Chapter 3
Kagura and Kanaka walked towards the hill and spotted the Yongo Mountains, which is fairly-shaped like Magical Girl #4's wand.
"WOW! This is the fabled mountain of Manaka," Kanaka said in astonishment.
"Indeed," Kagura responded, "This is where I must obtain this task, in order to obtain a Neco."
"A Neco?" She asked, "Why would you want that?"
Kagura then kept walking forward, until she spotted the Trojan rock.
"This rock looked awfully familiar," she said.
"Uh… I've never seen a rock with hollow holes," Kanaka added.
Suddenly, Kanaka tapped on the rock and was crossed.
"THIS ISN'T NO GEODE!" She cried.
Kagura gasped and approached it.
"It's made of wood!" Kagura snapped.
She then started to chop it off, but it opened by itself. Out popped Iizuka.
"HEY! Don't hurt me!" He cried.
"Old Man?" Kanaka gasped.
"What the hell are you doing here?" Kagura snapped.
"Sorry, I was exhausted," Iizuka panted, "But, this containment makes it harder to breathe."
"Well, that still doesn't explain why you are hounding us, you pervert!" Kanaka shouted.
Kagura added, "Why the hell were you following us?"
Iizuka explained his story:
"Well, I used to work for Queen Hajime Yagi, the evil leader of bunnies. But then she yelled at me, for no apparent reason at all! So I fled to the hills and escaladed in refuge. All I had left was my rock, which doubles as a mobile home; but I couldn't breathe in this stupid thing! I hate it! So I took the Trojan with me, after I gave my resignation to the Queen!"
"Oh, poor old man," Kanaka said.
"What's your name?" Kagura asked.
"I am only fifteen years old!" He shouted, "And my name is Kazuto Iizuka… I use to go by the name of just plain "Iizuka", but I have such a respect towards the wolverines and rabbits!"
"That's the group names Narue mentioned," Kagura thought.
"What was that?" Kazuto asked.
"Oh, nothing," Kagura said in shock.
She then said to him if he would come along to Yongo Mountain, but Kanaka interrupted her offer.
"Kagura! LOOK!" She shrieked, as she pointed west.
Sure enough, there was a huge tornado with a smiley face on it. It was heading towards the three kids.
"OH, NO! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" Kazuto shrieked.
All three people ran for shelter, but were succumbed to the winds of the tornado.
Meanwhile, Chiyo-Chan looked up at the roof and noticed that a hurricane is coming.
"Oh, young Kagura might die in that tornado," she thought, "But I have to survive!"
She rushed down to the basement and bolted the doors shut. She then grabbed a can of banana pudding from the aide box and had a bite. Suddenly, a figure magically appeared behind Chiyo and snatched her pudding.
"Journey's not over," she called to her.
It was Narue, the Goddess of Fun, who'd met Kagura earlier.
"Oh, how did you get here?" Chiyo asked.
Narue gave her back the pudding, she snatched and introduced herself.
"Tell me," Narue asked, "Where is that maid you've owned? Because I wanted to speak to her, about the dangers coming to this world; I need to address the matter."
Chiyo answered, "Uh, I think I left her upstairs. She's probably working on her duties. I gave her a lifetime contract, only because she likes my dog."
"Oh… okay," Narue replied, "But seriously… I need her."
"Miss Goddess," Chiyo said, "I'm afraid I cannot do that."
Narue was a bit crossed, "What did you say to me, asshole?"
Chiyo approached Narue and stated with a mean look, "Listen to me… I can own anybody, at any time, and anywhere… through my Chibi magic!"
Chiyo laughed evilly, as Narue was confused.
"You're gonna turn me into a bug?" She asked.
Chiyo-Chan summoned her kitten cloth.
"I SUMMON CHIBI MAGIC! TRAP THAT GODDESS!" She shouted.
The cloth wrapped around Narue, but suddenly disappeared.
"Darn it; she escaped," she frowned, "I better warn both Miss Osaka and Young Kagura about this dange-. AW, DOUBLE DANG IT!"
