Hello! I apologise for the late update, I ran into a case of writers block and had to re-write everything in first person.

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Guest: Nah, they still have to buy 'Bee. I'd imagine that 'Bee would have monitored the Witwicky family and just used the fact that Sam was getting a car as an excuse to be able to get closer to the glasses. Since 'Bee was told to go with the original plan, the girls will still have to buy him. And here's your update :)

Jazz's lil ninja: Thank you :) Jazz's fate has yet to be decided so I'll leave it as a surprise for now ;)

Chapter 3: Preparations

If I were to die in a month, I would be the happiest person to die, minus the whole dying bit. I mean to be in the Transformers dimension and be the protagonist, it like a complete dream come true for me. I would always read those fanfics about people dimension hopping by one mean or another and every time I read them I would be longing to be in their position. And hell, look at me now!

I felt a sharp jab in my side, I looked up to see that Darcie had just elbowed me in the ribs; bringing me back to reality, well as close to reality this whole situation seemed to be. After walking out of Sam's room we decided to hold a little meeting over what we were going to do over the next few days. Adelina was standing in front of and glaring at me for zoning out.

"As I was saying, first priority is to find the glasses and money. Once we have them we pretty much just go with the flow of events I guess, but I would suggest we get a basic plan for what the hell we're going to do 'cause I don't know about you two, but I really don't want to be walking blind into this and dying."

I had butterflies in my stomach and a hell of a lot of them too; I felt that if I simply hopped I would float away. I felt so… so giddy it was unbelievable. I don't think the other two felt it to the same extent I did; I was the Transformers fan here, not the kind that knew everything; the kind that watched every different version there is, owned every toy, knew every single line to each movie. Me, I somewhat learnt the lines of the first movie, but not word for word, I didn't own any transformers merchandise, save my soundtracks, and all I have ever watched is the movies and a small chunk of animated. I'm a small fry fan compared to others and what I've gathered from Adelina and Darcie; they can't tell the difference between Sentinel Prime and The Fallen, which is worrying. Especially if we get split up.

"Well….. Where do we start looking?" Darcie asked, breaking the silence.

"I'd imagine that the glasses would be in Sam's room and possible his half of the money too and Ron's half would be in his room I guess." I spoke up as I picked at my index finger nail trying to get a persistent spec of dirt from underneath it.

"Then we start looking there then. I'll look in Ron and Judy's room, and you two can look through Sam's." Adelina declared before walking out of the room to begin the search.

We sat there for a few minutes wait for one of us to bother to get up. I was about to when Darcie leant over and whispered into my ear.

"When I was in the kitchen earlier, I found their coffee."

"How much was in there?" I whispered back I smiled encouragingly, I hated coffee but Darcie absolutely adores it, 'sides Darcie on too much coffee is absolutely hilarious.

"There are currently two jars out on the side, one's practically empty though, and there's like a whole cupboard full of jars. These people really liked their coffee."

"A whole cupboard?" I felt my eyes widen. What were these people thinking? They've practically unleashed hell with that amount of coffee.

"Yup. A whole cupboard."

"Well you better not let Adelina find out about it." I wouldn't tell Adelina, I'm sure she'll find them at some point during the day, and like I said earlier Darcie on a coffee high is very entertaining and hilarious.

Darcie giggled a little, "Priority one –save the world like badass'. Priority two –save the coffee."

"Sure. C'mon we've got a room to search." I said while I stood up. I grabbed Darcie's arm and pulled her up as she resisted. It was hard work to get her off her butt, but she eventually gave in and got up.

We walked up to Sam's room together, I opened the door and looked in; taking a good proper look instead of the quick glances we gave earlier this morning. I could tell be the amount of stuff everywhere it was probably going to be a long and hard search considering the size of the room and whether or not Sam decided to put everything in a safe place. We walked in, being careful of what we stood on. God, this place is a mess, it makes my room look clean, which is quite an achievement if you ask me.

I looked around where the computer was, thinking along the lines of 'he's selling them online so they might still be near the computer'. I spotted them immediately, why I didn't before I don't know, but right next to the monitor was the case the glasses were kept in. I picked up the case and carefully pried it open and ta-da, one pair of antique glasses that came face to face with Megsy. Now just to find the money and we're all set.

"Any luck finding the money?" I called over my shoulder towards Darcie on the other side of the room. I saw her lean up against the desk she was searching.

