Authors Note

Hikari: Hey guys! I know I just updated yesterday but I have a friend and co-author that is going to show up from time to time! Say hi!

Paperbag: Herro!

Hikari: ok then…

Tobi: Hi Paperbag-chan! *hugs*

Deidara: Stop bothering the new girl, Baka, hmm!

Paperbag: Awww Deidara- kun you care! *Attacks playfully*

Hikari: Okay enough playing around. Let's get down to business.

Tobi: But Tobi wants to get to know Paperbag-chan better!

Hikari: you can get to know her while we're telling the story. Now would my dear friend Paperbag be so kind as to do the disclaimer for me?

Paperbag: Oh okey dokey. *still hugging Deidara* Despite that fact that Hikari loves Naruto very very much she does not own nor will ever own anyone from the manga/anime. She only owns the ideas she puts into the story.

Hikari: I must correct you on a few things. First off I own something else. I own you, Paperbag. And second I may not always own all the ideas. If I don't own an idea I will let everyone know who does.

Paperbag: grrr… I will get you for that comment later but yes you are right on the second thing. Now it is time to stop fooling around and get to the story, yeah? Roll film!

Deidara: Hey! Don't copy me, hmm!

TOBI'S SLEEPOVER OF DOOM!

3rd person PoV (w/ Deidara)

Deidara sat on his bed contemplating what could be in store for him if he continued through with the sleepover. All of them were S- ranked criminals, except Tobi, and could very well plan something sinister or, in Tobi's case, just plain annoying. Whether he went or not he knew that he would be hassled about the night's events for awhile. Perhaps if he sent in a clay dummy instead of him it could work, but then again… Sasori, being a puppet master whom knows my art better than anyone else, would easily see through it. Hmmm, this was going to be difficult.

(w/ the rest of the Akatsuki)

"So… any ideas?" Tobi asked shrugging.

"I thought you already had a plan, Tobi?" Pein replied annoyed.

Kisame raised up his hand rather excitedly. "Ooh! I know! I know! Let's go to the pool and have a real life version of Jaws!"

"We want to scare and humiliate not kill or eat him." Itachi sighed. Zetsu stuck his head up at the words 'eat him'.

"Maybe we can 'pretend' to eat him." Zetsu's violent half replied almost singing. Pein rubbed his temples sighing.

"Do you not understand? We would prefer to keep our newest member alive and physically unharmed." Kakuzu snapped.

"Why the *beep*do you give a *beep* about that *beep* Barbie?!" Hidan questioned while glaring at his partner.

"It's just that I would prefer to not spend my money on his hospital bills." Kakuzu said sharply. Hidan rolled his eyes and snorted.

"Old man Kakuzu, always caring too *beeping* much about his *beep* money." Replied Hidan whom was wonderfully censored.

"Tobi's a good boy!" Tobi announced over the noise getting everyone's attention. "Ne ne! Maybe Itachi-san can use his Sharingan on Deidara-senpai. He can make him live with colorful teddy bears that sing songs off key for seventy- two hours! And make him think he doesn't have arms or legs!" Itachi facepalmed.

Hidan began laughing hysterically, "I thought you liked your *beep* senpai?! But that is a *beeping* great idea."

"We could put roofies in his drink or something and kidnap him and doodle on his face." Kisame replied cheekily.

"Hn, I am afraid this is not a kindergarten classroom Kisame… doodling on someone's face had better not be the best thing you can come up with…" Itachi scolded.

"How about we hide all his clay and replace it with playdough." Sasori deadpanned. Everyone looked at the red head sitting in the corner, they hadn't noticed him, he had been so quiet, well he is a puppet so you wouldn't hear him breathe, and he didn't talk much in the first place.

"Not good enough." Pein said in a thoughtful voice, "Do you have any ideas Konan?"

"Well… we can do like we did for Itachi's initiation." Konan said smirking at Itachi.

"You might want to be more specific. You did a lot of things to me that day." Itachi said sending a playful (Hikari: OMG! Itachi knows how to be playful?!) glare toward the leaders.

"Yes, that is true, Konan. We did do a lot of things to him then. Which one were you thinking of?" Pein asked looking kindly at his childhood friend.

"Well, considering that Deidara is already insecure about his feminine looks…" Konan started. Hidan and Kisame howled with laughter.

"I think I see where you're going with this!" Kisame laughed.

"Oh no… not that one…" Itachi groaned. 'Now I really feel bad for him' he thought.

"Oh, Jashin! This is going to be *beeping* amazing!" Hidan said rolling on to the floor.

"How much is this going to cost me?" Kakuzu asked with a scowl on his face.

"I believe I have some dies (is this the correct spelling of the word?) in my bedroom." Sasori said.

"And I'm sure I have some clothes that will fit him, and I also have the makeup." Konan said with a smile on her face.

"I also have the 'leftovers' from my initiation still in my closet…" Itachi stated.

"So for your answer Kakuzu, little to nothing." Zetsu said, "But may we eat him later?"

"No, Zetsu, you may not." Sasori deadpanned.

"So it's settled. I expect the plan to be in action by tomorrow." Pein said.

"But we still need more ideas." Tobi said tapping his chin, "Tobi knows! Hey everyone! Tobi still needs more ideas for Deidara-senpai's initiation party! So please, if any wonderful person out in that big wide world has any suggestions, please let Tobi know!" (Hikari: What do you mean you can't find her?! She was just here a minute ago! *alarm buzzer sounds* Oh no! *runs to computer screen* Tobi! How many times do I have to tell you to stop breaking the holy fourth wall!) "But Hikari-chan! We need more ideas! Hikari-chan and Paperbag-chan didn't think of many!" (Hikari: That's it Tobi! Go to the time out corner of shame and don't come out until I tell you you can!) "But-"(Hikari: NOW TOBI!) "Yikes!"

(Chapter End)

Hikari: hehe... sorry about that… I keep telling him not to break the fourth wall. Out of curiosity… has anybody seen Paperbag? I haven't seen her since the beginning of the chapter… Now that I think of it I haven't seen Deidara in a while either… *Itachi walks in*

Itachi: If you want, I can help you find them, Hikari-san.

Hikari: Please don't be so formal. Hikari or Hikari-chan will be fine. And yes it would be very helpful if you could go look for me.

Itachi: I'll do my best Hikari-chan. *leaves*

Hikari: Man, I love that guy! Anyway… if anyone has any suggestions for me I would love to hear them!

Hikari and Tobi: Bye guys! Thanks for reading!

Hikari: What did I tell you Tobi?! Time out means no talking!