Okay Everyone! I'm back with Chapter Three! This is the chapter where... Well... I'm not giving anything away. Read and find out whats in this chapter!

To: NARUTO001
This may be my last InoXDeidara story, it all depends on what the fans want.

To: FreeFallJumper
Thanks so much for the cookies! I agree, reviewers should give out cookies and writers should give out pancakes! D -hands FreeallJumper a large pancake-

Endless.Nonsense: Since Deidara is being a baka, and won't say it anymore, I will. I do not own Naruto, or any of the characters. I am just borrowing them for the time being, to write a story many people seem to like.
Deidara: Hey! You're such a glory-hog. Yeah.
Endless.Nonsense: You hate saying it, so I stopped your pain. Maybe I'll get Cody to say it!
Deidara: Not that damned kid... Doesn't he find-
Endless.Nonsense: Shut up Deidara! Let the fans find out on theor own!
Deidara: Whatever... Yeah.

"Ino, now that the boy is asleep, we can finaly talk freely, yeah." Deidara sat down on the stone floor of his bedroom, looking at the sleeping boy on the bed. He envied how the young boy could sleep so soundly. His gaze was diverted to Ino, who was sitting on the edge of the bed. Her blonde hair was out of it's ponytail, and fallig from her shoulder, along her arm. She turned to him, and smiled the same smile that had always made his heart flutter.

"What would you like to talk about?" Ino slid off of the bed to sit beside him. Ino rested her head on his shoulder lovingly. She felt Deidara put his arm around her. She suddenly felt warm and safe, as she did whenever they sat like this. Her eyes slid closed as Ino's mind began to fill with thoughts of the last time they had met, and the kiss he had given her. Ino's mind tended to cross that train of thought regularily over the passed two years. At the moment where time nearly stood still, when thier lips touched for the first time. She sighed happily as She felt Deidara squeeze her lightly, snapping her out of her daydream. "Hm?"

"I need to know more about Cody's Father. I left him a letter saying the Akatsuki took his soon-to-be-wife and son, yeah. I need to know everything about him that you do, so if he comes to take you away from me, I can stop him, yeah." Deidara was now staring at the ground under him. The Feudal Lord of the Steel Village was a very strong shinobi, his attacks are mainly steel-based. That is all Deidara knew. He felt Ino squirm slightly under his arm, so he looked at her, resting his chin on her head.

Ino snuggled into him. She would never want anyone to take her away from Deidara again. There was no way in hell Ino was going to let that happen. "He would do anything for those he loves, and he attacks using taijutsu. He has extremely high defences because he uses a justu to make his skin as hard as metal." Ino yawned. "I should be getting to sleep though. Tomorrow, Tobi will know about me coming here. And knowing him, he will find a way to try and play a trick on me when you're not looking..." She laughed slightly, stretching out her legs, preparing them for usage.

Deidara nodded, kissing the top of her head. "Alright. Where would you like to sleep tonight? You shouldn't take the couch, Hidan always wakes up early, and I don't trust what he will do to you in your sleep. That child is taking up most of the bed, and I will not let you sleep on the floor, yeah"

Ino pointed to a large crate in the corner, as it suddenly transformed into a comfortable-looking cot. "It's the best I can do." She stood up and began walking over to the small cot. She sat down on the edge, as she looked at Deidara. "I'm sorry for making you sleep on the couch all the time."

Deidara simply grinned, running up to lay down on the cot. "I can always sleep beside you, yeah."

Ino laughed quietly, hoping Cody didn't wake up. "This is just like last time!"

Deidara's grin widened as he reached for Ino's hand. "But I'm not going to do anything! I'm not a pervert! Yeah!" He grabbed her hand, the mouth of his palm opening, it's tongue threatening to lick her smooth skin. Deidara let go of her hand, not wanting to have his own hand prove him wrong.

"Maybe once Lord Hochi takes Cody. We don't want the little boy to think anything." Ino answered, a large grin on her face. She heard a small 'fine' coming from Deidara. She giggled and leaned over, kissing his cheek. "Goodnight, Deidara."

A smile appeared on his face as he sat up, getting off of the cot. He walked slowly towards the door, then turned to face Ino, watching her lay back on the cot. "Ino, just so you know, I braught you some pajamas. Your clothes are in the same corner as last time, yeah." She sat up, walked to the other side of the room, picked up some of her pajamas, and threw them to her cot. Deidara watched as she walked over to him, and hugged him tightly. He wrapped his arms around her waist. "Ino..."