"Nope. How about you, did ya' find the glasses?" She replied rolling her head back.

"Surprisingly Sam thought to put them somewhere safe." I lifted up the case a shook them a little for emphasise.

"Shame he didn't think to do that with the money." Darcie huffed as she turned around to continue looking. I went over to help her; I placed the glasses case into my pocket so we don't lose them.

"You know he could have placed it in one of those safe places that are so safe you forget where it is." I suggested to Darcie as I searched the opposite side of the desk she was checking.

"There's that I guess."

In a couple of minutes we had cleared the desk and had moved onto the next one. There were piles of magazines all over and an odd sock or two. Amongst all of the junk was something making a loud obnoxious ticking sound, it was most likely a clock, but only God knows what could be hidden in here. We worked in silence for most of the time, trying to ignore the ticking; I swear that thing is giving me a headache. We cleared the desk relatively quickly and found the source of the ticking noise was one of those old bell alarm clocks. I went to move to the next desk but stopped when I heard Darcie ask something.

"You don't think they have the Potter Puppet Pals in this dimension do you?"

I had absolutely no idea how to answer that, so I just shrugged and said, "Well there's only one way to find out I guess."

Darcie jumped into what would be considered a super hero pose, taking no regard for any on the items she just squished under her feet. She had one hand on her waist while the other was pointed towards the computer. She then shouted, "To YouTube!" and ran over to the spiny chair. I rubbed my forehead with my hand then looked up to see Darcie with her fingers wiggling above the keyboard.

"Darcie….. Did you happen to drink any of the coffee you found?" I asked slowly. I walked slowly up behind her only to jump back when she suddenly spun around with a huge grin on her face.

"Not yet I haven't!" She chirped out happily.

"Oh God save us now…." I muttered. I mean if this was her normal behaviour, imagine her when she has a coffee high. At the thought I felt myself shudder.

For the last twenty minutes we watched video after video, starting with 'The Mysterious Ticking Noise.' We were halfway through 'Wizard swears' when we heard a cough from right behind us, scaring us both. We turned around at the same time to see Adelina with a scowl on her face, one hand on her hip and the other resting with something in it.

"What do you two think you are doing?" She asked, her eyes glaring holes into our own eyes.

"Oh, hello dear darling sister of mine, we aren't doing anything." Her sister replied in a sickly sweet tone, fluttering her eyes trying to fake innocence. But it didn't seem to work according to Adelina's face expression.

"Exactly, you're not doing anything."

"Well you see, me and Darcie here," I wrapped an arm around her shoulder and continued to look up at Adelina, "we may have gotten a little, very, side-tracked." I said quickening as I neared the end.

Adelina just looked at us with one hell of a stare, which to be honest kinda scared the crap out of me. Darcie gave a nervous laugh before shutting down the computer. "So… eh haha…. Back to work I suppose dearest sister of mine."

"Luckily for you we don't need to. It seems that Ron had kept hold of the money, so I hope you two were able to find the glasses."

"Heh, I found the glasses in less than 5 minutes. Here." I said as I gently tossed the glasses to her. Adelina's eyes widened at the tossed case, she then caught it and clutched it to her chest.

"Be Careful!" She hissed at me, I just shrugged it off and said, "It's not as if we don't know where it leads to."

"Yeah, but knowing our luck the glasses will be the mega important object that's needed in film 4, so we need to be careful with them!"

"Okay, okay don't get your knickers in a twist."

"I swear that if she was here by herself she probably wouldn't even last five minutes before completely messing things up." I heard Adelina mutter as she left the room.

Darcie turned her head towards me and cheerfully exclaimed, "Well…. That was fun."

For the last hour or so we have been cleaning Sam's room, Adelina had found out how to disconnect the internet and we were utterly bored, so clean the room seemed like a good idea. So far we haven't found a single porn magazine, but I'm suspicious of that blue 'treasure' box. We had just finished the floor and moved onto the lower shelves and desks. We had placed the alarm clock in front of the computer set to ring at twelve, the time we would finally stop and raid the kitchen for food. We were happily, well as happily as you can get, working, discussing different things such as the school work that they would be missing and the assignments along with it, Darcie even had a few minute rant on how she loved coffee, but the one that got us thinking the most was: What happened to the Witwicky's?

"Well I'd imagine that since we're here that they are back at my house." I suggested.

