A/N: Warning! This chapter has a few bad words that appear frequently and a few sexual implications so if you are not able to handle bad words or naughty things that might be said or done press the back button and go find another story. Also, as frequently neglect this, I do not own Naruto or any of the lyrics or songs that appear...unless otherwise (starts thinking evil things)...but until then me no owny.

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Whew! We made it back for another karaoke night.

(The crowd gave cheered unenthusiastically)

Oh come on; get a pulse! You know what, Sakura get your ass on stage!

Sakura: What happened to the randomizer!?

This is my hosted karaoke night so I do the hell I want! Now get your ass on stage and song randomizer start!

(Sakura, reluctantly stepped on stage and grabbed the mic. She shook in anticipation as the words appeared on screen)

That old dog has chained you up all right

(Sakura began swaying to the music)

Give you everything you need
To live inside a twisted cage
Sleep beside in empty rage

I had a dream I was your hero

Damn I wish I was your lover
I'd rock you till the daylight comes
Make sure you are smiling and warm
I am everything
Tonight I'll be your mother
I'll do such things to ease your pain
Free your mind and you won't feel ashamed

Oh, oh

Open up gonna come inside
Gonna fill you up
Make you cry

Gonna make you cry

This bloke can't stand to see you black and blue

I give you something sweet each time you
Come inside my jungle book
It's just too good

Don't say you'll stay
'Cause then you go away

Damn I wish I was your lover
I'll rock you till the daylight comes
Make sure you are smiling and warm
I am everything
Tonight I'll be your mother
I'll do such things to ease your pain
Free your mind and you won't feel ashamed

Shucks
For me there is no other
You're the only shoe that fits
I can't imagine I'll grow out of it
Damn, oh, I wish I was your lover

Sasuke, I wish I was your lover
I'll rock you till the daylight comes
Forget about those tramps and b…
Sluts…they're all over you
I'll make you forget about themI'll do such things to ease your pain
Free your mind and come home with me

(The real lyrics continued to scroll as Sakura sung some more)

Come on Sasuke
Let me in

(Sakura took off her jacket and twirled it around in the air)

Let me in
Come inside my jungle book
It's just too good

(Sakura moved more provocatively; obviously showing signs she had some of the spiked punch too. She held the note, surprisingly sustaining it for a long minute)

I sat on the mountainside with peace of mind

I lay by the ocean making love to her with visions clear
Walked for days with no one near
And I return as chained and bound to you

Damn I wish I was your lover
I'll rock you till the daylight comes
Make sure you are smiling and warm

Damn I wish I was your lover
Open up gonna come inside
Gonna fill you up
Make you cry

Damn I wish I was your lover
Getting on the subway and I'm coming uptown
Damn I wish I was your lover
Standing on a street corner waiting for my love to changeDamn I wish I was your lover

I want you
I want you Sasuke
I want you bad

That's all for Sakura tonight! She's going to go home and take needed rest.

Damn I wish I had your love

Sakura the song's over.

Damn…

Let it go!