She realized that she should've let Narue talk about these dangers she predicted. Chiyo sighed and ate her banana pudding.
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Meanwhile, in Queen Yagi's Silver Galactic Cruiser, she was very angry. Why?
"NO! NO! NO! NO!" She cried, "The Kagura has formed a team… with that scum scummy quitter, Kazuto Iizuka! Together… they will become my frenemies! Uh… fren-enemies… no, fred-enemies? AW, SPIT!"
She sulked as Rin and her two well-built androids approach her.
"Miss Queen," Rin called, "They're finished! And it only took me eighteen hours, which is only seven minutes, thanks to a time stasis shield!"
"Oh, how fast you were!" Yagi smiled sarcastically, "Rin! You and your two robots take me to the main destination: The swamps of Yukari. I want to go see Maruo… in the Lair of the Frogman!"
Rin and her friends left to the main port.
"And don't get a battery low, A.H.," she called out to Rin, "Or I'll be getting a crick in my abdomen, i.e. MY BELLY!"
Just then, a flying pink bunny with wings and talons, which looked like Minamo Kurosawa, landed on Yagi's left shoulder.
"Aw… if it isn't Nyamo Bunny?" she said cheerfully, "All right… I suppose I could let you do something for me, since Iizuka turned rogue."
She then threw Nyamo Bunny to the air. She glided around and flew over Queen Yagi.
"Now, Nyamo Bunny," she ordered, "GO! And grab me… one of The Kagura's personal items! And while you are at it… rip her face off her head when she's sleeping."
Nyamo Bunny let out a caw and flew off.
Queen Yagi laughed evilly, as she started to rest.
"It won't be long… before… the Kagura… IS DEAD!"
She then turned pissed.
"WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, YOU IMPERFECT ANIMATRON?"
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Later at the forest, Kagura, Kanaka, and Iizuka were in the eye of the tornado, and were holding on to a tree. However, the tornado subsided and out popped a small girl with black hair.
"Oh, hello…" the girl said, "Don't be frightened. I just like to produce these storms for fun."
The gang dropped down and was relieved. Kagura then asked who she was.
"My name is Kaorin," she responded, "People call me "Tornady" on account I make cute tornadoes."
"Oh… I see," Kanaka said, "You just made these just for fun."
"But she's evil!" Kazuto shouted, "Don't trust in her!"
"Aw, don't be that way!" Kaorin said, as she gave her friends some takoyaki pastries.
"Oh boy!" Kanaka cheered.
"DAMN IT!" Iizuka screamed.
They all ate some pastries as Kagura laughed a bit.
"Oh, thank you, Kaorin!"
"It's Tornady!" She said.
"What?"
"The name's Tornady…" Kaorin said in a demonic voice.
All 3 of them were scared a bit.
"NAH! I'm just funning with you; I'm nice."
"Oh…kay…"
The group left to the pathway, which is headed towards the Yongo Mountain.
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Later, at the Swamps of Yukari, Yagi and Rin floated down towards the RV of Maruo the Frogman.
"This sucks! Now the Kagura has sided with that tornado princess, as well!" She said to Rin, as she entered Maruo's RV, "Our danger is real!"
She held up her communicator and called to Maruo.
"MARUO! WHERE ARE YOU?" She hollered.
"Right here…" He waved to Yagi, who was beside her.
"Hey, what if we try a bunny bash or a jack rabbit kick?" Rin inquired.
"Shut up, you douche-bot!" Yagi screamed.
"MARUO!" She hollered again.
Maruo ignored her, as he started to pick his nose.
"Uh, your highness… why are you communicating with him, when he's right there?" Rin asked.
"Because, douche-bot, it's more louder when you yell at him with a radio!" Yagi replied, "But now this blasted bullfrog won't answer!"
"Maybe we should hire a Bunny Man." Rin insisted.
Yagi started to growl a bit and threw her out of the RV. She then turned to the communicator.