Darcie laughed, "Can you imagine their faces if they found the films and watched them. It would be priceless, ooohhhh and the disappointment that would go along with it. Haha sucks to be Sam."

"Yup." I nodded my head. "Sucks to be Sam." Despite the fact that we are pretty much Sam now….

"So do you reckon we can open the box now that we've cleaned the whole room?" Darcie asked when she finished dusting the computer.

"I suppose so." I replied I then place the blue box onto the now clean floor and waited for Darcie to join me. I took a deep breath and lifted the lid and placed it aside, inside the box were pictures of a cute little baby with chubby cheeks, a few different stuffed toys with 'Sam' stitched onto them and various little baby books. I couldn't help the bubble of laughter that escaped my lips. Darcie, who had been interrupted of her 'awwww' moment by my laughter, looked at me confused.

"What's so funny?"

I tried to catch my breath and answered, "M-Michael Bay got it wrong. He said that box was full of nudey magazines! And look at it, the only nudey picture in there is probably naked baby Sam!"

I saw Darcie shake her head then look up at me, "Well at least one of the many mysteries of the world have been solved."

I was about to reply, but an extremely loud ringing beat me to it. I hopped up and turned off the clock before it made me go deaf, I can still feel it ringing in my ears.

Darcie got up slowly and complained about her numb leg and walked with me down to the kitchen to get ourselves some lunch.

We entered the kitchen to see Adelina standing there with her arms crossed glaring at us, well mainly Darcie. I saw Darcie raise an eyebrow.

"We didn't do anything" She said quickly, looking nervous.

Adelina then turned her gaze to me, her eyes glaring right down to my soul. I could feel my insides shivering from the gaze.

"And I'll assume you knew something about this." She said tilting her head sideways, releasing me from the deer-in-headlights like moment, to indicate a cupboard with its door wide open. I move so I could see the contents inside and unsurprisingly it was the coffee Darcie mentioned earlier. Man, I thought she was exaggerating when she said they had a cupboard full, but this…. This is ridiculous. Each shelf had at least 15 jars on in, and there are 5 shelves. Jesus….. Were they expecting world war 3 or something? I looked up at Adelina, who looked at me expectantly.

"Well…. I may have known something about it…" I said while shrinking back from Adelina's ever-growing glare.

"What was one of the rules we made up if we actually did dimension hop?" She asked, her glare not lessening a single bit.

A few years back we made up some rules in the off-chance that we actually did dimension hop one way or another. Some were basic survival, such as; stay together, don't reveal yourself as all-knowing, stick with the good guys/winning side, try to stick with the main plot line, don't make major changes, etcetera. Then there were more personal rules like; don't get romantically involved with people since there may be a slight chance of going home, don't let Darcie get near any coffee, don't let Kate have excessive amounts of sugar, make sure Kate actually gets some sleep, Kate is not allowed to stalk anyone in the middle of the night, Adelina is not allowed to wake us up before 8 am unless there is an emergency, and along the lines of that. The list was edited all the time, but we were happy with it.

"Eh-heh-heh…. Stick together?" I nervously scratched the back of my head.

"You know which one I'm talking about."

"Don't let Darcie near any coffee." I said quietly, looking at my feet.

"And what's in the cupboard?" Adelina asked as if I was 5 or something.

"It's coffee okay. Look can we just get something to eat. I'm sorry I didn't tell you Adelina, but I sorta had other things on my mind; such as trying to remember every single detail I remember about all three films so we don't just get so far and forget a major detail that could separate us from life and death. That would be great wouldn't it, we're heroes of the world and then it all fucks up because we forgot something. Then we would remember this moment right now where we're getting angry at each other over coffee instead of spending time remembering everything we knew while it's still fresh in our minds!" I snapped at her. Her face was one of complete and utter shock, Darcie's was the exact same too. I immediately felt guilty for shouting at them like that.

I took a step back and took immediate interest in the floor; I looked up slowly only to be greeted with the still shocked faces.

"Look guys, I'm sorry. It's just the …. Stress, I guess, that's getting to me. I didn't mean to snap at you like that, I shouldn't have. I'm just having a bit of trouble remembering the little details and all." I quietly said and looked up to assess their faces. Both were going back to normal, Adelina nodded and Darcie hugged me. We just stood there silently for a few minutes before there was a silent agreement that we'd go grab some food to eat.

