Peter and Wendy sitting in a tree…
JB: HELLO AND WELCOME BACK! To Peter pan dare game! Thanks for sending the dares; you came up with some good one's!
Hook: Urgh Dare's now? We played this in Eton and a boy got expelled for burping in class.
Peter: BUUUURP!
Tinkerbell and Peter laugh so hard their head's turn in to shoe polish and Wendy is so shocked she faints.
Few hours later… after a lot of burping fainting and "this would never have happened at Eton…" we move on.
Hook: This sort of behaviour would never be acceptable at Eton.
JB: Well Eton SUCKS!
Hook gasps like a girly and faints.
JB: Anyway on with this very interesting dare from…
Tinkerbell: I WATCH TELEVISION WHITH MY EARS!
JB: That's…nice… anyway this dare is from an anonymous reviewer called Dare3 and they say: Dare peter and wendy to admit their feelings for each other please! Make it interesting! ;) 3
Peter/Wendy: WHAT?
Hook: *Gasps* AAAAAH!
Jabberwocky knocks him out with a Llama.
Tinkerbell: TREE! TREE! TREE! TREE! TREE! TREE!TREE!TREE!TREE!TREE!TREE!TREE!TREE!
Jabberwocky squashes her with a Cow.
Peter: I-I D-don't have feelings! HOW DARE YOU!
JB: Yeah but you obviously do otherwise you wouldn't be angry now
Peter: I AM NOT ANGRY!
JB: ARE TOO!
Peter: ARE NOT!
JB: ARE TOO!
Peter: ARE NOT!
JB: ARE TOO!
Peter: NOTNOTNOTNOTNOT
JB: !
Peter: …
Wendy: I have no feelings for Peter…he didn't even visit me!
Peter: I was embarrassed!
JB: HA! THAT'S A FEELING!
Peter throws a giant cockroach at Jabberwocky but it doges it.
JB: I'm the only person who throws random objects around here! And don't you forget it!
Jabberwocky whacks Peter round the head with a pot.
Peter: OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
JB: Throwing things at me
Jabberwocky whacks him round the head with a pot AGAIN!
Peter: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
JB: FOR NOT VISITING WENDY! YOU MEAN MEANIE FROM MEAN TOWN!
Tinkerbell (Who has woken up): SAUFGOISGFUOEGWRUOEwigfu
JB: Uh oh…Tinker bell's Fairy translator has broke, I shall fix it!
Fixes' fairy translator.
Tinkerbell: IT'S COMING FOR MEE!IT'! *Sobs*
Silence.
Hook (who has woken up): You're weird.
Jabberwocky looks over shoulder only to find Peter pan sneaking away!
JB: OH NOO YOU DON'T!
Insert chase scene here.
Hook: So Peter tell Wendy you luuuuuurrvvvee her!
Peter: I DO NOT LUURVE-LOVE WENDY!
Wendy Bursts in to tears and runs away in to the forest.
Silence.
Tinkerbell: I CAN FLY!
JB: Well she's a goner. These are the deep dark wood's that only I know about and only I know how to get through them.
Hook/Peter: :O
Peter: Bring her back!
JB: No.
Peter: PLEASE?
JB: Mmmmm no.
Peter: *SOBS* PLEASE!
JB: Why should I? You don't even like her.
Peter hangs his head and mumbles something.
Hook: I'm sorry? I didn't quite catch that…
Jabberwocky and Hook edge closer to Peter and he mumbles a little louder.
Peter: dkufgisk
JB: Sorry Peter what did you say?
Peter: I need the loo!
Jabberwocky/Hook: PETER!
Peter: Fine…I LOVE WENDY!
JB: HOORAAAAAAYYY! Too bad she's already dead.
Peter/Hook: WHAT?
JB: I ate her.
Peter/Hook: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!
Hook: You monster!
JB: I'm hurt Hook. Really…NOT! *Laughs,* I already told you I had breakfast.
Wendy appears out of nowhere.
JB: She won't have any mental problems from what she saw in the forest, I erased her memory.
Hook: Hey Wendy! Peter luurves you!
Wendy: who am I? Where am I?
JB: Uh oh, I think I erased too much of her memory.
She gives her her memory back.
Wendy: WOW! THAT WAS WEIRD.
Hook: Peter loves you!
Peter: NO!
Hook: YES YOU DO! I PUT IT ALL OVER NEVERLANDFACEBOOK!
Peter: OMGOSH!
Tinkerbell: ITSGOINGTOEATMEEEAHHHHHHHHH!IT'SCOMINGTOGETME!IT'SGOINGTODESTROYMEANDALLOFUSSS…!
Peter: …
Wendy: Peter…Since this is a dare, I love you.
Peter: me too…
They blush
JB: ok next dare…is from
Tinkerbell: UNICORNSSS!
JB: SHUT UP! SERIOUSLY OR I WILL SQUASH YOU!
Tinkerbell: MWA HAHAHAHAHA
Jabberwocky squashes her.
JB: Ok next dare is from; Alicia, and they say :
Okay I am a Peter fan just to let you know so I have a really good dare. Peter I dare you to let Rufio be in charge for a whole two days while you are the garbage boy!
Well that's my dare!
JB: OH YEAH!
Hook/ Wendy/ Tinkerbell: XDDDD
Peter: WHATT?
JABBERWOCKY: I thought Rufio was dead? Oh well this is fan fiction.
2 days later.
JB: So Peter? How do you like Being Rubbish boy?
Peter: I HATE YOU!
JB: Well how's that for gratitude?
Rufio: Peter! Are you done yet? You need to clean my boots next!
Peter: AHHHHHH!
Hook comes along and takes a dozen pictures.
Hook: This is so going on facebook!
Peter: My life is over!
Rufio: Hey Peter; hook says you admitted you love Wendy! HAHAHA
JB: NOW you're life is over.
Send in you're dares people! I will do all the dares sent to me, unless I suddenly get 100 or something…o.0