Disclaimer: we don't own SWAC, Wisconsin and its towns, cheese, the University of Wisconsin [there is one… right?], chili, American Airlines, cows… anything in here… sadly.

Hi! Geekquality [but you can call me Jumjum [long story about the nickname LOLz] here and this is chapter two! I don't know if you've already noticed but, this is an AU story. Oh and I'd like to let you all know that I have nothing against Wisconsin, cheese, camping, fat people, or coach [ok, maybe just a little on that one] but this is Chad's jerkface, obnoxious, snobbish, arrogant side [which is fading in the actual show *squeal*] so bear with me :P and here is obsessedwithbooks :D

okay i might call you JumJum(: bahaha. anyway we dont own anything especially not SWAC. there would be wayy more Channy if we did! ahaha well this chapter is hilarious! read away!

The Movie Star & Me

Chapter 2

A New Student at the University of Wisconsin

Chad D- I mean, Chad Goldfarb was on a plane to Wisconsin. And guess what: he's not even in first class; he's in coach! I know, it's surprising. But it's not surprising to his regular classmates that he is just another regular college student who wanted to take a break from the hustle and bustle of the city and go to the University of Wisconsin – in the middle of nowhere.

Some of that was true, at least.

I still can't believe this is happening to me! I'm Chad Dylan Cooper and I don't go to dead-beat places like Wisconsin! Nothing ever happens over there!

Chad, obviously, isn't a very happy camper. Well, he never would be a happy camper because he doesn't like camping… but that's not the point! He's not the biggest fan of this a'ight?

It's just cheese and cows and farms and cold and cheese… I don't even like many cheese!

You can't go dissing the cheese, Chaddy-boy. He's going to have to get used to cheese, believe me. They even have a little chant for it, but he can find out about that later! Oh and cows are pretty damn cool animals!

He's sitting in the plane and enjoying the comfortable seats and delicious food they have there in coach. And you know what made it better? A seriously fat man, and I'm talking huge, eating chili in the seat next to him.

This cannot get any worse! God, just kill me now! This freaking obese dude is freaking spitting all of his freaking chili all over me! It's freaking disgusting! And then a piece of chili was spit onto his cheek. Chad's lips straightened and he looked at the seat in front of him taking deep breaths, trying to calm himself down. Ok, that – is – it!

So much for calming himself down… Chad turned to face the fat man who was still eating his chili. You could practically see the steam coming out of his ears as his face reddened.

"Ok, looky her, dude. Stop spitting your disgusting chili all over me… and that includes my face!" Chad was angered and his raise of voice got people to stare.

"I didn't do anything!"

"Uh, yeah you did! I have your freaking chili all over my pretty face! Do you know who I am?"

"It ain't so pretty… and I don't care who you are!"

"Oh, you did not just go th-" Chad got interrupted by the stewardess.

"Excuse me, sir, is there a problem?"

"Yes, yes there is! This man is eating his chili and he's getting it everywhere; including my face!" Chad seethed.

"Ok, uh, sir, I'm going to have to ask for that chili…"

"No! My chili!"

"You know what? Fine! Can I just move to another seat?"

"Sure, there's an open seat right over there,"

And to Chad's luck, it's a whole empty row. He takes his carry-on belongings and hurriedly gets away from that man. Chad sat in the window seat, took out his iTouch, put on his music, and looked out the window with a sigh.

This is going to be horrible! I don't deserve this! So what if I went to a bar for a quick… few… drinks. I'm human, too, you know! I know I'm Chad Dylan Cooper and I'm perfect, but I'm human! And human's do make mistakes! I don't deserve this!

Please buckle your seatbelts and prepare to land in West Appleton, Wisconsin. It is currently 11:54am and is currently 42 F. Thank you for flying American Airlines.

42 freaking degrees? Ugh, well, I know I'll be doing a little shopping… of course I had sweats and Hoodies and stuff, but I still had my shorts and what not. Well, this will be… fun.

Well, looks like Chaddy-dearest has to get used to cheese, the low fall and winter temperatures, and not getting everything he wants. University of Wisconsin, get ready for Chad D- I'm sorry, once again, Chad Goldfarb!

Chad exited the airport, and into the cool October air with just sweats and a light Hoodie. He got into a cab – which took him a while to get – and headed off to go see his new dorm… and roommates.

Chad got out of the cab, paid, and walked into the University, all eyes on him. The girls – even ones practically on top of other guys – were gawking at him. The guys – preferably the ones practically under the girls – were glaring at him. He acted like he didn't see and walked to the Head Master's office.

Chad Goldfarb, it's time your role stepped in… A wide grin made its way to his face.

"Sonny! Oh, my God, Sonny!" Tawni screeched as she slammed open the dorm door.

Sonny jerked up from the dictionary she was highlighting words in to look up at her friend-ish, ok roommate, with a worried expression. "What? Is everything ok, Tawni?"

"Sonny, this super hot guy here who's new! He's soo cute…" she started to go off into a daze.

Sonny raised an eyebrow. "What about Nico?"

"Who?"

"You said you guys were in love, like, a few hours ago."

"Oh… oh! Nico! I almost forgot about him…"

"Tawni, I think you should focus on Nico and school instead of being caught up in some relationship drama with two guys. It's already bad enough with one guy."

"Fine, I guess you're right! But we have seriously got to get you a BF!"

"BF…?"

"OMG, Sonny, boy friend…?"

"Oh… um, I don't think so. Maybe when I get my degree and I'm all done with school then I can."

"Well, in my world, you can't get your degree unless you go to a college party!"

"I don't think that's a very g-"

"Ah ah ah, in my world!"

Sonny looked at her intensely. "Fine, maybe sometime in the future, but just one to make you happy…"

"Yay!" Tawni squealed and then left to God knows where.

Boy friend… parties…? When is she going to get that I don't want those!

But little did Miss Sonshine know that her first semester in college is about to get more interesting than she thought it would have been.

And that definitely goes for Chad Goldfarb, too.