To: DWinchester
From: CNovak
Subject: Can I get a refund
Dean,
Seeing as how you are the "whole package" (your words not mine) I would like a refund because this isn't what I wanted. I wanted to email Sam Winchester, and tell him the good news. But I accidently sent it to you. The biggest regret of my life is all thanks to a fucking spelling error.
Sincerely,
Castiel
~.~
To: CNovak
From: DWinchester
Subject: Re: Can I get a refund
Angel,
There is no way you can give me back. I'm non-refundable. Plus I'm adorable. So I'm obviously the whole package. You could do a lot worse than me. Trust me. We've all been there. You made your bed now you have to lie in it. Some friendly advice: don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
-Dean
P.S. I like it when you curse, it makes you sound less like you have a stick up your ass.
~.~
To: SWinchester
From: CNovak
Subject: Meet me at the library
Hey Sam,
I was wondering if you could help me study with my religious mythology class. I know, I know what a weird class to need help studying in. But it's part of my minor (religious studies). I know you also take that class. It's for the one test. The really big one, the most important one, you know the one I'm talking about. Wow I'm starting to sound really redundant. But you know the test I'm talking about. Meet me at the library on South Street at say 2 pm?
Sincerely,
Castiel
~.~
To: CNovak
From: SWinchester
Subject: Re: Meet me in the library
Castiel,
Yeah of course, I'll help you study. But can it wait until 3pm? Dean's working on my car, and I need to wait for him to be finished. It's either that or borrow his car and he wouldn't let me borrow Baby. Yeah he named his car, I don't even know. Like at all, he's a bit quirky. Anyway I know the test; I took the course last semester, and aced the test. Plus my minor is also in religious studies. Can't say why though, I like the lore I guess. But for real, I'll help you. The test is pretty hard so I can give you some pointers for it.
-Sam
~.~
To: CNovak
From: DWinchester
Subject: Where have ya been?
Featherface,
Talk to me! Where's our to-and-fro? Come on don't leave me hanging here!
-Dean
~.~
To: DWinchester
From: CNovak
Subject: Re: Where have ya been?
Dean,
For the last time, my name is Castiel, not 'Featherface', not 'Angel', and not 'Cas'.
Sincerely,
Castiel
~.~
To: CNovak
From: DWinchester
Subject: Re: Re: Where have ya been?
Feathers,
Alright whatever you say ANGEL! :P
-Dean
~.~
To: DWinchester
From: CNovak
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Where have ya been?
Dean,
MY NAME IS NOT Feathers either. And from now on I'm ignoring you.
Sincerely,
Castiel
~.~
To: CNovak
From: DWinchester
Subject: Come on
Cas,
You're going to ignore me? Come one Angel, why do you have to ignore me? They're just nicknames. I was playing with you. For all I care, you could have given me a couple of crazy nicknames.
-Dean
~.~
To: CNovak
From: DWinchester
Subject: none
Cas,
Are you really going to ignore me? For real? This is a first. For real.
-Dean
~.~
To: CNovak
From: DWinchester
Subject: none
Castiel,
Are you okay? No scathing retort? No insulting my intelligence, or telling me to fuck off with these incessant emails? I know you are still talking to Sam.
-Dean
~.~
To: CNovak
From: DWinchester
Subject: none
Castiel,
Are you alive? Did that giant test in your religion mythology or whatever class it was go okay? What about your studying? Sam's pretty good with that school/study/nerd thing. Email me back!
-Dean
~.~
To: CNovak
From: DWinchester
Subject: none
Castiel,
I'm working on Sam's car. It's not as good as Baby, but Sam's car is still good. She runs, not as great as Baby but that's because I work more on Baby than I work on Sam's car. But that's out of respect for his car. I don't work on Sam's car unless Sam asks me too.
-Dean
~.~
To: CNovak
From: SWinchester
Subject: Studying with you is awesome!