"Deidara..." She whispered. She leaned up to kiss him again, when she froze, hearing a quiet voice coming from across the room.

"Fuku-Chan, who is Ino?"

Ino was thinking quickly. A Nickname? No... He might tell his father, an his father might know who I am! Her thoughts were interupted by Deidara, who spoke. "Ino is Fuku's middle name. I call her by that so not many people know she is the Princess. If people know that, then they might try and kill her, yeah."

Cody rolled over, getting out of bed. "Fuku-Chan, why are you kissing him? I thought you loved daddy." He took a few steps towards the blonde couple standing at the doorway.

Ino looked at Deidara in desperation. "Cody, I do... It's just... Deidara is..." She wasn't expecting the child to wake up. Ino was out of ideas, and couldn't think if a good enough lie.

"Cody, you're dreaming. If you get back into bed, me and Fuku-Chan will give you ice cream tomorrow. Yeah." Deidara explained. His arms were still wrapped around Ino protectively, as if there were a dangerous beast behind her, instead of a five year old boy.

The young boys face lit up with pure joy. "Ice cream? Oh boy!" He ran back towards the bed, and dived into it, closing his eyes. "Right when I wake up in the morning, okay?"

Ino laughed and smiled. "Alright Cody."

"Can we go see Daddy afterwards? I want him to meet Deidara!"

The two blondes stiffened. "Um... He will come to pick you up in a few days, yeah." Deidara answered. He then rested his head on Ino's shoulder, whispering in her ear. "You don't really love the Lord, do you?"

Ino turned her head to stare at him. She grabbed his arm, dragging him out the door with her. Once they stepped into the dimly-lit hallway, Deidara could see the serious look on her face. He closed the door behind them. He was getting ready for her to shout at him, but her reply came calmly, and lovingly. "Deidara, I love you, and only you. Nothing will change that."

Deidara felt a smile play across his lips as he picked Ino up bridal-style, walking down the hallway. "Okay! We will go and tell the world! Yeah!" At the confused look on Ino's face, his smile turned into a sly grin, somewhat like Naruto's. "You'll see."

Ino felt the soft tongue's on his palms tickling the sensative skin on her thigh. She giggles and poked Deidaras chest, giving him a warning signal to stop. She watched as his grin simply widened. He came to a crack in the wall, and he set Ino down, and immediately she rubbed her leg. "Deidara!"

"What?" He gave her a look of innocence, which nobody would believe. An akatsuki member, innocent? Pfft. Yeah right. He saw the disbelief in Inos eyes, and prepared himself for her punch, which came lightly over his left arm. "You taste really sweet, Ino." He held up his hand and grinned at her. "Yeah."

Ino crossed her arms, giving him a look of disbelief. "Why are we here, Deidara?"

He grinned, grabbing her hand, his licking hers again, as he pushed hers into the amall crack, as her hand seeme to melt into the wall. "I want to show you my little getaway spot, yeah. Nobody knows about it, except for you and I. Danna used to, but, once he died..." His voice trailed off, but he pushed Ino through the wall playfully.

Ino felt as if she were swimming underwater, she was afraid to breath and it felt like there were weights placed on her body. She looked around desperately for Deidara.

Deidara was laying on his back, grinning at her. "Isn't this place great? I made it myself, yeah." He made motions like he was swimming, and was soon directly infront of her. "Nobody can bug us in here Ino. Yeah." Deidara saw her face growing red, and he knew she wasn't breathing. "Ino, you can breath in here... Yeah."

Ino took a breath inwards, and felt as if her lungs were filling with liquid. She shook her head franticaly, begging for air. She closed her eyes tightly as she felt a sharp pain in her chest. Ino knew her lungs were begging for the oxygen she couldn't supply them. Ino looked up at the boy beside her, who had a look of confusion plastured on his face.

"Can't you breath underwater, yeah?"

Ino shook her head violently, her vision was going blurry as she felt hersself growing dizzy. Her vision darkened until she couldn't see anything, she only felt herself dropping through the weird water-like substance the two shinobi were floating in. She then felt arms wrap around her waist. Deidara... She thought to herself. Ino then felt his lips press against hers lightly. Great time for a kiss, baka! Ino mentaly screamed. She soon felt her lips parting, and her lungs were filling with oxygen.

Deidara didn't want to break apart from her, buthe knew he had to get her out of there. He quickly used his legs to propel himself towards the exit of his secret-hideaway. He soon felt himself sprawled out along the cold stone hallway of the Akatsuki Headquarters. He held Ino protectively in his arms as he prayed he had gotten to her in time to save her.