"So, anyways," she said, "How are you holding up? I sent you those blueprints for that war machine shaped like a rabid saber-toothed jackal. Are you undergoing the construction?"
Maruo then hesitantly replied, "Oh, I have been working on it."
He started to brush off his costume. He then looked at Yagi, and smiled.
"Okay… I see you are a bit busy…" Yagi responded, but had something planned.
"Aw, shoot… I have to go summon my subjects… and then, hit them all with my mallet!" She bellowed, "If you're not busy, then turn the lights off in the Azumanga Hills and Sekai Forests."
Maruo then got up and left to the bathroom.
"Okay, bye!" He said.
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Later on the roads of the Azumanga Hills, Osaka rode on her car, with the GPS locating the area of which Kagura is located.
"It won't be long," she said, "If this girl is somewhere in this area, I should be able to locate her. However, despite my weakness of not getting it together, I'll be able to get there with my new Sea Cucumber GPS."
Suddenly, the sky began to instantly grow dark. Osaka's car was driven off course.
"AH, MAN! I CANNOT SEE!" She screamed.
She turned on the headlights, but she touched the windshield wiper button.
"Stupid F'N SUV!" She said in disdain.
But then…
CRASH!
Her car fell into a big pit. Osaka was okay, except that inside the pit was a surplus pile of spicy foods.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"
Osaka realized that she's in her own personal hell: She hated spicy foods.
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Later at the forest, which was a sudden pitch black, Kagura, Kanaka, Kazuto, and Kaorin (HEH, All Ks) were walking through the trees, even though they were walking in circles.
Kagura suddenly stopped and found that her legs weren't moving anymore.
"Uh, guys… I think my legs cannot move," Kagura said.
Kanaka's legs stopped moving as well.
"Mine, too!"
Kaorin and Kazuto, who were unaffected, were shocked.
"How can you go on?" Kazuto asked.
"I don't know. But what can we do now?" Kagura said, "I cannot fail this quest."
"Miss Kagura," Kanaka whimpered, "I won't leave you, even though we'll become lawn ornaments."
Kaorin snuffed and said, "There are no lawns in this forest."
Kagura and Kanaka were slowly turning into stone. Kagura was frozen from her neck up, while Kanaka was frozen from her chest up.
"What is… happening… to m-?" Kagura was turned to stone.
"Tell Bathyscaphe… I said… goodb-." Kanaka was turned to stone, also.
Kazuto turned to Kaorin and shouted, "You and your damn pastries! My new friends are turned to stone!"
"HONEST! It wasn't me!" She pleaded, "I made these pastries out of tender love and care!"
She then turned to a stone Kagura and added, "Who would do such a thing?"
"WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?" Kazuto screamed.
Kaorin's alibi was right. Back upstairs in Chiyo-Chan's room, Sakaki started to speak tongue, as she did an incantation, from a spell book that turns every brave boy and girl into stone.
"That was fun," she said, "I tested it on Kagura and her little buddy. Now to try it out on the masses that invaded the shores of Odaiba."
Unfortunately, Chiyo-Chan opened the door and found her with the spell book in hand.
"NOOOOOOO!" She shrieked.
Osaka peered from above the pit and was in fright. She jumped back down for safety.
From out of the dark skies of the Azumanga Hills, boys with wolverine costumes were marching on one side; and from the depths of the Sekai Forest, girls with bunny rabbit costumes were marching on the other side.
Each group charged at each other with toy guns, foam rubber bayonets, and giant cannons filled with paint. They each started to attack each other one-by-one, but were so evenly matched.
Sakaki's incantation not only turned Kagura into stone…
…but she also started the Bunny-Wolf Wars!
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As for Yagi, it seems the darkness from the entire countryside has prevented her from seeing where she's going, trying to swat her minions and subjects with her mallet. After twenty more swings in the dark, she grew livid beyond belief.
"MAAAAARUUUOOOOOOOOOOO!" She hollered very loudly.