I dont own any of these characters...just the idea...
CHAPTER 3
When Tenten and Lee burst through the surface of the water, they were greeted by a hideous face. "Oh, Hi Kakashi!" Lee said to the seagull whose face was covered with a strange fabric... "Hey Kakashi! Take a look at this you puff puff!" Tenten said as she shoved the knife in the seagull's wings. The seagull's face lit up with a strange emotion I just made up... "This is a Perskweeter! It cuts hair?" Kakashi said questionably... "A Perskweeter! Im sooo happy!" Tenten squealed. (WTF? Tenten squealing...nit a pretty site) Tenten grabbed some random merikuonichi and chopped of all her hair. "Sorry about that Sara!" Tenten said as she swam away from the scary woman that was chasing after her very fast..
As Tenten swam away, The evil sea bit...witch.. Tsunade was watching the young princess. Tsunade was known for her beauty but it all changed when she was forced out of the kingdom for killing the creep Orochimaru. In a crystal ball Tsunade was watching the princess swim away and she also noticed how young and firm the young girl's body was. 'She is beautiful' Tsunade thought while drooling and thinking inappropiate thoughts that cant be written in my story...hehe
Tenten shivered as she swam towards the castle. " Whats the problem Tenten? Did you forget something?" Lee asked.
Tenten suddenly gasped as she remebered about the contest...And screamed. "Are you on your rag or something Tenten?" Lee asked.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Tenten screamed as she punched the fish in the face
Sorry about how short this chapter is!
Im just following how long the chapters are in the book!
Tsunade-why in gods name am i a lesbo?
Me- because your boobs are to big!
Tenten- that makes noooo sense what so ever!
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