Ino's eyes flickered open and she looked at the dark fabric of Deidaras cloak. She hugged him tightly, snuggling her face into his chest. "Deidara... Thank you."

A smile spread across the Shinobis face as his grip on her tightened. "Ino, if I lost you... I don't know what I would do, yeah." He sat up, looking down at her. "You should get back to the boy... Get some rest... We have to go out for ice cream, remember? Yeah."

Ino stood up, she was't looking at Deidara, because she didn't want him to see the pain in her eyes. "Deidara, his father will come... I know Hochi well enough to know he would do anything to protect his family... He might try to kill you... I can't have that..."

Deidara felt his heart drop into his stomach. "Wh-what are you talking about, Ino? That, you don't want to be here with me?" He stood up, taking a step towards her.

Ino turned to look at him, her bright blue eyes filled with tears. She closed her eyes, trying to stop them from flowing. "Deidara, please, don't think that... It's just, I don't want you to get hurt! I seriously want this plan to work, then we can be together, happily. But, Lord Hochi is strong, what if he hurts you? It would be all my fault, I wouldn't be able to forgive myself!" She choked back a sob, but to no avail. It echoed through the dark, abandoned hallways, bouncing off of the walls back at the two blondes.

Deidara hated it when she cried, yet didn't know how to comfot her. He slowly wraped his arms around her waist, pulling her into a tight hug. "Ino, I promise you, I will not fight him, and i will not get hurt, yeah." He felt Ino melt onto his shoulder, her cries muffled into the dark cloak. He started rubbing her back calmly, trying to calm her down. He heard footsteps coming from down the hallway, Deidara felt Ino instantly let go.

Ino felt his arms unwind from her as soon as she let go of him. They were both looking into the darkness of the hallway, awaiting the newcomer. The steps grew louder, and quicker. "Deidara-Senpai! Ino-Chan!"

Ino recognised this voice all too well. "Tobi!" Ino saw the figure of the spikey haired boy emerge from the darkness.

Tobi was still wearing that familiar orange mask, that went perfectly with the black cloak. Ino smiled at him as Tobi dived onto her in a tight embrace. "I missed you!"

Ino raised an eyebrow, lightly hugging him back. "Tobi, I thought you hated me..."

Tobi let her go instantly, mostly because Deidara grabbed him forceably by the back of his cloak, dragging him away from Ino. "Tobi, hands off! Yeah!"

Tobi looked at Ino, then at Deidara, then back to Ino. "I did, until I saw how miserable Deidara-Senpai was after you left... I tried to cheer him up, but he only got angry with me. When he told me he was going to get you back yesterday, he wouldn't stop smiling. It was the first time I had seen him smile since you were last here... You made my Senpai happy again!"

Ino felt her face burning and she knew she was blushing a bright red. "Is this true?"

Tobi nodded happily. "Yup! Tobi doesn't lie, because Tobi is a good boy!"

Ino turned to Deidara, who had a bright blush on his face. "Tobi, you weren't supposed to tell her that, yeah..."

A loud voice was soon heard schoing through the halls, it said clearly "All Akatsuki members please report to the main room immediately for an emergancy meeting."

"Ino, go back to your room. I will meet you there in the morning... Yeah." Deidara tapped her nose, and she vanished. "Tobi, let's go."

Tobi watched as Deidara walked directly passed him, then he followed obidiently. "Deidara-Senpai, do you know why Leader is calling for an important gathering?"

Deidara shook his head in slight confusion. "I have no clue. He hasn't done this since you became a member, yeah." Deidara stared at the ground while thinking quickly to himself. Did someone die? Or is there a new member? Both? Hmm... Deidara pushed open the doors leading into the main room, seeing Zetsu, Kisame and Itachi sitting at the table, Hidan and Kakuzu were sitting on the couch. Deidara walked over to the couch, sitting infront of it cross-legged, he watched Tobi do the exact same thing.

"Where is Reiah?" Hidan asked.

Kakuzu scowled. "She is probably with Leader... She is his partner you know."

Hidan nodded, his eyes scanning the front of the room where a large mirror stood. Two-way mirror. Leader could see them, but they couldn't see him. "Right. So, another day that we do not get to see her face?"

Deidara nodded this time. "Exactly."

Tobi was leaning from side to side in anxioty, he wanted to know why the Leader had called this meeting.

