The first thing that everyone noticed as they entered was Mickey Mouse. Mickey Mouse smiled and said, "Hiya gang! You must be the FullMetal Alchemist people! I think we'll be great fri—AUGH!" Mickey was abruptly slapped senselessly by Edward because Mickey was almost the same height as Ed.
Edward then began beating up Mickey Mouse! "Go to beeeeeeep you evil talking mouse!" he screamed. Edward stopped for a second. "Wait what? I was supposed to say beeeeeep and that didn't come out again! WHAT THE BEEP IS GOING ON!"
Mickey got up. He was bleeding everywhere and had a black eye. "Heh heh heh! Welcome to the worst place ever!" He then began laughing maniacally. The doors to Disney Studios closed. Everyone turned and Mickey evilly screamed, "YOU CAN'T EVER LEAVE!" Alphonse began to cry.
Edward tried to take a swing at Mickey but missed. Mickey smiled evilly and said, "Here in my world, you can't ever hurt anyone! You can't have guns…" As he said that, Riza's gun was missing along with all of the military's guns. Riza broke down and cried. "You can't have any nakedness" With that, Armstrong had on a shirt. He gasped. It read "I hate being manly". He did the same as Riza, broke down and cried. "And other things! No violence, no inappropriate clothing, no killing, no fun, no funniness, and anything I say is law!" As he said each word, each character lost something they valued most and began crying and breaking down. Everyone was down except Ed and Roy. Ed was still mad at the evil mouse for taking away cussing and wasn't breaking down.
Roy looked bored. "Oh..That's it.." he said with a shrug. "Okay.."
"No miniskirts are allowed as well" Mickey said with a smirk.
Roy broke down. He began hugging his knees and rocking back and forth. "I'm going to die. I'm going to die! I'M GONNA DIE!"
Edward leaped to attack the mouse but two mysterious people shot out tranquilizer darts at Ed. He was down for the count. Alphonse stared and poked his brother. "Brother. Brother, are you okay?" he asked.
Out stepped, DYLAN AND COLE SPROUSE! Mickey snickered and walked into darkness. Dylan smacked Alphonse with his foot. Alphonse smashed against the ground. Cole poked Ed. "Short dude…" he said with a shrug.
Then, Ed punched Cole! That sent Cole flying. "Don't you EVER call me short!" he growled.
Dylan was holding onto Alphonse, as though he was a hostage. "Don't do anything stupid…" he urged.
Alphonse whimpered. "Brother. I'm scared…"
Edward gulped. "I-It's okay Al…I'll kick his beep"
Cole smacked him in the back of the head with a chair. Ed crumpled to the ground. "No. No you won't kick me there…I won't allow it…"
Ashley Tisdale walked from the darkness throwing her hair over her head, acting as if she was the best person ever. She smirked. "They are so stupid! I'm totally cooler than them!" She then stared at Winry who was crying because she had lost her tools and the power to use tools. "Ew. Bad taste!" she yelled.
Winry whipped her head around to see Ashley and give her a glare. "Excuse me?"
Brenda Song came out. "You're telling me!" she yelled out.
Ashley smiled. "Yeah! I know! Bad taste right!"
Brenda stared at Ashley. "She's not the only one…"she said with a "you have totally crappy taste" face. Then she pointed to Lust. "Neither does she!"
Lust glared at the girl. She stomped over to Brenda where she hovered over her. "You got a problem with my dress?" she asked with a glare.
Brenda snorted. "What dress"
Lust looked at herself and gasped. Her outfit was worse than ever. She was wearing…SWEATS! "You beeeeeeep!"
Author's Notes:
OH hohohohohoho! Yeah..I'm totally having a "Renge momento"! Referring to Ouran High School Host Club My beautiful author notes shall be noted by the wonderful otaku Shobo (which is my nickname..Don't ask). Now here's the thing! I want to continue on but the problem is I don't get enough reviews or comments on what to say what's good and bad..I will keep writing but I want at least five or more commentos before I go on Not much to ask right? D Oh and go read TaurenLeaf's stuff too! She's a good friend of mine who's talented but I don't tell her too often..