we dragged them to the mess hall and we all taped them to the wood wall. Layer upon layer we rolled out until the tape rose an inch off their bodies. To add the final touch we all piled in for a picture, grinning and pointing at the unfortunate pair we snapped the picture. Then the bell rang and hundreds of hungry campers filed into main camp. Then all at once they stopped, and all at once they collapsed into hysterics. Bella and Robin where rolling on the ground, while me and Alice were leaning on each other for support. Counselors came out to see what the commotion was, and though they tried to hide it they all were giggling madly as they told everyone to go to breakfast. We all went in, Bella was hiccupping. She looked so cute with twigs in her hair. Most of the counselors were missing, probably trying to unstick Jasper and Emmett from the wall. Amongst the many thoughts, I heard one that stuck out like a sore thumb:

HAHAHA! I got to hand it to Cullen, he sure can pull a prank…but he definitely needs some serious changes, good hair for instance…

No, not now, not here! It couldn't be… I stared at the blond, spiky haired teenager that came in the door and slipped into a seat beside MY Bella. Mike Newton.

(A/N) HAHAHAHA! I got the idea for the duct tape to the wall from the wall from my school; we did that to our principal as a fundraiser. The whole time I kept saying to myself, what if we just left her there? R&R please! I want to know everything! But I also need some more prank ideas! I have some that involve raccoons and Jell-O, but I need other ideas too! Help me; my creative psyche needs some ideas!