A/N:
Hey loyal readers! I have to tell you that my Kimiko is NOT the one from Xiolin Showdown, ok?
Also, in this chapter, since I'm getting more questions for the Furious Five, this chapter is dedicated to them alright? Anyways, here is the Furious Five… again to answer YOUR questions, as many as possible without making this any longer than it has to be ok?
(Lights turn on above Kimiko's and the Furious Five's head)
Kimiko: Hello People! Kimiko here with the Furious Five again to answer some more of your, yes your, questions!
Tai Lung: I thought I was going to answer MY questions this time!
Kimiko: Well, your not, today at least.
Tai Lung: Aw…
Kimiko: Ok fine, you can answer YOUR questions today too *Evil grin*
Tai Lung: Thanks *sees evil grin* um… I think….
Kimiko: Ok first set of questions are from Dracoess,
Everyone: Again?
Kimiko: Yes, again.
Everyone: YAY!!!
Kimiko: Ok, she says:
'Hey Kimiko,It's Dracoess again, I hope that everything is going good for you. I have some more Crane: Have you ever wanted to cook some food after tasting Po's cooking, and have you ever tasted Po's father cooking?
Master Mantis: Have you ever wonder what it would be the size of Master Crane, or Master Monkey, or even the lovely Master Tigress?
Master Monkey: Would you conciter trying to hide your cookies in a different place with some other stinky stuff around them? Also do you like any other masters or any one else?
Tai Lung: Have you ever had any other dreams? How did you like having your tail handed to you by Master Po?'
We will start with Crane!
Crane: If you ever tasted Po's cooking, you would never want to eat anything else! Except Mr. Ping's cooking, his was so good Master Shifu hired him as the official Head Chef in the Jade Palace!
Kimiko: Ok, Mantis's turn!
Mantis: I have considered it, but then I thought, 'What would be stranger, me being a giant bug and inspiring more movies, or Master Shifu dancing and twirling and singing 'Kung Fu Fighting?'
Everyone: *Laughs*
Kimiko: Ok, Monkey? Spotlight!
Monkey: I have actually tried that! But everytime I do, Po always manages to find them! Grr... PO! I WILL KILL YOU FOR EATING MY COOKIES!!!!
(In a kitchen far, far away)
Po: *shivers*
Ping: Po? You ok?
Po: Yeah, I guess, it's becoming a regular thing.
Ping: Ok Po.
(back on stage)
Monkey: And I think all the other Masters are great *thinks this part* Tigress is even greater though!
Kimiko: Ok, Tai Lung, your turn.
Tai Lung: Yes, I have some other dreams, in my sleep! Actually I always dreamt to find my one true place where I belong.
Kimiko: I'm having a Lilo & Stitch sensation here...
Tai Lung: Who?
Kimiko: Never mind.
Tai Lung: Ok, and I was really angry when THAT BIG, FAT PANDA DEFEATED ME! PO!!! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!
(the kitchen theme again)
Po: *shivers* Again? I must be loved by a lot of people!
(On stage)
Kimiko: o...k? Onto the next set of questions, these are from Drama sapphire.
Everyone but Kimiko: Not her!
Kimiko: Yes her!
Everyone but Kimiko: Aw...
Kimiko: Ok, she writes:
'Ha ha! This is so darn funny! Poor Po! Ok here's more questions:
Master Tigress: Stop denying that you don't love Po. What will you do if you caught Viper kissing Po? Oh and please sing "Evacuate the dancefloor from Cascada" with Tai Lung & Mantis?
Master Viper: If Mantis drive you crazy more than ever, are you gonna chase him aroung like a raging bull while Mantis screams like a girl?
Master Mantis: Do you have a crush on Viper besides being scared of her?
Master Crane: Does it bother you a lot when Po kept on making too much noise every night in the Jade Palace? Also, are you mad at him for ruinging your caligraphy painting every week?,
Tigress? Why are you banging your head on the table and mumbling? And answer your question.
Tigress: Gr... WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I LOVE PO! I ONLY LIKE HIM AS A FRIEND! I LOVE-
*Crash!*
Kimiko: What was that?
Tigress: I don't know, can I sing 'Evacuate the Dancefloor' from Cascada now?
Tai Lung: *re-reads letter* WITH ME AND MANTIS?!?!?!
Mantis: Hubba-wha?
