A/N: By the way, 'Ojamashimasu' is an extremely necessary thing to say when entering as a guest at someone's house. To not say it is almost taboo. But of course, some people just don't care…
Kakashi and Minamo parted ways with Mira and Kyoko, who waved and went off to find their 'roommates', who would be more than shocked that the three girls passed the Bell Test. Minamo, soon after being alone, started fidgeting, mainly with her fingers. Kakashi noticed this and peered down, a bit worried. Suddenly, almost the unthinkable happened. Minamo's hand abruptly shot out from beneath her other hand and tried to pull down his mask. Unfortunately, Kakashi turned his head, making her slap him.
There was a deathly silence. Minamo backed away, sweat pouring down from her face. She thought she would miss, but to slap him?! Then Kakashi cocked her head, and started chuckling. He rubbed his cheek and indicated through his door. Minamo hesitantly entered, while smiling.
This is gonna be fun…
"Ojamashimasu…" Kyoko muttered as she kicked her sandal off.
"Right. Stay away from me, and we'll get through the week. Fine?"
"Absolutely." Kyoko went to the bathroom. There was a muffled gasp, and then a scream.
"WOAH?! THIS IS THE MOST LUXURIOUS BATHROOM IN THE WORLD?! I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN MY LIFE!"
"That's why it's mine." Sasuke muttered, poking his head around the door, where Kyoko was examining the ceiling.
"Stands to reason. Seeing as this is the Uchiha complex, there is supposed to be a guest bedroom somewhere, right?"
"…Down the corridor, to the right."
"That wasn't so hard now, was it?" Kyoko walked down the corridor with her backpack, and then entered the guest room. There was one fact that Sasuke had kindly overlooked.
The dust.
"DUDE, SASUKE!" Kyoko wheezed. "Have you even HEARD of cleaning?!"
"No one talks to me like that!"
"You have no idea what goes on in my world, do you?"
"I don't think I want to know."
"Good." Kyoko started to open the screen doors, searching for a futon. She finally found one and walked back to Sasuke's room.
"How did you find that?"
"By common sense, Duck-butt."
There was a deathly silence. "WHAT. Did you just call me?"
"Never mind." Kyoko sat down on the futon, rummaged in her backpack, then brought out her pencil case and her A4 drawing pad.
Sasuke stared at her for a little while, then bent down to see what she was drawing. She was in fact, drawing Sakura. It was rather good, making Sasuke's eyes widen.
"You draw?"
"Better than you." Kyoko's eyes didn't leave the paper. After five minutes, she tore off the page and started on a new one.
"Just ignore me. Everything will be easier," Kyoko then muttered under her breath, "Until tonight." She smirked.
"Bed, Bathroom, Kitchen, Door." Naruto pointed in random directions to direct Mira hopelessly through his apartment.
There was a pause before Mira replied with, "Ceiling, Floorboard, Lamp, Baka." With the last word, Mira directly pointed at Naruto, making his vein pop and try to lunge at her, were it not for the fact that Mira had already commanded one of her trusty vines to keep Naruto on the floor. She went to the bathroom and borrowed a T-shirt and trousers from Naruto and then jumped into Naruto's bed.
"Urm, that's my bed." Naruto muttered, staring warily at the occupant.
"Until now." Mira muttered. She promptly fell asleep.
Naruto growled.
Sasuke, after feeling a bit strange, woke up. He swivelled over to Kyoko's futon, where everything was left tidily.
Kyoko was gone.
Sasuke leapt out of bed and ran down to the guest bedroom, thinking that she had suddenly taken a liking to the dust. After taking a few moments to cough, he heard something that he thought he wouldn't hear in his life.
He heard himself singing.
Sasuke ran all the way downstairs and out towards the front garden. He roared in anger.
Kyoko had her iPod speakers playing a Bleach song that Sasuke's voice actor sung. She was also selling many of her drawings, some of which were in two piles; the pile to her right was significantly higher.
This was because she had drawn lemons, limes, and anything you could think of that could have impaired your career. And reputation.
Of course, millions of girls throughout Konoha were lining up to purchase recordings of it. And photocopies of the drawings.
"Step right up, step right up." She then heard a faint shouting from the other end of the garden. It was Sasuke, bellowing curses at her. She turned up the music, turned to her many customers, and said, "Everybody! The real Sasuke has turned up and is actually singing the song! Look, everyone, the real Sasuke Uchiha shows himself to be…dancing in time to the music?!"
