~Insert music~ On the screen big bold spinning letters pop up ~insert announcer voice~
Announcer: This is Konoha's Daily Neeewwwws with your host Naomii Seish-
Naomii pops up out of nowhere and tears the screen with rage and stabs the announcer a.k.a Gai
Naomii: WHAT THE FLIP IS THIS CRAP!!!!!
Sasuke: It's was the announcer
Naomii: SHUT UP SASUKE! NOONE ASKED YOU!
Sasuke: But you were asking everyone
Naomii: SASUKE SHUT UP IF YOU WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET YOUR WIFE PREGNANT
Sasuke:.....
Naomii: and I don't care who that was I'm the only Announcer here, understood?
Everyone:.....
Naomii: UNDERSTOOD?????!!!!!
Everyone: -scared- YES!!!!!
Naomii: good.....Ahem hello welcome back to Konoha's daily news, I'm Naomii Seishi
Sasuke: and I'm Sasuke Uchi-
Naomii: SASUKE SHUT THE FLIIIPPP UP!!! I DID NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SPEAK!!!
Sasuke: -rolls eyes-
Naomii: I DARE YOU TO ROLL YOUR EYES AGAIN, SO I CAN KNOCK THEM OUT YOUR HEAD AND SHOW YOU MANUALLY HOW IT'S DONE!!!
Sasuke:....
Naomii: Now do the disclaimer slave
Sasuke: -sigh- Naomii does not own any of the characters in this story except herself thankfully
Naomii: good...now go wash naruto's feet
Sasuke: -looks at naomii like she's taking drugs and has two heads- um...yea no
Naomii: breaths feriously and grabs zanpaktou- NOW!!!!
sasuke hurries and rushes to get Naruto
Naomii: fixes dress and puts on a sweet smile Enjoy :)
Naomii got up out of her bed and quickly grabbed her sign; then she cautiously made her way down stairs and out the front door, being careful to not wake her family up. It was 6:00 in the morning and Naomii had only an hour to complete her mission successfully. Naomii jumped from roof to roof until she found her destination. When she arrived; she went straight into the room she was aiming for, and placed the sign where everyone can see it. After nodding her head in satisfaction, Naomii cautiously closed the door. Just then Naomii's eyes grew wide and when she looked down she found arms wrapped around her waist.
**********Naomii's Pov**********
Oh. my. god please, please don't let this be who I think it is. Please, Please PLEASE!!!
"Hello, beautiful, Were you that eager to see me that you decided to come here early with nothing but your pajamas on; which by the way are very sexy" The intruder, Mizuki, whispered in my ear as he tightned his grip around my waist.
Oh Crap. I seriously forgot I was wearing my PJs, a short and tight tanktop that looked kinda like a sports bra and boy shorts, danggit I didn't think this perv would be here early.
"...Um Mizuki-sensai I didn't come here for you, I came here to drop off something for Iruka sensai" I explained trying to pry his clammy fingers off of me.
"Love, you don't have to lie, I mean there is no way anyone would wake up 2 hours before school starts to drop something off at their teacher's classroom" Mizuki said spinning me around and placing his hands on my butt.
"Um...Mizuki-sensai I don't think this is appropriate for a Chunnin like you" I tried to reason, but the freakin pervert won't budge.
"It's appropriate if noone knows" Mizuki said squeezing my butt. Alright I had enough of this crap...
"Mizuki-sensai, You have two seconds, no two milliseconds to get your hands off of me." I said with an anger mark forming on my temple.
"and what if I don't want to" He said squeezing my butt even harder.
"If you don't, then I will make sure you won't have anything to rape me with." I threatened and felt him tense, Then he quickly let go of my waist and walk away from me. However before he left he winked at me and a smirk formed on his face.
"I love a girl that's fiesty, see you later love." He said before leaving. Are you serious right now, does this man ever GIVE FLIPPIN UP. I looked up at the clock and saw what time it was...........CRAP!!!!!
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Naomii quickly jumped from roof to roof to reach back to her house before her father wakes up. When she reached her house, she tried to sneak into her room, which by the way didn't work out to well.
" NAOMII WHERE WERE YOU?!!"
"....kuso"
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Naomii sat down for about 30 minutes listening to her mother lecture her, and was finally able to get dressed into real clothes and go to school. Unfortunantly her brother left her, and she was already late. The good thing about it is, she can see the fangirls freak out over that present she left Sasuke.
