Chapter 3: Lloyd Learns a Lesson He Won't Soon Forget

Suzaku felt like he had been run over by the Guren. The second he started to wake up he felt like his whole body was one big giant bruise. His chest felt so heavy that it was hard to breathe for a few seconds. Opening his eyes he realized that he was back in his room at the base. Groaning as he tried to sit up he felt to hand gently push him back down.

"Don't even try getting up Suzaku. That crash was a nasty one. Your lucky you don't have a concussion," Cecile scolded as she pulled the blankets back up.

"What happened," Suzaku croaked his voice horse.

"Well the short vision is that while you were battling the Guren and Zero there was sudden a strange black cloud that appeared. It swallowed you three up in seconds and when it cleared the Lancelot had crashed to the ground and the other two Knightmares were just sitting there. The Black Knights reinforcement arrived and took the two and ran. Your cockpit was damaged in the crash so we were force to bring it to open it. When we got you out you were unconscious, but other then a few a bumps and bruises you appear completely fine… except for one little issue of course," Cecil mumbled softly

Suzaku frowned and asked, "What one little issue?"

"Well you see… um… how do I put this? You sort of are… what I mean is that you got… Oh dear," Cecile stumbled of her words as she tried to explain what had happened to Suzaku.

"Oh Cecile just spit it out already. I'm sure Suzaku can handle the truth. I doubt this changed hehehe 'his' personality," Lloyd snickered as he walked into the room.

"LLOYD!"

"What happened to me!?" Suzaku cried as he sat up in shock only to gasp in shock, "Why is my voice so dawn high!?"

"Hehehe well it seems that what ever that black cloud was it changed your very genetic code and ended up reversing your very physical make up," Lloyd explained with a silly smile.

"Huh?" Suzaku asked confused.

"It changed your gender Suzaku or I should say Suzako," Lloyd ended with a smirk.

Suzaku was silent for a moment when 'he' noticed that Lloyd was staring creepily at his chest. Looking down 'he' saw two lumps poking out of his shirt. Suzaku lifted hand gently poked at the lumps. They were squishy, but firm at the same time and were clearly connected to 'his' body. The next the thing 'he' noticed was that the area between 'his' legs felt oddly empty. Almost as if the thing that gave 'him' a right to call him self a man was gone. Moving 'his' legs a little 'he' realized that it was in fact gone.

"Suzaku are you okay," Cecile asked gently.

Those for words set off an explosion.

"OH MY F*****G GOD! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME!"

On the other side of the base Guilford and the three surviving Glaston Knights looked up in surprise.

"Sounds like Kururugi is awake," Guilford stated calmly.

"Told you he would freak out. Pay up," David said with his hand held out toward his brother Edgar.

"I thought Kururugi had more self control then that," Edgar mumbled disappointedly as he handed over his hard earned cash."

"It doesn't matter how much self control he has. No man would not have meltdown if he woke up and found that he had somehow been changed into a woman," Claudio stated as he shook his head at his brother's stupidity.

Meanwhile

"Suzaku you need to calm down!" Cecile exclaimed as she tried to keep the injured teen in bed.

Suzaku wrestled her way out the bed and continued, "Do not tell me to calm down! I'm missing my f*****g d**k for god sake and I grew boobs! Last time I checked a guy can't just grow boobs and his d**k can't just disappear!"

"Oh come now Suzaku it not the end of the world," Lloyd stated with a wave of his hand, "It not like your gender had anything to do with the piloting skills so you can still pilot the Lancelot at least. Of course with your new height we will have to recalibrate the height of the chair and the placement of the controls so you can still reach them."

"Are you serious? There is no way I'm getting back in Lancelot until we find out what the hell happened to me and fix it," Suzaku growled as she began to calm down.

"I am completely serious. I don't care if you're a man or a woman only that you are the best pilot for the Lancelot so it doesn't really matter to me if you ever get changed back. Who cares if you're a woman it not like it really makes that much of a difference," Lloyd said with offhanded shrug.

"Lloyd stop it," Cecile scolded as she tried to get back in bed.

"It make a big difference Lloyd," Suzaku sneered, "You know why?"

"No, Why," the scientist asked curiously.

"Because if I was still a man I wouldn't be able to bring myself to do this," Suzaku explained as she gave Lloyd a kick were sun didn't shine.

"Oi," Lloyd squeaked out as he went to his knees cradling his package.

"Lloyd are you alright," Cecile gasped as she went to her boss's aid.

Suzaku took a deep breath and said, "Wow I feel better. I've honestly wanted to that for while now so I guess there's a bright side to this after all."

Lloyd just groaned and squeaked, "Yeah bright side. Not!"