Okay, I hate the lyrics to this song, but it's one of my favorite line dances in the century, so I figured I might as well put it in sometime.
This is the day that Anakin meets Qui-Gon, but all BEFORE it actually happens.
Anakin Skywalker woke up in his home on Tatooine, and he groaned, knowing that the dream he just had was simply that: a dream. He heard the gentle breeze of the wind outside his room and the hum of machinery in the house, and he got up, not ready at all for what the day had to bring. He never really was, but some days were better than others, he had to admit.
He got up and walked into the kitchen, where his mother was making him breakfast.
"Ani, you got up! I was wondering when you would finally get out of bed; you're nearly late to Watto's shop!" Shmi noted as he walked in sleepily.
He perked up in shock, not knowing that he had overslept. He usually didn't do so, and he really didn't want to end up in trouble again. Shmi handed him two bags, saying, "This one's your breakfast for the way there, and the other's your lunch. Have a good day, Ani!"
She gave him a kiss as he ran out of the door, already in his work clothing from the day before and not having time to change before he went to work. He arrived only a standard minute before he would be late, and Watto was already ready with his day's workload.
"Organize the hyperdrive motivators in the back!" he ordered the young slave, and Anakin quickly went to his work. He quickly ran to the radio first, not wanting to miss the day's broadcast while working.
The radio was filled with static for a second, then cleared up to a voice saying, "... well, that's all good and well, dear, but you know that to mess with a Hutt means death! Let's get our minds off of the heat of the Tatooine sun and play some music!"
Mr. Collipark/Oh, oh, oh, oh/All the shawtys in the club/(let me see you just)/Back it up, drop it down/(let me see you just) /Get low n scrub the grown/(let me see you just)/Push it up, push it up/(let me see you just)
Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble (yeah) (x4)/Get in there, yeah, yeah (x4)/Ey big girl make em' back it up, make em' back it up (x4)
I got em' shakin their boobies like congos,/Man I'm shaking the city like quakes./The haters blue the face like gonzo,/Cause I'm rakin a cake so lets bake./I'm taking the game, the games mine./Y'all witness a change it's my time./Yea I'm new to the game but y'all might wanna save ya whack raps daylight saving time/I could dance homie, I don't 2-step,/Y'all looking at something like a true player./A girl told me that a man that could dance might could possibly get down with the tool in his pants.
Now all my ladies let me see you vibrate./And when its over you ain't gon need ya vibrator./'cause I'm a pro, make ya bend ya back low den just pound it real fast just like purkulator
Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble (yeah) (x4)/Get in there, yeah, yeah (x4)/Ey big girl make em' back it up, make em' back it up (x4)
Girl wobble it, and ima gobble it./I see you movin your head, your head bobblin'/We can cradle the bed I'm straight rockin it/The girls say my head like the head of a rocket ship/God damn I'm so explicit, but I can't help it my flow ridiculous/Boy got a gift like it gotta be christmas/Swag don't miss like he gotta be gifted/The girls brought cameras and they want pictures/And they gon frame em to see dat nigga/Little to the bed while I'm sayin my scriptures/'cause I leave ya holy like ya pray in the temple/Want beat? I move with the led of a pencil/And mine won't miss you, goodnight kiss you/Take a band back, 'cause you got pistols/And I don't think bounty picker up these issues
Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble (yeah) (x4)/Get in there, yeah, yeah (x4)/Ey big girl make em' back it up, make em' back it up (x4)
Mr. Collipark/Oh, oh, oh, oh/All the shawtys in the club/(let me see you just)/Back it up, drop it down/(let me see you just)/Get low n scrub the grown/(let me see you just)/Push it up, push it up/(let me see you just)/Wobble wobble, shake shake it shake it /(just give it here)/Wobble wobble, just push it push it/(just give it here)/Show me whatcha got show me whatcha got/(just give it here)/Show me whatcha got show me whatcha got
Hey big girl make em' back it up, make em' back it up (x4)
wait a minute now (x4)/Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble (yeah) (x4)/Get in there, yeah, yeah (x4)/Hey big girl make em' back it up, make em' back it up (x4)
Anakin turned off the radio, disgusted by the lyrics, but turned the radio back on, loving the beat and how easy is was to dance to it. It made the morning go by faster, but the calling of Watto caught him unawares. He quickly turned the radio off and ran into the store to see an older man, a beautiful girl, and a frog-like creature with an astromech droid with Watto in the shop.
Suddenly, it was like Anakin's whole world was about to change right there and then.