When she entered the building, of course making sure that the perv wasn't around, she could hear the chaos erupting in Iruka's classroom. She tried to keep her composture as she entered the classroom and saw the fangirls arguing with one another again. She made her way safely through them and went straight to the sign to read it out loud....
"EVERYONE GRAB YOUR TORCHES AND YOUR PIGS; THERE'S A WILD RETARDO EMO HOMO-SYPIEN ON THE LOOSE! RUN FOR SHELTER IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TURN EMO!!!!, who would write such a thing, I bet it was pinkie over there" Naomii yelled pointing at a pink haired fangirl.
"No I didn't! I would never do that to Sasuke-Kun" Sakura said trying to convince everyone otherwise. However Naomii didn't let her....
"OF COURSE YOU DID YOU-"
"NARUTO STOP FOOLING AROUND!!!!!" everyone turned to see Naruto being dragged by Iruka-sensai, then he started lecturing him. naomii tuned him out as usual and started writting a note to Sasuke. She passed it to him and he started scanning it "Hey hu iz dat?' with a glare he tore it up.
'hehe, I guess he figured out that it was me that wrote that-' Naomii was suddenly pulled out of her thoughts by her sensai's yelling
"HEY WHO WROTE THIS SIGN.." everyone went quiet while Naomii placed her head on the table to keep hold of her laughter.
"NEVER MIND, BUT SINCE WE HAVE JOCKSTERS IN HERE; WE WILL REVIEW THE ART OF TRANSFORMATION" Iruka said while throwing the sign in the garbage. Everyone moaned while heading down the steps.
***********Naomii's POV*******
When my turn was up, I saw that kid, Naruto was it, turn into this naked blond lady causing my sensai to get a nose bleed. I KNEW IT, IRUKA SENSAI IS AN ADULT MOLESTER!!! I even bet he tries to molest my mom...... my god I even bet he has a club with Mizuki sensai called the Molesting Group, that shows you how to be the perfect molester. gross. But anyway when I saw that cool trick I threw my ,sadly, poorly made paperplane at my lazy brother. A few seconds later, surprisngly, my brother threw it back....Wow he actually wrote back, and he remade it. I can't believe that lazy pinapple head remade my poorly made paper plane into a much better paperplane! I did not give him any permission to do that!....Ahem, pushing my anger aside, I read it.
'Naomii:Hey that kid is sooo coolio man, I mean he made an awesome jutsu that proved my point that Iruka-sensai is an Adult molesting Dolphin; i even bet he tried to molest our mom, WHAT A FREAK!!!
Shikamaru: Wow you're the only person who actually likes him, he's a joke to Konoha, and Naomii.........shut up'
I turned around to my brother and gave him a cold look, I mean really how mean can you be. I bet he doesn't even really know the kid, and he's calling him a disgrace. jerk.
******Normal POV*****
After school Naomii decided to go straight to the Ichiraki Ramen Shop, she didn't even bother to bring her brother since he was a heartless jerk. When she got there she saw that same kid from her class; she sat right next to him and tried to gain his attention.
"um excuse me aren't you that kid in my class who did that really amazing jutsu, Naruto right?" Naomii asked finally gaining his attention, Naruto looked at her confused for a long time, then it finally clicked in his head who she was..
" Hey yeah, I know who you are, you're that new girl in my class...um" Naruto said trying to remember naomii's name, Naomii grew a sweatdrop and opened her mouth to speak, but was rudely interrupted...
"Her name's Naomii dope." turning around to that awfully familiar fagalicious bartender like monotone voice, Naomii found Sasuke sitting right next to her.
"AHHH! WHAT THE HECK DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT! I COULD'VE KILLED YOU SINCE YOU LOOK LIKE A MUTATED COCKATOO!!" Naomii yelled with her chopsticks pointing at Sasuke. Sasuke looked at her like she was crazy and pushed her chopsticks out of his face, so he can order his food. She turned back around to her new friend naruto, after she ordered her food of course, and introduced herself properly.
" Since I was rudely interrupted, Yes that is my name Naomii Nara at your service." She said pointing her chopsticks at herself and pulling out her hand for a handshake; Naruto took it and they shook hands. Hearing mumbling both Naomii and Naruto turned to Sasuke.
"WHAT WAS THAT TEME?!" Naruto asked and yelled at Sasuke, Sasuke didn't even turn his attention to him as he answered Naruto.
"I said you two are a bunch of idiots, what you're deaf now" Sasuke said in a very calm voice.
"WHY YOU-" Naruto started but was interrupted by Naomii.
