The orgy raged on, and even the now-pregnant Lightning McQueen joined in!
"Ka-chow!" said Lightning McQueen as he climaxed.
Meanwhile, Ramone and Sarge were having hot oral sex as Sarge put his tongue into Ramone's trunk.
"Good news everybody, I brought the weed!" said Filmore. Then all the cars started fucking blazing it.
"Y'all are all under arrest for going 420 miles per hour, HEYYOOOOOOOOO" said Sheriff. Get it? It's 420. THE MOTHERFUCKING WEED NUMBER GUYS HAHA GET IT.
"Guys, this oral and anal is fun and all, but how about we try some true 69!" Sally recommended.
"But how would we do that? We're cars, not humans like Adam Sandler here." Said Sarge, gesturing to Adam Sandler. Oh yeah, Adam Sandler is there. Ladies and gentlemen, Adam Sandler! (hold for applause)
"I have an idea!" Said Sally. She led all of her friends outside of the Route 69 love hotel to a nearby cliff, still on Route 69. "First, I do this!" Sally drove off the cliff and landed on her back. "Now, one of you drive off the cliff but land on me!"
"Get 'er done!" Mater shouted and he drove off the cliff, onto Sally, and they started 69ing each other.
"Woah, that looks fun!" Said Luigi. "Everyone try, in pairs!" So Luigi and Guido did it, and Ramone and Filmore, and Doc and Sarge, and Sheriff and Red. They continued doing it until they heard Lightning screaming: "The baby! It's coming!"