Half an hour later I was still finishing the sandwich we had made, the other two were just sitting around trying to find something half decent on TV, while I sat with a pad of paper writing down everything I remembered about all 3 films. It was basically dot points of all the major events that happen in each film. I took a bite from my nearly finished sandwich and finished writing the dot points for Dark of the Moon. Currently the list looked like this:

Transformers (2007)

Main villains: Megatron, Starscream, Barricade, Frenzy, Devastator, Blackout, Bonecrusher.

Main heroes: Sam Witwicky, Mikaela Banes, Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Jazz, Ratchet, Ironhide

Key items: Archibald Witwicky's glasses, The Allspark.

Main plot points:

Qatar attacked by Blackout. (Blackout's identification number on vehicle mode is 4500X)
Sam buys Bumblebee from Bobby Bolivia.
Sam goes to the lake with Miles.
Frenzy hacks into POTUS mainframe on Air Force One.
Bumblebee 'steals himself' and sends a light beam thing into the sky.
Lennox's team gets attacked by Skorponoks.
Bumblebee returns and chases Sam.
Sam runs into Barricade, Sam gets away with Bumblebee.
Barricade and Bumblebee fight.
Frenzy gets decapitated and turns into Mikaela's phone.
Autobots arrive on Earth.
Sam meets the Autobot team.
Sam goes home to find the glasses.
S-7 captures Sam's family and 'Bee.
Everyone takes a trip to Hoover Dam! :D
Frenzy finds the Allspark while our human friends have a tour around the base.
Starscream mobilizes the Decepticons and kills the power on S-7.
Megsy starts to defrost.
Sam gets 'Bee and the Allspark the hell outa there.
The rest of the Autobots meet 'Bee and everyone else on the way to Mission city.
The Decepticons catch up to everyone and start a battle between Bonecrusher and Optimus.
Everyone makes it to Mission city.
Starscream attacks, 'Bee losses his legs. D:
The Autobots kick ass. Sam runs to the building with the cube.
Megsy fights Optimus.
Hell of a load of explosions goes off and Jazz gets ripped in half at some point.
Sam pushes the cube into Megsy's chest.
And they all live happily ever after until two years later! Except for Jazz, 'cause he's dead…

Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen. (2009)

Main villains: The Fallen, Megsy, Starscream, Soundwave, Ravage, Scalpel, and a hell of a load of other unnamed Decepticons.

Main Heroes: Sam Witwicky, Mikaela Banes, Simmons, Leo… (Whatever the hell his name was). Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Ratchet, Arcee sisters, Sideswipe, Jolt, Skids, Mudflap, Jetfire, Wheelie.

Key items: Allspark shards, Matrix of Leadership.

Main Plot points:

Badass battle in Shanghai. 'The Fallen will rise'
Sam finds Allspark shard and gives it to Mikaela.
Sam goes to college.
Soundwave does something to a satellite up in space.
Galloway is an ass and gives away the location of the Shard and Megsy body.
The Constructicons find and bring Megsy back to life.
Wheelie stalks Mikaela.
Sam has 'mental breakdown'.
Alice is a stalky bitch and blows everything up.
Sam, Leo and Mikaela steal a car and bash Alice in.
Decepticon chopper captures the kids.
Sam gets his brain examined.
'Bee and OP stage a badass rescue.
OP goes against pretty much 5 Decepticons and ends up being blown up at the end.
The Fallen arrives! And lots of explosions all over the world!
Sam becomes a fugitive. They then go off to find Robo Warrior.
They then go off on a trip to an Air and Space Museum in Washington.
Jetfire is bought back to life and they all go to Egypt. (Always wanted a holiday there)
The tomb of the Primes is found and Sam collects the Matrix dust. PIXIE DUST :D
Optimus gets dropped off in Egypt along with all the other Autobots.
Big badass battle happens.
Sam dies then comes back to life and brings OP back to life.
Another badass battle to which the good guys win. YAY! :D
They all lived happily ever after, except Jetfire and a load of Decepticons 'cause their dead. (3 year break)

Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon. (2011)

Main Villains: Megsy, Starscream, Shockwave, Soundwave, Sentinel Prime, Barricade, 50+ unnamed Decepticons that go through the portal thingy.