" Yo stop it! You Sas-UKE Fagalicious, for once in your pathetic life . and Naruto awesome person in Konoha, please don't waste your time fighting with this gaki baka, It's probably his time of the month." Naomii said earning a glare from Sasuke and a confused look form Naruto. Naomii just sighed and said a simple nevermind. So afterwards Naomii and Naruto really bonded, they talked about themselves almost all night. They didn't even realize Sasuke leave them.
*****Naomii's POV****
I think today was the best day of my 12 year old life, I met two new people today, Naruto and some nice girl named Hinata. They are so awesome, Hinata's so sweet and Naruto is soo CUTE!!!, he reminds me of Kirei, my cat. I hope Iruka puts me in a team with them because I would be so happy and tackle old geezer (hokage) for demoting me and letting me have this oppurtunity. Also what the flip was Sasgay homoria's problem today....heh I said Homoria, Anywayz yeah what was his problem today. He seemed more Emo than usual, and trust me I would know I sit next to the kid. He was acting so, I can't put my zanpaktou on it....Jealous. I mean not only did he leave me to pay for HIS food!!!! but he left angry. Wow he's such a weirdo, I think he needs to get laid. -yawn- I feel like dead weight I should go to bed....
*****NEXT DAY****
'BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BOOM!!!!'
"SAKATORA-NAOMII NARA, GET YOUR BOTTOM DOWN HERE NOW!!!!" I heard my mom yell. I quickly got up and ran down stairs, usually i'm never scared of anything but Yoshino Nara is one person that frightends the living crap out of me..
" yes Okaa-San?"
"What the hell was that?!" she asked furious since her house was filled with smoke.
"um my alarm clock" I explained in a very innocent voice since I didn;t want to get killed, even though I was furious that I was woken up early in the flippin morning.
" Why did it explode?! Naomii I can't keep buying you new alarm clocks everyday!" she yelled at me since I break my annoying alarmclock everyday.
"But mom this time it wasn't me" I explained hearing my mother sigh and turn her attention towards the stairs.
" MUSSHY AND SHIKAMARU GET UP NOW AND GET DOWN HERE" My mother yelled for my siblings, I sat down next to kirei waiting for them to get the punishment of a lifetime.
*****NORMAL POV****
Musshy got some clothes, wrote a note and poofed her way into the kitchen, then she put the note on the counter and jumped out the opened window. Shikamaru on the otherhand got up tired and angry, I mean who wouldn;t be it's 5 flipin o'clock in the morning.
"yes mother" Shikamaru asked sleepily.
" I'm so tired of you and your sisters little jocks, why did you two blow up Naomii's alarm clock?" She asked opening another window to let the smoke out.
"I don't know, I would say ask Musshy but she's not even here" He said, Yoshino just siged and left the room rubbing her temples. Naomii got up and walked past her heartless brother to take a bath. Shikamaru just looked at her and decided to push his question he wanted to ask later, since naomii has been ignoring all yesterday and now today.
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"Ok everyone today is the day for your final exam, I will call you one by one and you will report to the room to doors down on your lest. yes?" Iruka asked his students.
"yeah"
"Sure" the calss said simeutaniously.
"Alright then" Iruka said exiting the room. When he was out of earshot , the whole class started talking their butts off. Naomii was about to move from her seat next to Emo kid, and sit next to naruto, until someone sat in the empty seat on the otherside of her.
"Hey" Shikamaru greeted awkwardly. Naomii didn't look at him but greeted him anyway.
"Hey" She said looking in front of her at naruto, who was sitting down shaking alittle bit.
"Ok what the heck is wrong with you, you've been ignoring me all day yesterday and this morning" Shikamaru asked angry that his closest sibling was ignoring him. It made him feel like he just lost a very close friend, who just happened to live in the same house as him.
"Well you should know, you're the one who's been the heartless jerk to people you didn't really know." Naomii responded getting up and heading towards her bestfriend who called her. Shikamaru looked surprised and annoyed at the same time and just put his head down on the table.
Naomii sat next to Naruto and talked to him for almost an hour until he was called in.
"well goodluck buddy ok?" Naomii said high fiving her bestfriend. Naruto grinned at her and gave her a thumbs up, then heading towards his destination. Naomii decided this would be the perfect time to lay her head down and go to sleep.
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"Hey get your lazy drooling zanpaktou using butt up!" Naomii heard a voice say, she looked up to see who the culprit was. She saw Shikamru standing above her, with something on his left arm,
"-squeal- SHIKA YOU PASSED! YOUR A NINJA NOW!" Naomii yelled hugging her brother and dancing around happy.
