Edward lefted Jakub b4 he gott a chane to hurt him abeucse dey wer so in luv and edword wanted 2 not hurt his lovely so he decided teh best way to nt do dat wuz to killz himself. so he went over to a cliff and starred down and saw 4 a secund his ex wives face and a sad fell out and dripped to the ground because he was sad that he had killed his wifey during there most intimiate moment. his eyes close because he was in his normal people sneakers and he fell forward and fell and all of a sudden charlie grabbed him an pulled him up. "you evil basterd how dare you kill my daughtre!" he scream at edward. edward sad and lowered head in shame. "I just wanted sexy fun time with her cuz i loved her so much..." he said morselly. "but then she died." he said morselly. "GGGRRAAH! I AM RAGE AT YOU!" Chralie scream shouted. "YOU WANTED SEXY FUN TIME! I SHOW IT TO YOU NOW STRIP DOWN BITCH!" Chrlie yelle and edwrad whimper and nodded. "If it help ease yur pain and mine of loosing a loved one, i will do it." he said like a nobeel prince carved out of stone. his clothes came up and charlie kicked them off the edge of cliff and edward blushed. "wut r u going to do to me chrlie?" he asked as he watche dcharlie strip himself too. "RRAAWWR I'M GONNA RAPE YOU!" and then he raeped edword and edward wuz like "ugh no stop it! it hurts! please make it stop!" and chralie waz liek "UNF UNF UNF UNFUNF UNF UNFUNFUNFUNFUNF UNF" and then charlie finished and edword lay on the groun czu he was being beten and was bloooody "tis isn't hjappneing" he said morselly and closed his eyes and passeded out. 138 dayz later he woke up and had forgotten about it and whent into town butt naked and sparkled and cuz he was such an adonis he made everyone in the city go into a 3 day coma induced byu his sexiness
the end.
^finly figgerd out how 2 do these things! ^o^
a was litte hesitating to rite about rape cuz i luv edword so much!11!1! it was hrd 2 rite poor eddikins! CUM HERE
BBY I WILL PROTECT YOU! *holds eddikins* it's okay... your girlfriend's here... don't worry you can just kill the bastard
that raped you later!
Also I dod nut own twilight cuz i6t oned by sexany meyer woops i mean steaphaani ;)
If you want to see an hero edward pairing with anyone just ask! I'll even do incest! Aand any ideas 4 yuri scene i have
always been a bit bicurious so i was planning on writing one just 4 fun who would you wnat it 2 b?