Whoa! What's this? Still not mine? Still one of the chapters written by the amazing discordflutter? There will come a day when the words you read are written by me, but it is not this day. Anyways, enjoy!
Discord kept running from the guards. He had made it out of the castle and was running through the town. All the ponies stared at him with horror. He quickly came up with a plan, and started going through with it. He created a mirage of himself, and he disappeared to the top of a house. His mirage self kept running, while the guards followed.
"Works every time." Discord told himself with a smile. He looked down at the junk pile under him in an alley way. He jumped up, and jumped right into the junk pile. He went through a tunnel and into a sewer system. The sewage went to his tail. He swam through different tunnels leading to more tunnels. He finally found what he was looking for. A brick wall with really bad hoof writing saying: "Out of the ordinary, but here the same. If you are a trespasser, go back where you came." Discord put his paw on the O in ordinary, and the wall started shaking. Bricks were moving out of the way to form a doorway into a crazy colored room. Discord walked in, and the bricks behind him went back to their original position.
"Do we seriously have to go through all the trouble just to get to our secret lair? Even I think the stuff ponies put in the sewage is really disgusting." He told to his "teammates". He placed the bag he was holding on the ground. The room was full of the weirdest colors and items anypony could think of. The walls were black and purple checkered, and the flooring was light blue and dark blue checkered. Even the furniture was shaped weirdly. One chair would change shape every second, so you never know what you would end up sitting it. Another chair at a lopsided dining table for four would change to different things depending on your mood. If you were sad, it would turn into a teardrop. If you were angry it would turn into a red flame. At one oddly shaped coffee table, two ponies sat on torn up pillows while playing cards with pieces of cardboard with marker drawn on them.
One of them was a pink earth pony mare named Pinkie Pie. She had a pink poofy mane and balloons for her cutie mark. She looked up at Discord and smiled at him, and even blushed a little. "Hey Dizzy Boy!" She used the nickname she gave him all the time. "You've been gone quite a while! We started worrying you got caught by one of those guards! Right, Somber Face?" She looked over at the black unicorn across from the table. His real name was Sombra, but he insisted they all call him "King" Sombra. He always wore a red cape and heavy armor, which Pinkie found out when pretending to be him. He barely talked, and always looked serious or in a bad mood, which is why Pinkie called him "Somber Face". He merely looked at his cards and grunted. They knew that meant "sure".
"Besides," Pinkie said going back to her cards. "We have other ways to get here! They just lead to different rooms!" She put her cardboard cards on the table, revealing the letter A on the card. "Ha! I totally beat you this round! The only way to beat an Ace is with a joker!" She said proudly. Sombra looked up at her, then at his cards. He placed his last two cards on the table, revealing two horribly drawn Discords, meaning that he had two jokers. Pinkie's jaw dropped. "How is that even possible?" She asked herself.
Discord rolled his eyes and headed for one of the halls that led to different rooms. "Hey, where is Screwy?" He asked them.
"Swirl Girl turned into Sleeping Beauty!" Pinkie told him. Discord gave her a confused look. Sombra spoke up in his deep monotone voice. "We had to take her down for a nap." He said, not looking away from his cards.
"Oh" Discord said out loud as he walked down the hall. He stopped at a door labeled "Screwball's Room". He opened the door quietly. A small pink filly with a curly purple and white mane slept in a tattered crib. She didn't have a cutie mark yet, and she was holding onto a doll of a draconequus. Discord came in and kissed her on the forehead. He walked out with a smile.
He went back into their "Living Room" and grabbed the bag he left on the floor. He threw it on the table where Pinkie and Sombra were playing cards. "This is what I got today." He told them. They opened it, revealing jewels, golden utensils, and plates. They all stared at it in awe. "Ohhh!" Pinkie said. "From the Duchess' castle!"
"With these, we could find a decent home and live like every other normal pony around!" Discord told them. They were planning on stealing from the castle to find a new place to live and not worry about being caught by guards again. Pinkie poured the stuff in the bag onto the floor. They practically swam in it. They could buy new everythings! New house, new clothes, new beds, even new cards! Sombra and Pinkie were going through all the stuff, while Discord tried to smile. He didn't know what was happening, but he felt… strange. Like something inside him told him to go back to the castle. He wondered why he should go back. They already had enough for a new life, but do they need more? He sat down in the changing chair and tried to find what was going on. Why was he feeling so weird?
Ohhh! What's going to happen next? Find out in the next chapter!