Shadow, and a cannibal ?!
Thanks to all the lovely reviewers 3
(sorry if it aint that good…. -.-''')
Previous chapter: itachi slapped hidan, and swore to never enter tobi's room again unless it's a near death situation….
Itachi stomped through the hallways and saw tobi sleeping at deidara's door, he guessed that deidara had locked the door after he left just in case. Itachi stomped toward him, and since tobi was blocking the way he had to step over him (resisting the urge to stomp ON him) and headed to the other side of the HQ.
He stood in-front of the akatsuki's glass-house (I thought that was what they call the in-door garden, or whateva)
This was where zetsu slept, although he won't be comfortable with a human eating cannibal with a split personality, but in his opinion any thing or anyone is better than tobi!
Itachi: peeks inside… o.o!
Zetsu: sleeping, from waist down is under the ground
Itachi: -.- 'maybe tobi isn't that bad…. But he blankie napped my chibi sasuke blankie…..no! he is that baaaaad!'
The place was crowded with plants, and unfortunately for itachi, the only empty place was right beside zetsu's head.
Itachi: pales…
Zetsu-good side: "zzzzz….zzzzz"
Zetsu-bad side: "zzzz….zzzz"
Itachi: gulpe then walks inside
The door slammed behind him on it's own.
Itachi: 0.0'' freeeeez!
Zetsu-good: shift
Zetsu-bad: growl (still asleep)
Itachi: slowly walks and lay beside zetsu's head, wrapped in his blankie, and keeping as much distant between him and his freakish green half-white-half-black head as possible. then stared 'w-what if he wakes up and finds me sleeping here, he'll eat me….. I don't care, if he eats me I'm going to sleep permanently… just go to sleep damit!' close his eyes
Zetsu-good: "zzz…hungry…zzz"
Zetsu-bad: "zzzz…" wakes up "hey! I smell blood!"
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Flash back:
Hidan stabbed himself in the shoulder and got blood on itachi's hair
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Itachi: OMFG!
Zetsu: looks at itachi who had his back toward him D
Itachi: ''OK FINE!" jumps up to his feet and throws his hands in the air dramatically and scream "I'M SORRY IF I DID ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU MAD" he screamed toward the ceiling
Zetsu?
Itachi: "…." Still in the same position
Zetsu: "huh?" looks up
Itachi: "yes! He's distracted" runs THROUGH the glass door without opening it
Zetsu: TT
Itachi walked toward the leader while banging his head on the walls trying to lose conscious and get some sleep, but it didn't seem to work, it just started a head-ache.
'knock knock'
itachi knocked on the huge door in-front of him and waited…..waited…..waited "OPEN DAMMIT!" he yelled banging on the door, his head-ache was getting worst by the minute
leader: "who dares to disturb me while I'm trying to sleep"
itachi: "JUST OPEN THE F'N F'N DOOOOOOR!" tugs at his hair
leader: "hidan?"
itachi: "AAAAH!" kicks the door down and falls with it
leader: "?"
itachi: laying flat on his face "…."
Leader: "itachi….." pokes itachi's seemingly dead body
Itachi: "….."
Leader: "you alive?''
Itachi:"…."
Leader: "if you don't get up I'll make you sleep at tobi's" -.-
Itachi: gets up quickly "I want to sleep here tonight"
Leader: "no"
Itachi: "yes"
Leader: "no"
Itachi: "why?"
Leader: "you'll ruin my beauty sleep."
Itachi: -.-'' "but we can't see your face, then why bother?"
l.eader: "good point, still no"
itachi: "why?"
leader: "because I have black nail polish"
itachi: "what does that have to do with anything?"
leader: "it's still prettier than yours'
itachi: -twitch- "nobody's prettier than me!"
sasori-chibi(me): "yeah!"
leader: "who are you?"
me: "ahem…" vanish
itachi: "I'm going to sleep here"
leader: "no"
itachi: "why?"
leader: "because I said so" D
itachi: "so?"
leader: "I'm older than you"
itachi: "I'm 28"
leader: "I'm 125"
itachi: "damn, I should've said 30!"
leader: -.-'' "yeah…." Kicks itachi out.