Ok heres the third chapter, its way shorter, but since dont realy know, how the next chapter will come out they will probably differ betwen 2k and 6k words. Fightingscenes and flashbacks will increase the length I guess.

Additional Warning: I plan to give some characters a sad past, especially Naruto and Naruko (No rape thought I think, yust cant bring myselfe to write that, even thought I know, it can developp a Story immenses). I'll try to keep the story as funny and exciting thought, so if an person, in contradict to a sad backgroundstorry shows an inappropriate reaction or development please to ignore it for now. I'll try to not let such scenes happen, but it may will after all.

To the Reviews:

NARUHAREM FOREVA(you probably won't read it, but it still feels good!): You have read the chapter to the end, so it seems, like it wasn't that bad after all, if only the last part disturbed you. Thanks, that realy boosted my confident in my writting skills!

and Rixxel Stryfe: Thanks to the coments, they realy were voluminous :)

And to answear some of your questions: As you will see they won't start from the beginning; the fourth shinobi war did take an direction, that is uncomon, even in fanfictions; I could create a Harem for Gaara as well, and since Temari is still available (even thought I like ShikaxTemari to) I could make her fall in love with him. I even had planed a scene, that could indicate such a relationship, if I want to; there was a reason Minato and Kushina waited for such a long time and I have a good explantion for that, in fact I have a good explantion for prety much everytihng down to a cellular and even molekular level, including real biological, chemical and physical facts. Some enemies will be overpowered as well, especially Tobi and the backup plan with the bijuus isn't realy an option for Naruto and Gaara(I'll explain that later as well).

And something, that will interest most of the readers, Fu and Yugito will be in the Harem and, I will let the readers decide that, maybe fem-Haku (again: no Yaoi, remember?) and Hanabi(duno, why I just like the character I guess), both with an plausible backgroundstorry of course.

Chapter Three Here we go again

He woke up, thanks to some sunrays, which had made their way into his face, what in itself was a strange fact for him. Because he hadn't slept in over six month, (a story about nightmares, he would save for a later time) and he didn't remember that he had gone to bed recently. The last thing he remembered was actually… his death. Funny, even thought this taught should shock him to death it even let him stay calm enough to make stupid jokes in his head about it. And honestly, if this was dead, than he wouldn't mind staying in this state a little longer. Keeping his eyes closed, he tried to take in his surroundings with his other senses , discovering, that he was located in a bed, his head on a pillow, and the rest of this body covered by an blanket. The mattress was a little too worn, to be comfortable, but it was bearable. He moved his right Hand and realized, that he had clung to a back of a person and his left hand was located at the front, touching… he wasn't an expert, but he would say breasts, small ones, but still. He moved his fingers a bit, to confirm his deduction, when suddenly the body, he was clinging to moved and the owner let slip a confused "Ehh?..." out of his- no better her- mouth. 'Better open my eyes now I guess' was the last thought of Naruto before the situation escalated.

And the first thing he saw were two bright blue eyes a few inches away from his own which were sleepily looking at him. And then Naruto could see, how the sleepily expression turned into one of surprise and confusion. And his face showed probably the same. How did he manage to get into a totally strangers bed? But this thought suddenly lost its importance, as Naruto realized, where his left hand still was located and as if she could read his mind her face turned red and she started to look whiny, while she tried to push herself away from him, being successfully blocked by his right arm in the proces.

"No wait, I can ex…" Naruto started to calm her down, but was interrupted by the sudden attack of her, directed at his eardrum.

"KYAAAAAAAA PERVERT!" she hit him in the chest, forcing him out of her bed and started to crawl away from the strange man, that had made his way into her bed while she was asleep. Naruto in the meantime used the movement from falling out of the bed to clumsily make a roll back and pushing him up afterwards, thus nearly falling over backwards again, but luckily being stopped by the wall of the much to small room.

They stared at each other a second, until her head started to turn red again.

"Pleas…" Naruto begged, hoping to prevent another eardrum-tearing scream. "As I say, I can ex…" but it was to late closing her eyes she already was about to go again.

"KYAAAAAAAA NAKED" 'WHAT?' Naruto immediately looked down on himself just to realize, that he indeed was wearing his birthday suit. God, why? He started to cry anime tears. Wasn't the former situation bad enough?

It seems no, and so the girl started to continuously scream "GET OUT" at him, maybe not in the volume she used seconds ago, but loud enough that it could be heard on the streets, if he was unlucky. And then the pillow from the bed found it way right into his face. Luckily she hadn't found her alarm clock jet. And finally Narutos mind started to work again, making him catch the dropping pillow, using it to at least cover his most important part.

"Comon, please stop now! I haven't done anything to you, have I?" The girl still wasn't stopping her rant and slowly Naruto started to grew annoyed with her. "JUST SHUT UP, WILL YA?" And suddenly she really stopped, not because he had started to jell at her, even if not that loud, but because an undertone in his voice, that holds an incredible amount of authority, made her. Carefully opening her eyes she realized, that the boy in front of her had already covered himself and was now looking at her in disbelief and she even understood why. Because she felt the same the moment she started to take an closer eye on him. It was like looking into a mirror, or better at a male duplicate of herself. He had the same whiskermarks, like her, the same hair, with another haircut of course, but unmistakably with the same shade of gold she had, and most importantly the bright blue eyes she secretly liked the most at herself. Both pair of eyes showing pure confusion right now.

And after a while that seemed like hours, in which the two just stared at each other the girl first found the courage to speak up. "Who…" she took a little break, still not sure, what to make out this situation "…Who are you?"