The voice came across the room like speakers were planted everywhere. Leaders voice. "Looks like everyone is here... Perfect. I would like to greet you all here,seeing as I haven't seen you all tigether since the death of Sasori of the Red Sands, and the annitiation of Tobi."

Tobi waved at the mirror, and put his hand down after getting a swift whack from Deidara. "Oww! Senpai!"

"Serves you right, yeah."

"Anyways, as you all know, Orochimaru had left us a long time ago, keeping his ring. He became the Kage of his own village, accepting only strong shinobi into it, in attempts to destroy Konoha, because we wouldn't." Leader paused from behind the glass, taking a deep breath. "Well, he has recruited one person from Konoha to be the successor of his ring, and that person is here today, as the new member of the Akatsuki."

Kisame growled angrily. "Don't you dare tell me that it is Kabuto, I'll kill him on the spot by ripping out his-"
Leader interrupted his death threat by clearing his throat loudly. "Kisame! Stop! It is not Kabuto."

At this point, a female voice was heard, almost as loud as the first. "Everyone, I would like you to meet the newest S-Class criminal from Konoha..."

Konoha... a light of warning flashed infront of Deidaras eyes. No, it couldn't be... Here? Fuck!

"Your new team-mate, Sasuke Uchiha!" The female finished. Reiah always had a way to crush Deidaras hopes.

Itachi punched the table he was sitting at, snapping it in half. "Leader, you can't do this!"

At this time, there was a wall of smoke coming from infront of the mirror, and a figure stepped out of it. He was tall, with black eyes (That resemble Itachis), dark raven coloured hair (That resembles Itachis), and a look of monotone on his face (That resembles Itachis). "What the hell, Leader! Are we raising the last born of the Uchihas here?!" It was not Deidara who spoke-To his own amazement- Tobi had stood up, screaming at the mirror.

Sasuke forced a grin off of his face almost as soon as it came, his hand flying to his Katana in the most threatening way. Deidara stood up, glaring at Sasuke. "You touch my partner, I will personally kill you, yeah."

Sasuke took a few steps towards Deidara, as if completely unaware that all of the Akatsuki were staring at him. Sasuke looked him up and down, shaking his head. "And she chose you, over me?"

Deidara deliberately knew he was talking about Ino. His blood was boiling, he had to yell at him, but he would not show Leader that this girl was his weakness. "Uchiha, get one thing straight. She just came to me in her time of need, when you kissed the pink-haired one. Yeah."

"Sakura? She kissed me. I left Konoha the day after you had taken Ino, to train, and kill off Orochimaru, and him..." Sasuke pointed to Itachi lifelessly, then hung his arm again.

"Look, you try anything, and I swear I will-"

Deidara was inturrupted by Sasuke laughing. "You know, the steel village was raided by the Sound, we killed everyone, and took everything. I found this on the Feudal Lords desk, only to find that the man we wanted to kill, was looking for his future wife, and child." Sasuke pulled out the note that Deidara had written for Lord Hochi. "Deidara of Iwa, Are you hiding a mother and a child?"

Deidara shook his head. "Sasuke, you have wrong information. I am hiding Ino, and the boy she is looking after. Nobody has a child but the Feudal Lord. Yeah."

"So you're saying that Princess Fuku isn't here?" Sasuke raised an eyebrow, as if interrogating Deidara.

Deidara sighed, responding easily. "Nope. Only Ino Yamanaka. The girl you threw away! Yeah!"

"Deidara, tisk tisk..." Sasuke said, taunting him.

"Don't talk to Senpai like that, you spoiled brat!" Tobi stood up, seeming to glare at Sasuke. Nobody can tell through that mask.

"You will not touch either of them, or I will eat you." Zetsu stood up, showing his anger for everyone to see.

"Whoa, calm down. Technically, I am just an illusion..." Sasuke grinned.

Deidaras eyes widened. "No... You aren't..."

Sasuke nodded. "Deidara, welcome to Lord Hochi's Genjutsu, made to feel even more real then Itachis Sharingan!"

Muahahaha.
I feel so evil! Depriving you all of the next chapter, then ending it in a cliffhanger!

Anyways, I'm sorry if it was totaly random, and yes, I know Prince Hochi got there quickly... It's only like, the first day. But still, my creation is my reality, and in my reality, this all made sense.

Deidara: Shut up, yeah.
Endless.Nonsense: Fine. Only because my fingers hurt from typing this so early in the morning.

Toodles! I hope you enjoyed this!