"Hey-"
"YOU'RE A NINJA!!!!"
"hey naomii-"
"OMG YOU'RE A NINJA!!!!"
"HEY!!!" that caught her attention.
"Mom and Dad are waiting for us. lets go"
"Alright my my new and improved ninja brother" Naomii and Shikamaru made their way outside and saw their parents and everyone else's parents outside. Naomii ignored her mothers chatting and looked around for her friends. She saw Hinata and her dad, Hinata was wearing a headband around her neck; which caused Naomii to squeal outloud. Now that just leaves Sasuke and Naruto; As she scannned the many faces of her fellow peers, she found Naruto sitting on a swing alone with a devasting look on his face. Naomii made her to him and stared at him, he looked the other trying to avoid my gaze. Just as I was about to say something, I heard two ignorant mothers talking about how he's a failure. With a deadly glare I stomped my way over to them..
" Excuse me I don't appreciate you two IGNORANT wenches talking about my friend! I'm so sick and tired of people talking about him as if he was a desgrace to Konoha! You wouldn't like it if random people talked about your loser children as if they were some kind of mistake, would you?!" Naomii asked in a very rude but respectful way. The women looked at Naomii in disbelief; before they can even open their mouth, Naomii's mother grabbed Naomii by the arm and apologized to the two ladies.
"Sakatora-Naomii Nara what has gotten into you! You don't speak to adults like that, I taught you better!" Yoshino lectured dragging Naomii away from the fuming women.
"Mom you don't understand! They were talking about my friend as if he was a good-for-nothing! I had to do something!" Naomii replied back,
"Naomii I understand you want to stick up for your friend, but that gives you know excuse to be disrespectful to those two women!" Yoshino lectured again bringing Naomii back to the rest of the family.
"No mom you don't understand!! you wouldn't like it if someone was talking about me! Then I don't think anyone else would like it if some ignornant wenches talked about their kid dead or not!"
"NAOMII! COME BACK!" Yoshino called after her escapong daughter, who was running back to the depressed boy. Naomii ran straight towards the sad and highly surprised blond and gave him a hug.
"Hey don't be sad ok? I have a feeling that today is going to a very lucky day for you" Naomii whispered feeling Naruto nod his head in her shoulder.
"and don't mind what those b-tches say ok? They're just angry because their husbands think their too old and ugly,so don't get laid at night" Naomii whispered again feeling Naruto chuckle. Naomii smiled and pulled away from the now happy blonde.
"Just trust me, I gotta go bye" Naomii said while making her way back to her parents....
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******Naomii's POV*****
UGH!!! My mom officially hates me! She has to, There's no way she loves me if she forcing this evil thing upon me!
"Oh sweetie, you look so kawaii with you're little black dress" my mom complemented, I lifted my head from my bed and stared at her. Is she serious, Is she FLIPPIN serious!!!! This isn't a dress, A dress is past your knees, a dress covers your cleavelage! This so-called 'dress' hardly covers my butt and hardly covers my boobs. This is a dress meant for a cheap WHORE!!!, and shouldn't mothers want their daughters to wear something that not revealing. I think it should be against the law to have a mother who wants their daughter to look like a cheap whore! This should be illegal! Oh my god, this is probably pay back from when I embarressed her in front of her mom friends. This has to be it!
"What's up with you?" I heard my brother's voice say, interrupting me from my thoughts. I looked up at him and used my hands to gently pull the edge of my skin tight scampy dress.
"This." I replied banging my head on my very soft bed, Shika looked at me confused and walked over to the edge of my bed.
"I thought girls love dresses that show off their body" He said poking my side. I looked at him as if he grew fifty heads and decided to get up.
"Wow shika, I seriously think you don't know anything about you're favorite sister" I commented heading towards the bathroom to put on the bloody makeup my mom bought for me. My evil little monster sister walked into the bathroom and leaned against the wall.
"Okaa-san said hurry your fat butt up, We're going to be late for the dinner" Musshy said before making her way out of the bathroom, probably anxious to see her boyfriend. UGH!! I can't be seen in this! This evening is going to really suck! Especially if Mizuki is going to be there!
Naomii: Arigatou for the reviews! I decided to make this chapter really long, because I have failed to post this up sooner! If it was bad I'm soory I kinda got a writer's block in the middle of writing this, so wants again Gomen Nasai. next chapter you get to learn more about Naomii, like her likes dislikes and all that good stuff! Ja Ne!
Sakatora-Naomii nara out!