The answer, she received wasn't one she could ever have dreamed of but the simple tone the boy used and the he underlined with a note of honest bewilderment made her belief it right away. "I am you"

OOOOOOOOOOOOO

They continued to stare at each other for a few more moments and then the girl shock her head violently, as if to try to clear her thoughts from the current situation and she finally tried to start actual conversation.

"What do you mean you are I?" she frowned at him and Naruto had to suppress a smile. Her childish face banished nearly all of her grimness out of her mimic, making her looking more cute than vicious. But now he had to concentrate on her question, right? And the simplest answer was:

"Uhmm… I just, well… you know… urgh, one moment, ok?" She raised an eyebrow at his specific answer, but let him continue whatever he was about to do just to see, what would happen next. But the only action he took was closing his eyes and moving his hand in front of his chest. Index and middle finger pointing to the ceiling. And nothing happened. Not even after a few seconds but right before she got to bored his eyes shoot open and he shouted the word 'Kai', releasing a shockwave, that made her close her eyes in reflex, while messing up her room in a way she couldn't have managed in weeks.

Naruto hadn't expected anything else, but he still had to try out this possibility because the current situation was way to impossible to actually be true. Okay, remembering the seal again it maybe wasn't, but honestly… sending someone back in time like this was just imp… he nearly used that word again but corrected himself immediately it was just unheard of, but it looked like it worked quiet well. So, what to make out of this new situation? First thing was regretting that he wasn't in a genjutsu cause now he had messed up the room of his younger female counterpart in less than a second. And said person didn't looked pleased at all. She actually looked quite angry and for real this time.

"Why the hell did you do that?" an authorized Question from her point of view.

"I tried to cancel a genjutsu?" It was more a question than a statement, asking, if this would be enough to calm her down a bit. And then he used the moment to completely take in the whole scene the first time, letting the shinoby in him take control. Not that there were many things new to him. It was his old bedroom, he had lived in for years, when he was young with only slight differences here and there. The ground was covered with all kinds of stuff, mostly schoolbooks and pins, he had blown from the desk and the clothes that had been laying around, even before he had shouted 'kai'. He even could spot a few personal belongings, especially a little cute cat plushy he was sure he hadn't, when he was young catched his eye. The color of the bed had changed too, since he last had seen the room, instead of his favorite, a simple and plain blue it had a dark red color now and of course, instead of a little blond haired boy it now was in the property of an equally blond girl, that had wrapped the blanket around herself like a shield against this intruder, only showing her left bare foot and her head revealing parts of a pajama, that had the same color as the rest of the bed. All he could say about the female him right now was, that she was around twelve, maybe a bit younger, had the same whisker marks like him, the same deep blue eyes and the same color of the hair, which she was wearing openly right now, letting it flow down her back, where it nearly touched the bed. And what he realized too was that one could read in her face like in an open bock. Maybe not her thoughts, but her emotions were clearly displayed there and to his luck they had just changed from angry to curious.

"You know about genjutsu?" Ok, that confused him a bit. She could have asked hundred other questions, but asking him about his skills was a rather unique one. He answered anyways.

"Sure I do, not my favorite way to fight, but sometimes it can save your ass"

"So you are a ninja?" this time excitement could be heard out of her voice, but before Naruto could answer her question in the affirmative she again shock her head like she had done before, making her hair flying through the air while doing so. Maybe it was a habit of her to clear her mind Naruto guessed. "Nevermind that. Just tell me, who you are!" Naruto sweatdropped. Here we go again, hu?

But before that. "You don't have clothes in my size by any change, do you? I would feel more comfortable you know" her gaze wandered from his face down his body, realizing, that he indeed had only her pillow to cover himself. Blushing slightly she nodded into the direction of her wardrobe.

"You can have a few of mine, if you want" That made Naruto grin.

"Do you think they will fit?" She tried to keep her gaze at his face this time, not letting it go down to the rest of his body, which was admittedly muscular for his age. Not, that she was interested in stuff like this! Of course not! But it still somewhat drew her attention to it.

"Probably, they may be a bit tight, but they should work."And this was the point, Naruto realized, that everything was bigger than it should be. Now it even made sense, that he wasn't able to coordinate his body properly, after he had fallen out of the bed earlier. And thus, without another word he turned around and headed into the direction of the bathroom, making the female part of the room blush jet again, as his blank back was revealed to her. 'God, didn't this boy have any shame?'

Naruto had other thoughts. For example, how to reach the mirror in the bath in the shortest time, but that was found to be more complicated, as he first thought. His initial rush out of the bedroom soon had ended in an awkward fall he skillfully had slowed down with his nose, before the rest of his face could follow that example and even after he got up again, he had to carefully put one foot in front of the other, to keep his body from suffering even more harm. And the look into the mirror wasn't worth that effort after all, because, like he already had feared, he stared into the face of the twelve years old Naruto Uzumaki, a sight, he long since had forgotten about. He sighted in resignation. There was nothing he could do against it right now, except maybe accepting the fact, that he was an annoying brat again.

A knocking on the open door alerted him, that he wasn't alone in his(?) House and as he looked into the direction he saw the blanked from the bedroom, staying in front of the door, only displaying two feet underneath it and a blond bush of Hair coming out of the top. The girl obviously tried to hide herself under it as best as possible, while still covering her eyes, to avoid any more mental damage then Naruto had already given her. A smile was forced onto Narutos face at the sight, that probably wasn't the worst idea after all… Giving a simple, but friendly sounding 'yes' as an answer the split between the ends of the blanket opened slightly and she stretched out her hand, holding a blue jeans and an orange T-Shirt into his direction.

"Uhm… I thought you maybe need them…"

"Thanks, just throw them in, ok?" She did so and had disappeared into her room within the next second, leaving Naruto to change in the bath.