Castiel,
I didn't realize that you were so fun to be around. I can't believe we almost got kicked out of the library! That would have been embarrassing. Thank god for the coffee shop two blocks over. I'm really just happy that Dean got my car fixed up just in time.
-Sam
~.~
To: SWinchester
From: CNovak
Subject: Re: Studying with you is awesome!
Sam,
What do you mean you didn't realize I was so fun to be around? Like what the hell man? Do you not realize who I am? I'm Castiel Novak I'm the best person to be around if you want to have fun!
Sincerely,
Castiel
~.~
To: CNovak
From: SWinchester
Subject: Re: Re: Studying with you is awesome!
Castiel,
I'm sorry I said you weren't fun. I just meant that you seem like more of a flashcard kinda studier, not whatever the hell you really are. That's just really fucking cool and weird and now that I know what kind of studier you are I can't get over it. Or think that it is anything other than you. It's weird and different and totally you and something I can't even imagine you not doing.
-Sam
~.~
To: SWinchester
From: CNovak
Subject: I know what you mean
Sam,
Not everybody thinks of me as a jeopardy kinda guy. Plus I make my own games for the classes, it's a fun thing to do and it helps me study.
Sincerely,
Castiel
~.~
To: Dean
From: Sam
Come pick me up I'm on 333 please come now! My car broke down again. You didn't fix it completely! I need you! You didn't pick up when I called.
~.~
To: Sam
From: Dean
Sorry I was fixing up Mrs. Lawrence's car and didn't hear the phone until it said I missed a call. For an old bitty she drives pretty recklessly. You needed to leave so I could only do a superficial fix-up. I'll fix it up for you later. I'll come and get you in the truck. Just hang tight, I'll be there soon.
~.~
To: CNovak
From: DWinchester
Subject: Sam
Cas,
We need to forget your petty hatred of me at the moment. Sam just texted me that his car broke down and it's dark out. He's a big guy but, it's gonna take me at least ten minutes to get to him. He's on route 333. You're closer to him. Can you bring him home? When you get to him, he'll tell you the address, just tell him that I sent you. I'm going to get his car, but I might hit traffic, so I don't know how long it will be until I can get to him.
-Dean
~.~
To: DWinchester
From: CNovak
Subject: Re: Sam
Dean,
I'm on my way.
Sincerely,
Castiel
~.~
To: Sam W.
From: Castiel N.
Dean emailed me about your predicament. I'm on my way.
~.~
To: Castiel N.
From: Sam W.
Cool. I'm here and it doesn't look like I'm going anywhere.
~.~
To: Sam
From: Dean
I told Cas where you were. He said he's going to pick you up. I'm going to get your car.
~.~
To: Dean
From: Sam
Okay he told me. I'm waiting for him. Thanks for helping me.
~.~
To: Sam
From: Dean
You're my brother of course I would help you.
~.~
To: Castiel N.
From: Sam W.
Thanks for helping me
~.~
To: SWinchester
From: CNovak
Subject: none
Hey Sam,
You're welcome. And sorry I couldn't text you back later. I don't text while driving. And it was no trouble, really. I would do anything for a friend.
Sincerely,
Castiel
~.~
To: DWinchester
From: CNovak
Subject: none
Dean,
Thanks for telling me about Sam. You're not as bad as I thought you were.
Sincerely,
Castiel
~.~
To: DWinchester
From: CNovak
Subject: Re: none
Cas,
Thanks Angel. That means a lot. :P
-Dean
~.~
To: DWinchester
From: CNovak
Subject: Re: Re: none
DEAN,
PLEASE STOP CALLING ME ANGEL! DO I LOOK LIKE A CHARACTER FROM BUFFY TO YOU?! NO I DO NOT! SO PLEASE STOP CALLING ME THAT! AND NO I AM NOT FROM JOSS WHEDON'S SPIN-OFF SHOW (self titled) ANGEL! I AM NOT A VAMPIRE! I AM ALSO NOT A VAMPIRE WITH A SOUL! STOP CALLING ME THAT!
Sincerely,
Castiel