Indeed, Sasuke was futilely making threatening motions; his bellows couldn't be heard because of the loud music.
"Yomichini ukannda suigintou no hikari…"
"You BASTARD! ...YOU OBSCENE BASTARD!"
Kyoko was trying to stifle down her own laughter while saying, "And is the true Uchiha heir trying to raise propaganda? Or is this for …personal…reasons?" She put one finger on her mouth in question, pretending to be confused. She suddenly saw rays of light coming from the hills in the distance.
"…And it is now DAWN, ladies and gentlemen! If you want to visit my humble stall again, come to the Uchiha complex at midnight, Thank you, all!"
Sasuke approached her while Kyoko tidied up the stall. His head was bent down in anger so he didn't realise that Kyoko had gone back inside.
"Damn her..."
Kyoko was at the hospital reading some leaflets. She didn't see Kakashi coming up beside her, and when she did realise, she dropped the leaflets in shock.
"Um…Why are you here?" Kyoko asked.
"To talk to you."
"…Right then." They both walked off to sit on one of the hospital benches.
Kakashi began the conversation. "You caught on quicker than I thought you would. You do realise that a very long time ago, in about Nidaime's reign, there was a prestigious family called Toyama. You know that?"
"…It's the same in my world, but—"
"They were killed off by a missing-nin from Konoha."
Kyoko was about to say a rival clan of samurais, but stopped herself. She then smiled a bit. "My distant family founded a hospital, which is why I---"
"The Toyamas were famous for being excellent healers. They also were famous for their bloodline limit."
There was a pause, before Kyoko jumped.
"I HAVE A BLOODLINE LIMIT?! WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!" Her eyes were white and her mouth was agape in joy.
"Remember the bell test? Well, I knew that Minamo could keep mind contact with you; she can send three forms of mind waves; she has of yet discovered two. One is a vibe sort of wave; it makes the opponent feel whatever the vibe commands. It can be very debilitating in battle if used rightly. Two can speak into the mind; this was demonstrated earlier. Three is the actual reading of the mind; this she can't do on you. I saw this with my Sharingan."
Kyoko raised her eyebrow. "So what you're saying is…?"
Kakashi shrugged. "That's the only clue I'm going to give you, you know."
Kyoko slammed the hospital bench. "…Damn…"
"Oh well, good luck with training to be a medical ninja. I'm sure you'll do well."
Kyoko didn't reply as Kakashi exited the hospital. She then raised her head, her mind made up, and walked through the door to the right of the reception area.
A few days later.
Crunch.
A kusari gama dug into a tree for the 27th time that day. Minamo was throwing it and Mira was maintaining the tree. Both were practising their skills, one with her bloodline limit and one with her new trademark weapon. Both had raised enough money to buy new clothes; Minamo a T-Shirt with a fluffy miniskirt bearing the Evanescence logo – her legs were covered in bandages up to her outrageously sized combat boots. She also had her hitai-ate on her head. Mira, however, chose a tank top with fishnets on the collarbone and stomach area and having a four-way-slit skirt with fishnet shorts until her knees. Her hitai-ate was also on her forehead.
"Hi, girls---" Kakashi began to say.
Crunch.
"Um, hello?" Kakashi muttered, stepping out into the clearing.
"OH! Hi, Kakashi sensei!" Minamo yelled, forcibly taking out her sickle from the tree, it being sufficiently scarred. Mira wiped a bead of sweat on her face.
"YONESS!" She waved.
"Yes, well, Team 7 and I have received a mission that you are welcome to come along on. It is a C-rank, but we would have got a D-rank one if it were not for Naruto. Our client says he's welcome to take in more ninjas and this is also an opportunity to raise money for your upcoming homes."
"Not needed." A voice came from behind Kakashi. Kyoko came striding out, holding a bunch of ryo notes looking substantially thick. She was wearing a slit dress held in by a sash, with the Toyama clan symbol of a flower with swords sticking out of it. She wore trousers with a small gap letting in fishnets until the sandals. She wore her hitai-ate on her neck. She ran her thumb down the substantial amount of notes, roughly divided it into three then threw the bundles to Mira and Minamo, who caught it easily.
"Who knew that blackmail along with merchandise could bring so much fruit?" Kyoko sneered.
Minamo grinned, and told her of the upcoming mission.
"We're in." Minamo cried.
A/N: Wave Country, here we come.