Main heroes: Sam, Simmons, Lennox, Epps, Optimus Prime, Ironhide, Ratchet, 'Bee, Arcee sisters (?), Sideswipe, Skids and Mudflap (Technically they're not in the film, but in one scene they're there), Wheelie, Brains, Que/Wheeljack, Dino/Mirage, Leadfoot*, Roadbuster*, Topspin*.
*Wreckers.

Key items: The matrix of leadership, The pillars, The control pillar, The Ark, The Xantium

Main plot points:

Astronauts find The Ark back in the 70's.
Optimus and a NEST team go on a trip to Russia and find a piece of The Ark.
Optimus fights Soundwave and his pet Deathworm thing….
Laserbeak kills some random dude that was helping NEST.
Sam apparently got a new girlfriend and goes looking for a job.
Sam goes to many many job interviews before he actually gets a job.
Mearing comes to the NEST base with many bags full of God knows what and present an astronaut to Optimus.
Flashback to The Ark crashing on the moon.
A team of 'Bot go to the moon and retrieve Sentinel Prime and 5 pillars plus the control one.
OP brings SP back to life with the Matrix.
SP has a mini panic attack.
Sam gets attacked at work by a weird Asian guy then Laserbeak.
Sam get Simmons to help him do some research on the papers the weird Asian guy gave him.
They go to some Russian bar and learn that the Decepticons have taken hundreds of the pillars.
On the way to the NEST base the group ('Bee, 'Sides and Mirage) are attacked by 3 Decepticons.
Sam reveals that Sentinel Prime is 'The key'. And in turn SP tell everyone that he made a deal with the 'Cons and kills Ironhide. D:
SP blows everything up and steal the pillars, he then meets up with his evil buddies and activates the first few pillars; bring a shit load of 'Cons to Earth.
OP fights with SP and loses, SP leaves OP alive though.
The 'Bot are kicked off Earth and their ship was blown up by Starscream. Luckily the 'Bots aren't dumbass' (If they were, we'd be screwed) and had hidden in the fally offy thingy of the rocket…..
Meanwhile Sam's girlfriend gets kidnapped at some point and is taken to Chicago.
Sam goes to Chicago with a group of ex-soldiers provided by Epps.
The group makes it to Chicago, which is overrun by 'Cons. D:
Everyone but Sam chickens out and they get spotted by one of the 'Cons fly ship thingys, only for it to be shot down by the 'Bots. :D
Sam rescues his girlfriend by getting 'Bee to fly the flying machine thing.
The group finds a UAV (Or whatever the hell it is) to send a message back to the base people, who in turn organise some badass military stuff.
SP activates the control pillar and starts to transport Cybertron to Earth.
Sam and his little group go up a building to try to shoot the control pillar with a missile.
Shockwave and his worm attack the building the little group is in until OP attacks them and kills 'em.
OP then gets stuck in some wires….. So heroic…..
The Wreckers rescue OP, While Sam and Lennox take down Starscream.
OP faces SP.
Carly ( Sam's GF) tells Megsy that he's just SP 'bitch'. Megsy gets pissed off and beats the shit out of SP.
OP then kills Megsy.
And they all lived happily ever after, obviously except the dead guys. (3 year break again)

I wrote a note at the at the bottom for Adelina and Darcie to read if something should happen to me, which hopefully nothing will, but you can't be too careful now can you? You know how it works…. It's always the ones that know too much that get killed first by one mean or another and the ones who are next to oblivious walk away Scott-free. I felt relieved now that I had written what I could remember before it was too late. Sure there were probably huge chunks missing from the last two, but I guess something I better than nothing.

I finished off my food and took the empty plate to the kitchen and placed it by the sink. I re-entered the living room and plonked myself heavily onto the empty sofa and stretched out. Adelina and Darcie were sat on armchairs opposite each other; they were both watching some cartoon on the TV. I shoved one of the pillows from off the floor under my head and pulled up a blanket as well. Once I was wrapped up and comfortable I turned my attention towards the TV, only for my eyelids to start drooping closed. I didn't fight it, I mean what's the worst that can happen from having a little cat-nap?

A single thought drifted through my mind before it drifted into unconsciousness.

The calm before the storm…..

So there you go. :) I do realise that the list is missing some points (and is probably in the wrong order) in ROTF and DOTM since Kate and myself don't have photographic memory but I'm pretty sure I got all the main points ;)
So tell me what you liked, what you didn't and all that jazz.
I'm going on a trip to the UK in a week for a few weeks, so I don't know if I'll be able to update within that time (hopefully I will).