Everyone but Tigress, Tai Lung, and Mantis: Sing it!
Tigress, Tai Lung, and Mantis: Fine!
Tai Lung: I won't like it though...
(Tigress)
Turn up the music
Let's get out on the floor
I'll let it move it
Come and give me some more
Watch me getting physical and out of control
There's people watching me
I never miss a beat
(Tai Lung)
Steal the night
Kill the lights
Feel it under your skin
Time is right
Keep it tight
'Cause it's pulling you in
Wrap it up
Can't stop 'cause it feels like an overdose
(Feels like an overdose)
(Mantis)
Oh, oh, evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh, I'm infected by the sound
Oh, oh, stop, this beat is killing me
Hey Mister DJ let the music take me underground
(Everybody!)
Oh, oh, evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh, I'm infected by the sound
(Everybody in the club!)
Oh, oh, stop, this beat is killing me
Hey Mister DJ come burn this place right down to the ground
(Tigress)
My body's aching
System overload
Temperature's rising
I'm about to explod
Watch me I'm intoxicated
Taking the show
It got me hypnotized
Everybody step aside
(Tai Lung)
Steal the night
Kill the lights
Feel it under your skin
Time is right
Keep it tight
'Cause it's pulling you in
Wrap it up
Can't stop cause it feels like an overdose
(Feels like an overdose)
(Mantis)
Oh, oh, evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh, I'm infected by the sound
Oh, oh, stop, this beat is killing me
Hey Mister DJ let the music take me underground
(Everybody!)
Oh, oh, evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh, I'm infected by the sound
(Everybody in the club!)
Oh, oh, stop, this beat is killing me
Hey Mister DJ come burn this place right down to the ground
(Tigress)
Come on and evacuate
Feel the clubbers heating up
Move on and accelerate
Push it to the top
Come on and evacuate
Feel the clubbers heating up
Move on and accelerate
You don't have to be afraid
(Tai Lung and Mantis)
Now guess who's back with a brand new track
That got everybody in the club going mad
So everybody in the back get your back up on the wall
And just shake that thang
Go crazy, yo lady, yo baby
Let me see you work that thing
Let me see you take it to the dancefloor, yo
(Everyone!)
Evacuate the dancefloor
(Everybody in the club!)
I'm infected by the sound
(Everybody in the club!)
Stop, this beat is killing me
Hey Mister DJ let the music take me underground
(Tigress, Tai Lung, and Mantis)
Oh, oh, evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh, I'm infected by the sound
Oh, oh, stop, this beat is killing me
Hey Mister DJ let the music take me underground
(Everybody!)
Oh, oh, evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh, I'm infected by the sound
(Everybody!)
Oh, oh, stop, this beat is killing me
Hey Mister DJ come burn this place right down to the ground
Kimiko: Wow! You three have great voices!
Monkey: Yours was the best Tigress!
Tigress: *blush* Thanks Monkey.
Tai Lung: What about me?
Kimiko: Yours was awsome!
Tai Lung: Thank you!
Everyone: YAY!!!! GREAT SONG!!!
Kimiko: Ok, Viper's turn!
Viper: If Mantis did anything to me, I would do that!
Mantis: I don't scream like a little girl.
(Tai Lung sneaks behind him)
Tai Lung: BOO!
Mantis: *screams like a little girl*
Everyone: *laughs*
Mantis: Not cool!
Kimiko: Ok, Mantis? Show time!
Mantis: I like Viper, but only as a friend! Not as the date, since she and Po are always hugging and kissing when they think no one's looking.
Viper: *Blush* Shut up!
Mantis: *Snickers*
Kimiko: Quit it. Ok, Crane's turn!
Crane: Well, it kind of does bother me when I'm trying to write a super important scroll and Po comes in saying stuff like 'Crane! Master Shifu's eyes are really HUGE!' or 'Crane! The toilet's backed up again! I wonder why it always do that after I used it'!
Everyone: *laughs at the last one*
Kimiko: Alright this question is from klonoakazeno:
'Nice story, here`s some questions for Tai Lung: How long did it take you to learn the thousand scrolls of kung fu, are you ashamed that Po beat you, and what was your first reaction when Po actually sat on your face at the beginning of your fight when you were bouncing on the stairs? I just want to know.'
