And so our three lovable pirates set for the docks where their ships were.

Black Bard looks out at his ship, the Queen Ann's Cleavage, and puts his hands proudly on his hips and smiles, "That be me mighty vessel there, boys." He pointed to his ship.

"Mine is over there. It's called the Jackdaw." Edward points to his ship and stares at it in admiration. Not sure if that's even the right word but fuck you.

Black Bard raises an eyebrow at Edward, "Ye named yer ship after a bird?" Then he began to laugh. His laugh disrupted James as James was touching himself and he stared at them all in confusion.

Edward looks at Black Bard, "Aye. Jackdaw is Welsh for xXPuSsYSlAyErXx"

"Now I've got to say that name makes me a moist man!" James pointed out. Cum dripping from his fingernails.

"I like your ship's name, Mr. Kenway!" Stede pointed out with his dumb Stede face. Edward felt pleased, then remembered it was Stede and Stede didn't matter so he felt bad about his shitty ship name.

"Shall we set sail then, my crusty seamen?" Suggested Black Bard.

"First, we must acknowledge that I am Welsh." Replied Edward.

"Can't we just skip all the steps and just go straight to the orgy, lads?" Asked James. Edward ignored him and did a super cool ninja back flip onto a pole. He looked down at the other pirates and announced, "I'm Welsh!" And Stede began cheering. Then Edward cum shotted his face and he fell over. James enjoyed the cum shot,"Captain Edward sir? May I also have a bit of your cum?"

"Aye, lad!" Edward replied and then shot his cum onto James and James began rubbing it all over his face.

Black Bard went into his ship and pulled out his flute, "EY BOYS! RELEASE THE SAILS! WE'RE GETTING THE DAMN MEDICINE!"

Edward jumped onto his boat. He gave a few of his men some affectionate pats on the dicks before getting up to the wheel, "Alright lads! I'm Welsh!"

And James got onto his boat of drag queens and gay boys, "The feel of cum against my skin makes my timbers shiver!"

And Stede got onto his inflatable dingy with a pirate flag pole duct taped to the back. He called out to the pirates, "Hey guys! You look like mighty fine, adventurous young strapping men up there!" He chuckled, "I just wanted to tell you all how excited I am to be a part of your adventures!"

And so the pirates, and fucking stupid ass Stede, set out to find a Man o' War. But little did they know that every Man o' War in the Carribean was sailing under the command of that Spanish cowboy and the guy who looks like he was dick slapped too hard...