Tai Lung: No need to cue me. It took me 17 years to master the 1000 scrolls, and the only reason I got defeated by that panda is because I let my anger control me. Now I have angry managment classes!
(Anger Manangment Classroom)
Teacher: Ugh! Note to self! NEVER GIVE TAI LUNG THE PANDA DOLL! I hope he doesn't destroy the building... again.
(On stage)
Kimiko: Ok, Oh! *picks up a letter from an anonomous source* What's this? *reads out loud*
'Dear Kimiko,
Did you know that Tai Lung has never been kissed? Or that he sleeps with a teddy bear and sucks his thumb when he goes to sleep? Or that he has a mortal fear of the number 2?
From,
Commander Vachir'
Everyone: ...
Mantis: You NEVER kissed a girl?
Crane: Your afraid of the number 2?
Tai Lung: *mini-scream*
Viper: You sleep with a teddy bear and suck your thumb?
Tai Lung: VACHIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
(Chor-Gohm)
(Screaming in the distace: VACHIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Vachir: *laughs* Guess he got the note!
(On stage)
Mantis: YOU NEVER KISSED A GIRL?!?! *Laughs*
Tai Lung: So? It's pointless!
Mantis: Yeah, but you ain't a man till you kiss a girl! *laughs some more*
Tai Lung: :'(
Kimiko: Ok, stop being mean Mantis! And he has kissed a girl!
Everyone including Tai Lung: He has?
Kimiko: Yeah. *quickly kisses Tai Lung* See?
Tai Lung: *Faints*
Mantis: Never saw that one coming!
Kimiko: Ok, next question is from NCISgirl2:
'Don't worry I will ask him to do some thing embarrasing to do: Wear a leotard pink tutu while riding the Unicycle and jugging look forword to it!'
Tai Lung: *awakes* WHAT?!?!?!?
Kimiko: Do it! Or else...*finger hovers over the button(see chapter one)*
Tai Lung: Fine! *puts on a pink leotard/tutu, rides a unicycle while juggling around the room until he falls off, the balls bounce off his head*
Everyone: *Laughs*
Tai Lung: NEVER COMING BACK HERE AGAIN!
Kimiko: Please stay *Looks at him with big, starry eyes*
Tai Lung: Fine! But I'm going to the Corner of Despair!
Kimiko: Ok! Next question is from Wendy1996!
'Question for Tigress: Do you have any other talents beside Kung Fu? Have you ever wanted to do any thing other than Kung Fu?'
Tigress: I do have a talent for singing, as you can see. And all I ever wanted to do is Kung Fu.
Kimiko: Ok, next question is from Animation Universe 2005!
'I got a question: Which member of the Five gets on everyone's nerves easily? Please add this question to this story.
--A.U. '05'
Everyone: *looks at Mantis*
Mantis: What?
Tigress: You really are irratating.
Viper: You make perverted jokes a lot.
Crane: You always try to look in Kimiko's room.
Kimiko: WHAT?!?!
Tai Lung from Corner of Despair: WHAT?!?!?! *punches Mantis*
Mantis: Ow...
Kimiko: *eye twitches*
Mantis: *nervous chuckle* he... he... *runs away to Japan*
Kimiko: Anyways, we are out of time! Next time, ask Shifu ANY and ALL questions! JUST SHIFU!!!!!
(Curtain falls)
Wow, this is way longer than my last chapter! Sorry for any OOC-ness! And I bet you caught that Tigress/Monkey thing right? How about Po/Vipress? Tai Lung/Kimiko? Huh? Huh? Liked this chapter? then REVIEW!!!!
Tai Lung: That was a fun chapter!
Me: Your just saying that because Kimiko (Me in Kung Fu Panda, remember?) kissed you.
Tai Lung: Yep! Except that Vachir sent that note! Gr.... I'M GOING TO KILL YOU VACHIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *roll eyes* Any more speaking, and I'll have to put the Beads from Inuyasha on you!
Tai Lung: Whatever!
Me: Don't say I didn't warn you! *Places said Beads on Tai Lung* Sit, boy!
Tai Lung: *Sits on the ground, HARD* OW!!!!!
Me: Remember to review! Also note that the recuring themes of Po being threatened, then a scene of him shivering, Tigress trying to say that the one she loves is, then being cut off. Thank you. REVIEW!!!!!!